Ross_K Posted June 26, 2012 Author Share Posted June 26, 2012 Heap o'shite. Don't be the guy who bought a plastic car to send it over the bridge... TBH the alloys are the only part of that car worth anything, and they're not for sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-1300-4 ... 3f1934ff6c 'CLASSIC BASIL FAWLTY CAR'•RIGHT !! THATS IT !! I"VE TOLD YOU !! NOW I"M GOING TO GIVE YOU A DAMED GOOD THRASHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!•JUST OUT OF A SHED, CAME BASIL"S LITTLE CAR A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO' Except he had a red estate, you fucking dingbat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 He’s getting mixed up with ‘clockwise’, he’s probably got James Bond’s Dodge charger out the back as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 I do think these will go up in price soon ... Not many details, but £1500 with MOT until sept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 shite hauler.http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/25td-ldv-speclift-crewcab-offers/105287525#gallery-item-full-4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boobydoo Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-VAUXHALL ... 43b123b704 TIME WARP CONDITIONSUPERBTHE CAR IS OUTSTANDING CONDITION Really? You can see the rotten wheel arches from a mile off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 To be fair they probably came of the production line like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Austin Metro 3 door hatchback classic Otto Fish Called Wanda Car http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-AUSTIN-M ... 19d2624df5 'Guess I'll have to ask you an easy one, eh, Ken? OK. Um... Let me think, let me think. Um... Where are the diamonds? I'll give you a clue. Somewhere around the airport. Ken: I'm n-n-n...!!!!!!' Just out of a shed came Otto's little car a couple of weeks ago' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Oh baby! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-FORD-COR ... 43b124a0fd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 shite hauler. http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/25td-ldv-speclift-crewcab-offers/105287525#gallery-item-full-4 I'd have that but only if it's been sitting round for a bit. He just doesn't make that clear in the advert unfortunately som for that reason, I'm out. Is there a better looking Merc than these? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-MERCEDES ... 2c665fa633 Another one of those cars you could keep outside the front window and just sitting there looking at it all day long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 ANYONE NEAR CHICESTER, GET ON THIS BARGAIN! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-200-214 ... 41677b2f5e12900 miles ??MOT Expiry: 04/2013 £295.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMC-CONCORD-PERFECT-EXAMPLE-OF-A-TRUE-AMERICAN-DREAM-NO-SWAP-LONGWHEEL-BASE-VAN-/320934024510 did you get that? PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A TRUE AMERICAN DREAM AMC concord with the 2.5 4-cyl engine, now thats my kind yank tank! SHITE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-CITROEN- ... 1006003781 Mk1 BX Leader!!! I would SMASH this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MAESTR ... 0832292678 Looks like an invalid car, but you can go on holiday in it!!! £2950 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 I'd love to be a fly on the wall when some misguided bloke turns up with that old tub after telling his missus he's bought a classic camper van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999V-CITROEN ... 1054290246 MINTOLA Xantia V6!!! I would literally allow this car to BUM me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-FORD-SIE ... 0832029194 Check out this little sweetie!!!! Sends me back to the days when britains streets were COVERED in old sierras and escorts painted this colour, most of which were on their second or third set of 'HADRIAN' sills and arches!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-CX25- ... 0904541002 OMG U JUST NEED 2 CHOP TEH SPRINGS 4 ULTIMATE WIN!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross_K Posted June 26, 2012 Author Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999V-CITROEN ... 1054290246 MINTOLA Xantia V6!!! I would literally allow this car to BUM me He gets some nice cars doesn't he? But he doesn't half talk a load of shit. I have put the listing in the classic car section as these are undoubtedly now classed as a modern day classic. apt V6 number plate which incidentally has a nett return value of £640 when placed into the free valuation on the National numbers website. He stops short of mentioning HowManyLeft though...In fact just 440 3 litre Xantia's were supplied new in the U.K and far fewer than that would still be on the road today so there is no doubt they will become a classic car in their own right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brammy777 Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Seen that Sierra before, it's local to me!1986 Ford Sierra 1.8 LX Hatchback. by bramm77, on FlickrThe owner was ANCIENT, seriously he must have been over 90 at least. Glad it's still around, let's hope the next owner looks after it too. Had no idea the mileage was so low! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-ESC ... 0844905603 Just needs a few jobs or MOT, they are: wires hanging from the dashn/s side light inopo/s headlamp inop on main beamindicators inopwindscreen washers inopn/s/r trailing arm bush deteriratedo/s/f c v joint gator splito/s/f suspension arm ball joint gator splitn/s/f tyre perishedn/s/f track rod end has play ( ive got a new one here )o/s/r tyre perishedfront brake pads wornand all rear lights inop.and also not on the list the boot is locked and i carnt get in there Horn not working ive just spent over 300 on her for a pre mot it was a non runner so i had that sorted at a garage it had new spark plugs new battery tray new radiator cap new fuel pump new ignition leadsI'd love to see the battery tray job if they did that lot for £300, must have fastened it on with GLOY GUM Previous Owners: 14 Just gets better and better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheguava Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-CX25- ... 0904541002 OMG U JUST NEED 2 CHOP TEH SPRINGS 4 ULTIMATE WIN!!!!! MOAR LYK IT. SLAMMAGE 2 DA MAX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL ... 0734291694 I quite fancy one of these I must say, i'm sure they are as rigid as a Lidl carrier bag but they certainly have serious shite value I reckon, is there any other soft-top car out there as unglamorous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-100-1-8- ... 0816654976 This is back, just needs R9UKE to pop it on the ferry for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross_K Posted June 26, 2012 Author Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL ... 0734291694 I quite fancy one of these I must say, i'm sure they are as rigid as a Lidl carrier bag but they certainly have serious shite value I reckon, is there any other soft-top car out there as unglamorous? Chrysler leBaron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 I WANNA GIVE U DEVOTION http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-16 ... 0831227434 2.0 TS - WOULD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 2.0 TS - WOULD. Good grief!! Did he fail to neuter an old Alfa then let it play with all the Peugeot 605s down the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Shameless self-pimpage and risky reserve-free selling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 GIVE YOU 5 HUNRED M8.COLLEC 2NITE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Boomshakalaka http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-TOYOTA-C ... 27c8864dac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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