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Our mates purple Helmet again. I remember posting this up on here at least a year ago and laughing at the ridiculous price, admittedly I think it was more than the £2500 it is now

 

Just looked at his ebay shop - full of bargains! £2695 for an ital? £3995 for an orion? £4995 for an '04 Freelander? Haha the guy's a comedy genius!

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Wasn't sure where I'd share this little gem of an ad so I've put it on this thread

Looking for a mechanic doing a homer...

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /112934946

 

I have a few jobs that I need doing on my Corsa.

 

I am looking for someone with experience to fit and seal side trims on.

 

Someone to supply and fit a joiner sleeve to my exhaust middle and backbox.

 

Someone to seal a loose wing mirror

 

And finally someone to fit carbon wrap onto my bonnet ( carbon wrap in possession)

 

If you think you are able to do these jobs then email in the first instance with your estimate for each job or a ball park figure.

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Thats brilliant!!!! The bit about the carbon wrap is fantastic, you couldnt make it up. Basically he's been to halfords and bought his carbon wrap, but thats totaly exhausted his fucking brain, so from that point onwards all he can do is send an electronic 'message in a bottle' asking if someone can just come round his house and just sort everything out for him. Mind boggling

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Wasn't sure where I'd share this little gem of an ad so I've put it on this thread
Looking for a mechanic doing a homer...

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /112934946

 

I have a few jobs that I need doing on my Corsa.

 

I am looking for someone with experience to fit and seal side trims on.

 

Someone to supply and fit a joiner sleeve to my exhaust middle and backbox.

 

Someone to seal a loose wing mirror

 

And finally someone to fit carbon wrap onto my bonnet ( carbon wrap in possession)

 

If you think you are able to do these jobs then email in the first instance with your estimate for each job or a ball park figure.

 

You see where he's made his mistake is hoping for just one person to do all this, a Superman if you will, I think he'd be better off advertising for 4 cack-handed artisans to come round and bastardise his Corsa.

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Have we had this yet?

A VX490, FE 5 speeder don't ya know!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Vauxhall ... 9601060%26

 

 

(Must admit its making things happen in my Jockey shorts, never gave these a second look 20 years ago but now find them rather sensual)

 

 

(A bit like Diane Keen if you catch my drift :oops: )

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Prairie-Classic-Retro-car-/190745988199?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c6958cc67

 

 

It would make a great Retro Ride car, just needs big rims and fill the large boot space with speaker boxes.(would be cool)

 

 

ohhhh dear :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

 

'Mark' wanted £1195 in September when he was selling this - Wonder what 'Barry' wants 5 weeks later?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/290757708661?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Prairie-Classic-Retro-car-/190745988199?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c6958cc67

 

 

It would make a great Retro Ride car, just needs big rims and fill the large boot space with speaker boxes.(would be cool)

 

 

ohhhh dear :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

 

'Mark' wanted £1195 in September when he was selling this - Wonder what 'Barry' wants 5 weeks later?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/290757708661?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649

 

THIS ITEM NOW HAS 10 WATCHERS????? ITS NOT AN AUCTION, WHAT ARE YOU ALL PLAYING AT, IT ISNT GOING TO GET ANY CHEAPER, ONE OF YOU GROW SOME AND PICK UP THE PHONE!!!!!

 

Interesting sales technique.......although its showing as sold, so I assume someone 'grew some'

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Prairie-Classic-Retro-car-/190745988199?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c6958cc67

 

 

It would make a great Retro Ride car, just needs big rims and fill the large boot space with speaker boxes.(would be cool)

 

 

ohhhh dear :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

 

'Mark' wanted £1195 in September when he was selling this - Wonder what 'Barry' wants 5 weeks later?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/290757708661?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649

 

THIS ITEM NOW HAS 10 WATCHERS????? ITS NOT AN AUCTION, WHAT ARE YOU ALL PLAYING AT, IT ISNT GOING TO GET ANY CHEAPER, ONE OF YOU GROW SOME AND PICK UP THE PHONE!!!!!

 

Interesting sales technique.......although its showing as sold, so I assume someone 'grew some'

 

+1 Watched :twisted:

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CHEV ... 337d7ec89d

 

 

Drift Project??? :roll: ??

 

The 1256 engine that is in the Chevette at the moment runs but the big ends are hanging out of it.

 

The bodywork needs an awful lot of attention, and welding.

 

The bits I know about are : drivers floor pan has rotted out, as has the battery tray. Under the bonnet on the left side has rotted through on the inner wing. There are small holes under the windscreen, general grot around the car, no back seat, no headlamps.

 

All this for a mere £500 or so, well woth watching

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Volvo 264 with added T&T, looks ace with the beige leather.

It's £2k, but 2 owners from new and only 36k on the clock I think it's good value and potential investment material.

Unless I'm mistaken these also came with the superb* PRV lump

 

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That cockfruit with the Nissan may have sold it but he's got a stupidly overpriced Focus saloon on eBay so that's on my watch list now.

 

Now, how can someone who knocks up something as bag of toss loking as this...

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Also creat this which looks quite funky imho

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/only-fools-an ... 337d899773

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Also creat this which looks quite funky imho

 

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I got an Imp gearbox off a chap who builds tiny scale lorries. He has a workshop in his garage and showed me it for several hours when I picked up the gearbox. Its very odd. He seemed to suggest there were several people across the country building these but this is the first one I have come across.

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I bet that Cavalier convertible would fire up first time with a jump start and a bit of juice. The mini lorry does look quite well made to be fair.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/custom-ldv-pi ... 460993e7c3

 

'here we have is my ldv pilot 1.9 deisel'

 

'the van is haveing a full service ie plugs belts oil air ect on tueday at the cost of £180'

 

:lol:

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Have a look at this little beaut for 700 yo-yos

 

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Its just a 1.3 AND an automatic but before you think "this cannot add anything to MY life" - think again...

 

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Bask in its beige and butterscotch loveliness!

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