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Ross_K

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this guy is a cock

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-R-REG-RA ... 3f1c4487d4

 

I viewed this car in January this year, he had bought it the previous April to cash in on OMG SNOW CHAOS, theyve been stood under trees, are sweating with mildew and have shagged batteries all needing a jump, he had 3 p38's and a disco which i can still see in the back of one of the photos

 

he was a bit 'milky milky' big thick nhs goggles with fuckloads of pvc tape around the broken arm

 

p38's, gr9 for weirdos

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Hey, remember this oddity...

...it struggled to get a bid when listed at under £1000

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris ... 640wt_1186

Classified ad price: £2,695.00

 

The mileage isn't listed in the description, but one of the photos is the odometer so I guess that's okay... 248,340 miles everyone, 248,340 miles!

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Mercedes ... 2ec196b730

 

this seller always has interesting stuff, dodge chargers and challengers quite often, but the above doesnt seem normal with his 'usual' stock list

 

his other items add up to about a million quid

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/1972carcollec ... 4340.l2562

 

he has a commer q4 that i would like but they tend to sell between £1750-£4500 compared to the £8k he wants

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this seller always has interesting stuff, dodge chargers and challengers quite often, but the above doesnt seem normal with his 'usual' stock list

 

his other items add up to about a million quid

 

It also looks like has has an old 'Hello Boys' type advertising hoarding on his wall - what a winner!

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I'm tempted by this 4x4 Skoda as a winter hack ... £850, no bids and less than a day to go.

High mileage, but ex-police so was looked after the first few years at least, and recent work make it sound like a good prospect ...

 

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this seller always has interesting stuff, dodge chargers and challengers quite often, but the above doesnt seem normal with his 'usual' stock list

 

his other items add up to about a million quid

 

It also looks like has has an old 'Hello Boys' type advertising hoarding on his wall - what a winner!

There's a Barkas in the background of one of his other cars(the matt black Bentley)

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So.... we start the listing with... OOO, scarey, grim reaper..skulls....scary old tree..ooohhh, probably has a big fuck off owl with radioactive eyes that gives off eerie wooo noises etc

 

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picture 2, aaarrgghhh, theres a slavering wolf and he has ripped his chain clean off and he is going about killing shit and looking menacing etc

 

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right weve got you hooked, lets slip in a picture of a shit interior

 

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Were heading to something scary...

 

 

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nope, scarier..

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No, even scarier

 

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scared yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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TOYAH WILCOX!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, remember this oddity...

...it struggled to get a bid when listed at under £1000

$(KGrHqN,!pMFBn9NrMk5BQbGKNWktw~~_12.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris ... 640wt_1186

Classified ad price: £2,695.00

 

The mileage isn't listed in the description, but one of the photos is the odometer so I guess that's okay... 248,340 miles everyone, 248,340 miles!

 

24,834. the last column is tenths of a mile, Itals (and most other cars back then) only went up to 99999 before rolling back to zeros. probably because chances of exceeding 100k were remote.

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