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Couple of unusual cars for sale at Brightwells auctions on Monday.

2004 Ssangyong Rexton RX270 auto 99,000miles. Beige/ bronze colour. Oct 23 MOT. EML on.

https://www.brightwells.com/timed-sale/5424/lot/621070

1983 Porsche 928S2 auto. Private plate. MOT ran out Nov 2021 but will be MOT exempt next year. 40 year old spaceship, what an advanced design the 928 was. Misfire & smoking. Fuel guage reading on fumes, bad fuel?

https://www.brightwells.com/timed-sale/5424/lot/621167

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3 hours ago, grogee said:

This is ringing a bell for some reason. Looks like the sort of thing you paedos would know about. Anyway it's £1200 and in Alvechurch, needs fettling.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1985-talbot-alpine-minx-5-door-hatchback-16-hatchback-petrol-manual/1448577357

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The poor thing has gone through so many owners over the last 2 years, just needs someone to love it. £1200 is too much though, I got an Alpine in 2021 for the same with an MOT.

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Tenerife:

MG ZR 1.4 Year 2003 Cost €2000

https://www.coches.net/mg-zr-14-105-3p-gasolina-2003-en-sta_c_tenerife-54535374-covo.aspx

Description:

For sale Rover MG ZR 1.4 modified (all homologated except the size of the front number plate. I have the original size number plate).
Year 2003.
3 doors, 1.4 engine, 16 valves.
Bought a year ago and hardly used as it is broken down. It has a problem with the engine, so it is currently stopped and does not start. Rest in good condition, has parking rubs (as you can see in the photos).
A fortnight ago it tried to pass the ITV and it was not suitable due to the size of the number plate and the engine light.

I will shorten that. Está jodido

 

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Looks like the Spanish Habsburg jaw is still with us.

 

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Emergency Alert for Elderly People: Phone vs Personal Alarm | TakingCare

Legal advice helpline for suspects is in chaos because police don't answer  the phone | London Evening Standard | Evening Standard

'What 3 words?'

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'Erm..Iveco..Camping...Telford

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Iveco 35-10 van spares or repairs camper van. | eBay

TL:DR version:

Pros:

It's a partly finished camper

It's been converted to a Mercedes OMNOMNOM 0898 diesel engine

Cons:

There is no Mercedes engine (or gearbox) with it.

There's nothing in the back of it.

 

 

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4 hours ago, grogee said:

What lies beneath...

Interceptor bits, offers Chipping Camden.

"was just needing reassembly but we have now decided we are going to break the car and part it out and all parts are available"

Wonder why this is an aborted project - owner couldn't pay, or passed away? Or discovered huge bodge in bodyshell?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1968-jensen-interceptor-mk2-for-spares-parts-engine-interior-etc-1000-coupe-petr/1453498970

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Even one that's not bodged is horrendously expensive to restore and prices are unpredictable for Jensens. It's probably just that 

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"In need of restoration or just dust it down and drive away" 

Erm, surely it's one or the other m8?

Here we have a bran find Rover Triumph TR7: 

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Aforementioned bran in background for added authenticity

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Obligatory gormless character standing in the background of at least one photo

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More bran

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OMGWHITEBACKGROUNDTAX

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Inaccurate title

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/613287567478537/

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12 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Emergency Alert for Elderly People: Phone vs Personal Alarm | TakingCare

Legal advice helpline for suspects is in chaos because police don't answer  the phone | London Evening Standard | Evening Standard

'What 3 words?'

old-man-on-phone - Insync Technology

'Erm..Iveco..Camping...Telford

BBC One Sherwood: Nottinghamshire mining village remembers two murders  which inspired new drama - Nottinghamshire Live

Picture 1 of 3

Iveco 35-10 van spares or repairs camper van. | eBay

TL:DR version:

Pros:

It's a partly finished camper

It's been converted to a Mercedes OMNOMNOM 0898 diesel engine

Cons:

There is no Mercedes engine (or gearbox) with it.

There's nothing in the back of it.

 

 

'what3words'  😂😂

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3 hours ago, Shite Ron said:

This looks interesting, must be very rare with the steering wheel on the correct side:

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It is a fantastic colour and gets even better when you see the interior:

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https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic-auctions/2575-01-Apr-2023/1431~1-1974-lancia-2000

That is probably the only RHD 1974 2000 Inezione in the world.

Has a dog leg box...

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and curtains for those private dogging sessions

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36 minutes ago, D.E said:

It goes without saying that this is frankly indecently arousing. Did they all have LHD wiper pattern?

Bidding already over £2k.

"Engine starts and runs and sounds in good health"

You sure about that m9? Not running on 3 cylinders, is it?

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/kia/kia-soul-1.6-2011-long-mot/1454069607

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Some utterly depraved part of my brain finds this strangely appealing.

I mean, just look at the interior.

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I hired a Kia Soul in 2017 over in Alberta and drove it around the Rockies for a week. It coped admirably well and was a silly shade of bright green. I think that's why I have a soft spot for them.

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1 hour ago, Supernaut said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/kia/kia-soul-1.6-2011-long-mot/1454069607

86

Some utterly depraved part of my brain finds this strangely appealing.

I mean, just look at the interior.

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I hired a Kia Soul in 2017 over in Alberta and drove it around the Rockies for a week. It coped admirably well and was a silly shade of bright green. I think that's why I have a soft spot for them.

I like them too.

#gifferlove

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