Spiny Norman Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 £200? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R9UKE Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Lada-Riv ... 944wt_1186 IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO DOGS, DO NOT BUY THIS CAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MEGANE-SCENIC ... 3a7a5795be 'the fun belt kept coming off' That'll be the fan belt. 'i was in the process of changing the alternator and the fun belt' FAN, FFS. F-A-N, fan. Got it? 'knowing that i had left the fun belt loose' It's f*ck*ng FAN. Fan as in FANny or FlANge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renault-extra-19-diesel-van2-months-tax11-months-motp-reg7600-miles/1001437856 Only for a scotsman Being an englishman, I would love to go up there, buy this and smash it up on his driveway. Then maybe lock him in his house and threaten to kill him if he stepped over the doormat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MEGANE-SCENIC ... 3a7a5795be 'the fun belt kept coming off' That'll be the fan belt. 'i was in the process of changing the alternator and the fun belt' FAN, FFS. F-A-N, fan. Got it? 'knowing that i had left the fun belt loose' It's f*ck*ng FAN. Fan as in FANny or FlANge. It's a fucking auxiliary drive belt or alternator belt, it doesn't have a belt driven fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyruspower Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 A-Team Previa: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-PREVIA ... _507wt_922 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 I have just mailed the seller of that shit Renault van to ask him if he wants a Bedford CF with big pictures of Edward 1st down the side and 'Longshanks' on the bonnet in part-ex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 6848 UP for your VOLKSWAGEN UP! - cherished reg number, suits any age vehicle. This registration is rare This is the perfect registration to adorn your new Volkswagen UP! supermini. On retention certificate so ready to post out to you. Car for illustration purposes only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-/110959217832 Nice work cockknocker, much more important to be able to see the owner than the car he's selling bad points indercators dont work and the egnition will not turn off its a small electrcal walt(wire might not be conectid not sure ) Don't try too hard will you! To be fair he only wants £2000, you can't expect all the wires to be conectid for that kind of money can you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Have a properly ace looking Mini to make up for Farmer Tossface's shit effort: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-CRAYFORD ... 2c689e17a4 Just hope it doesn't go to some spacker who'll either over restore it or put loads of stupid shit on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 HUBBA HUBBA! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-TOYOTA-C ... 43b40aec90 Three grand of loveliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-Vauxhall ... 20cbec5366 'Shove your Mk2 Escorts up your arse' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 my mate decided to switch the car on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shedvan Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-/110959217832 Nice work cockknocker, much more important to be able to see the owner than the car he's selling bad points indercators dont work and the egnition will not turn off its a small electrcal walt(wire might not be conectid not sure ) Don't try too hard will you! To be fair he only wants £2000, you can't expect all the wires to be conectid for that kind of money can you. Be fair Bo11s, life ain't easy for a boy named Doris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyruspower Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 "Whaaaaaat arrrreeeeeee you?""I'm Batman (and I drive a BMW 840i)." Then again, looking at the cardboard-bone-shaped-neon-back-lit-Bat-logo, could this actually be Batdog's car? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CUSTOM-BMW-84 ... 27cb76b8ee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyruspower Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 With at least 5 M5 badges, it can only be; an M5! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-OFF-CUSTO ... 427wt_1344 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyruspower Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Chloë and Carl's "vauckhall" corsa 1.4 sri custom http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauckhall-cor ... 23233a8ba1 "A COUPLE OV CHIPS HERE AND THERE" "ZEON HEAD LIGHTS LED SIDE LIGHTS WHICH SET THIS CAR RIGHT OFF" "WILL PUT MORE PICS ON LATER OV CAR AND STERIO" "INTRIA IS BASIC SRI INTERIA" "SELLING CAR AS I AM LOOKING FOR A GSXR 1000 OR 750" - probably not a good idea...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Barry Boys is this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 You're not a moderator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
face Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 "A COUPLE OV CHIPS HERE AND THERE" I watch TV and am stupid. Therefore I deduce that the chips upon this orange sports car can be easily rectified using a large household paint brush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Barry Boys is this way. Off you go, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbird Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 This looks like Krytens head http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-fiesta-m ... 2598678%26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 ^^ So he got one of the few Crayford Fiestas and fucked it up with a hideous body kit. What a winner.Amazingly has some bids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-BLACK-FI ... 1c2bcd2307 This cheap Panda won't hang around long. WE HAVE OWNED THE CAR FOR 19 YEARS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Vauxhall ... 43b410c562 Sounds pricey seeing that it wasn't that long ago you could pick them up for £500 in this condition, still nice to see one though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R9UKE Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Seriously considering this as a daily for the winter. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251154010154? ... 578wt_1186 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 ^^ So he got one of the few Crayford Fiestas and fucked it up with a hideous body kit. What a winner.Amazingly has some bids. and he has done all that fibreglass work but left the original door mirror holes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Check out this little belter! £150, no bids, T&T next year and finishes on Thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-ROVER-75 ... 2ec23fc6da Maybe I'm out of touch but £825 BIN seem stupidly cheap for one of these even if it is a 1.8 with no T&T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I know how popular BMW's are on here but this looks seriously un-shit for £695http://www2.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201238485814857 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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