meggersdog Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Be quick for this cheap auto "classic" Xedoshttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Limit ... 35c05e43ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 from the same everything else section comes this 1.4 Corsahttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cors ... 3ccb24384f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickwall Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Get in there!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Why are all 309 sellers/buyers such fucktards? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LHD-1992-PEUG ... 891wt_1346 J213 JAS Registration number valued at £500 NO IT FUCKING ISN'T! AND YOUR CAR IS A LHD AUTO IT IS NOT VALUED AT £750 EITHER! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-309-t ... 3a7a7eacc1 Q: Hi. Willing to give you £200 for your motor can collect today. Thanks Why do people do that themselves? Latter doesn't look like a bad car however Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Who orders a bodykit then insists the bonnet is made of plasticine and has been sat on by the ghost of Sir Cyril Smith's arse? This bloke it would appear http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-cors ... 337cbf325a 'Speedo does not work as the wire behind the dash board is not connected been told this is a easy fix' I think you need to connect the wire. On the other hand you might just as well spunk thousands of quid making an ordinary car look exactly 1,623 times worse looking but not fix what would be a 15 minute job with a spanner rating in the minus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 National Vauxhall Spastic day. Please note almost obligatory 'chav in tracksuit' in the background. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VAUXHALL ... 416c48b0af 'Sadly the engine is gone on this car' In a new series of 'Can't Think Why' featuring Norris McKnobweasel, we examine the potential reasons for engine failures in stupid cars. Today we look at completely blocking off the cold airflow to the radiator by attaching several yards of Isopon to the leading edge of the bonnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 WAHEY! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vaz-21011-His ... 4d0597b0f7 'I also give you a 2.0 Fiat twin cam with the original fiat gearbox, the dog-type gonna fit on the Fiat engine' £3,000 Submit best offer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 sporty papa / nicole http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Clio-Sport-17 ... 1e72f0d83d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Scottish ROYALE http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Roya ... 1c2bf1c40d 'Exhaust downpipe is badly perforated requiring replacement, readily available on ebay.' Yep, not a single sodding one listed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 That purple Corsa is not the end of the world IMO. I would not be seen dead in it but I suppose it will appeal to some. The chap is not asking for £6,000 for it (coz i spent £8k on the body kit innit) and its probably priced right compared to other low mileage one owner Corsas. Fair play to him TBF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Alternatively, it's fuggin' awful and has been 'improved' in much the same way that you can 'improve' a puppy's looks by smashing it in the face with a hammer. Some improvements should not be attempted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Achievement Unlocked: Doors blown off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Oh and that nice BX TZD is back on. Reserve but low bidding and no BIN.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-CITROEN- ... 1109614810 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/seat-toledo-m ... 0863119616 Dont see many of these nowadays, this ones got a right old bo11ox story but looks in decent nick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hotrod-VW-Lan ... 1c2bf321a6 That tat covered Land Rover i took photos of at the Nationals is now on ebay and looking a bit different. This was only a month ago! 1971 Land Rover 88" SWB 3.0 Rat Rod on Volkswagen Beetle Chassis by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I think theres a pretty good chance that Seat gets it's engine nicked by the VW boys. Unless I'm mistaken the 150bhp motors were the VW ABF lump, which is pretty decent and coming from a lowish mileage auto should mean its in reasonable nick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-FORD-COR ... 25763c26b3 When I close the door I think of the “sounds like a Golf†advert as you can really hear how solid and preserved the body is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 N-reg seems very late for one of those, even if it does sound like a golf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 It's Ex-Military and it's Left hand drive, Bit like those Moggy Minor Travellers you sometimes see on a V plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 This looks a little honey, plus, fair play to anyone who has flogged nearly 170K out of the little 954cc motor! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-PEUGEOT- ... 27cb760744 I miss my old 205, theyre such a good looking little motor, and the best fun to drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philibusmo Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Now this is amazing. Must be rarer than Y10 teeth.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-FIAT-CRO ... 3f1d4c0145Still has a months test and a steal at £200 at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I found that Croma too, Phil. Looks pretty good for a £200, 20 year old, 160k mile Fiat. It's red too, how has that not pogweaseled? Be quick on this: Three hours left, and not beyond a save at £102. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120994170494 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Can't see this hanging about for long. Diesel Citroën C15, needs a couple of bits of welding for a test, £160 BIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Iknow we've had this once before, but its just so ace, lets se it again. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-F430- ... 0826121978 Unlike other versions of the car, this has been based on an actual Ferrari F430 and is 100% accurate outside IS IT FUCK! ANY HALF-BLIND HUNCHBACKED CRETIN CAN SEE FROM THE PHOTOS THAT IT IS NOT! YOU ARE A RAVING IDIOT! Item location: Wigan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/dutton-kit-car-/261107844350 Hillman Hunter engine! ULTIM8 TRACKDAY WEAPON Item location: rhyl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manbearpig Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Back, now with added MOT goodness, although Emperor Jerky is still tooling about in it on trade plates apparently. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ROYALE-COUPE-AUTOMATIC-/221132327041?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item337c838881 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Hey, cast your peepers over this naughty bottomed maternal parent fornicator http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-1000-P ... 3f1d6c8e9f A decent bit of effort seems to have gone into this, though the end results could transpire to be effing awful. Anyhow the biggest problem is not actually finishing it off, but giving it a name afterwards. Given that all the tosspot piloted modern 'lifestyle' choice crewcab wank mobiles are called 'Warrior' or 'Animal' etc this should have a far more suitable name such as Morris 'Awfully Nice' or Minor 'Jolly Good Show'. Also instead of driving right up everybody's arse end, flashing your lights and looking/behaving like a total twat you could just bumble round waving people out of side streets and not parking on the kerb outside the kid's school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 22,000 miles, MOT-09-2013, £500 BIN bargain. Lovely shape too. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160892654473 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbaldy Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Can't see this hanging about for long. Diesel Citroën C15, needs a couple of bits of welding for a test, £160 BIN. http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Citroen-C15-Cham ... ~~60_3.JPG what a bargain at scrap money but still its had 10 offers what do people want these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 How long you got?The world on a plate.Takeaways, flat screen TVs, iphone 5s taken as necessary items but we is in a recession innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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