CreepingJesus Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Fester RS18 project car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 You don't need to go to French Franceland, to buy an old Pugrot on French plates! No, just as far as Le Glasgow... 405 TDi GLX, which apparently has a UK MOT and V5. How the hell does one get it onto UK plates? Mind you, driving foreign registered cars is always hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Scruffy-but-still-would Saffy tool eater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 What an utter fucktard this guy is....... The car does 60 to 90 MPG on the motorway .... ORLY?...... ...this model won car/engine of the year.... No, it didn't. Saving the best till last... It can do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I don't know what's funnier. HillmanImps bonkers Volvo estate pic, or the idiot selling the 3 series.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashmicro Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 That E46 seller is a dick. Parts for those are anything but cheap, and that model variant in particular is a badly thought-out and cheaply made turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Seller information: togakure_enterprises Isn't that one of the companies that sends me e-mails offering cheap viagra and money I'm owed? http://www.fuelly.com/car/bmw/320d/2004 Low miles, no tax and 12 months MOT. £250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Save this Uno from a good old turbo'ing? £122 RNM with 37 mins to go! Dunno what he expects for it... EDIT: It's in Abergele, something got a bit screwed up with my '50 miles from home' there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 FROM A YEAR AGO...WTF?! - Ebay seller FAIRDEAL1966 is trying to out-doctor THE DOCTOR!!! EARLIER http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BREATHTAKING-1980 ... 0594438115A ++++ seller. Thankyou. Member ID fairdeal1966 ( Feedback score of 15) 13-Apr-11 12:17 BREATHTAKING 1980 MORRIS MARINA MK3 1.7 HL 39,000 MILES (#200594438115) £2,800.00 View Item BREATHTAKING 1980 MORRIS MARINA MK3 1.7 HL 39,000 MILES 1 WEEK LATER Classified ad price: £3,995.00 ... it didn't work http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-MORRIS-M ... 1e6d82cb9fClassified ad price: £2,500.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Lightly trashed, but T+T'd Eclipse, no bids at £300 it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Funky coloured All-aggro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 VW 181, with a tale of woe in the ad. Sounds like someone was going to 'rat' the poor old thing, but the army drab is made of sterner stuff than Nitromors £1500 reserve? Maybe it should've gone in the 'barginz' thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Olds Cutlass, in need of some TLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 One for Duncan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 One for Duncan? Did cross my mind that maybe it was one of his. Dunno... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 One for me! I'd drive that every day, as close as possible to as-is. Mind, it's the wrong side of 500 NM, I'd be wanting it for under that with no ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Saving the best till last... It can do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds .....Maybe he means 0-60 km/h? I daresay he has seen 90mpg too - I saw 93mpg on the computer of my 3-litre V6 Laguna by taking my fot completely off the throttle at 60mph. Still a complete tit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 One for me! I'd drive that every day, as close as possible to as-is. Mind, it's the wrong side of 500 NM, I'd be wanting it for under that with no ticket. Quite right too. It's only the seats and electrics that really want sorting. Anything else is show queen territory! I saw 93mpg on the computer of my 3-litre V6 Laguna by taking my fot completely off the throttle at 60mph. I saw 99mpg on a Passat once. All the way from Dunfermline to my house. Being towed by an AA van.Exactly the sort of all-talk dicks I used to wind up on a now-defunct forum. One guy claimed his Golf hit 400mph down Tottenham High Rd aahh, that was a good night's entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C285347 Apparently this has only covered 12000 miles since new. its hard to put a price on this car but open to offers I'll start bidding at £12.50 and a signed Cliff Richard Album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Item has been revised to fix some mistakes pointed out. I relied on my younger brother to post the item (some crossed wires) thank you very much to the helpfull people who notified me to the fact. (for those who sent abusive messages... well... I forgive you.) Hard driving 42mpg Driving steadily 46mpg (urban) Motorway (70-85mph) 50mpg Motorway below (65mph) 68-70mpg 0-60 mph in 8.9 seconds 50-75 mph in 7.5 seconds in 4th gear Economy still a little optimistic, anyone going to 'fess to "abusive messages"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Coroll ... 3f16a7e7c6 I put this car on a few weeks ago at a low price but had some good intrest, so have raised the starting price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 PAGING LUXOBARGES_4_GOLD: 1997 FORD SCORPIO ULTIMA 2.3 PRIVATE PLATE LPG SYSTEM STAINLESS STEEL EXHAUST http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-FORD-SCO ... 952wt_1396 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cava ... 4603425f2c Cor this looks nice, 1600 LX auto with only 60k, £850 doesn't sound unreasonable either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinkersaab Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 ^ love that, fond memories of grandads white one. I can still almost hear the creak of cheap plastic if you touched the cassette storage thing, or the goosebump inducing noise of the ashtray opening, and can feel the wobbly manual choke, which i remeber to be rubber coated, or certainly a better quality feeling thing than the rest of the plastics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I daresay he has seen 90mpg too - I saw 93mpg on the computer of my 3-litre V6 Laguna by taking my fot completely off the throttle at 60mph. lightweight!! Mrs Thestags Citroen Grand Picasso does 999mpg downhill at motorway speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 while nursing a semi I find myself really likey this I am sure that I would like it better if the paint looks that shabby when dry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Bit modern but very pretty!http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-406-2 ... 0964915717 DESIGNED BY FERRARIS PININFANNIA BAD POINTS ARE ENGINE ANTIPOLLUTION SYSTEM DEFECTIVE COMES ON COMPUTER WHEN STARTED SOMETIMES RUNS FINE BUT SOMETIMES RUNS POOR HAVE TAKEN IT TO LOCAL GARAGE AND IT NEEDS A FUEL INJECTOR UP TO BUYER TO SORT OUT PROBLEM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Dirty old french bird seeks young Irish french car pervert. http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/52-renault-vel-satis-30-v6-diesel-automatic-dci-mot-1212-only-1699/101265862 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 No tax and feckin miles from me in Dorsetshire ... I'm trying to work out logisitics for collection if I do take the plunge Ooh, I do like the vel satis just posted above, weren't the 3.0 diesel auto's prone to engine and/or gearbox failure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 £380 gets you this Escort Ghia with funky Hella grille and Halfords-style rear spoiler. Shame the bloke's been dicked about but he almost deserves it with the advert text!http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-FORD-ESC ... 0750638419 Today's Photofail winnah!http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-C ... 0880550752 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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