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1 hour ago, Nev said:

mark 2 granny estate £3500 start Bury St Edmunds. It's got the same colour scheme as the Sapphire limited edition - theres no mention of it being one in the listing, and I don't know if they were available as an estate? Plenty of Ford fans on here will know.  @Shite Ron @sheffcortinacentre @sierraman and anyone else who knows....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175614428711?hash=item28e36f8627:g:osAAAOSwueBj69-S
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Think they were saloon only.

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1 hour ago, Nev said:

mark 2 granny estate £3500 start Bury St Edmunds. It's got the same colour scheme as the Sapphire limited edition - theres no mention of it being one in the listing, and I don't know if they were available as an estate? Plenty of Ford fans on here will know.  @Shite Ron @sheffcortinacentre @sierraman and anyone else who knows....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175614428711?hash=item28e36f8627:g:osAAAOSwueBj69-S
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That is lovely, 1979 was the first year a Ghia estate was available, as above the Sapphire was only available as a saloon but many midnight blue estates had a silver bottom half respray back in the eighties. 

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3 hours ago, alcyonecorporation said:

Seconded. Fox body Mustangs are one of the most tuneable American cars of the period. They're not 'trading on former glories' at all. 

TBH, most Sixties Mustangs are hopeless, gutless posing pouches as standard, that don't go, steer, or stop; their saving grace is that, thanks to decades of accumulated knowledge, they can be made to go and handle very well indeed. 

I had a V6 Fox Mustang 20-odd years ago and that didn't really steer or stop either, but it went OK and sounded nice and definitely a lot less of an insult to the name than the '70s Mustang II, or that dreadful electric SUV thing they make now.

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6 hours ago, horriblemercedes said:

That's a Connoisseur SE so would have had cruise as standard.

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202209099618208

Veg compatible 106 

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Here's the "wonderful" description in full...

NATIONWIDE DELIVERY AVAILABLE , SPARES REPAIR NO MOT !!, VERY RARE BEST CAR EVER MADE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN WITH ITS RARE 1.5 CC DIESEL ENGINE!, WARRANTED MILES 1 LADY OWNER FROM BRAND NEW , VERY ECONOMICAL WITH NO MODERN ELECTRICS LOW COSTS ALL ROUND SUPERB MPG AMAZING DRIVE AND HANDLING IDEAL FIRST CAR VIEWING HIGHLY RECOMMENDED CALL TODAY FOR A TEST DRIVE BUY WITH CONFIDENCE PART EXCHANGE WELCOME , Silver, ., £899

Virtually a full house of seller's bullshit bingo.

Also a full house for why it doesn't have an MoT......

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Located in Keighley.

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Be like @PhilA, but without the (local) parts availabilty.

All the work   https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/131873518886934017089BF0-1A74-465E-A409-274732E9BEA8.thumb.jpeg.53fcf76a12f074d6c1976a83f31047ef.jpeg

In Scotland on lpg   https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/719234099582962D433911A-DBBC-4B07-B4F6-9EADA4ED6585.thumb.jpeg.873857f3aec1982f8fab5cffd2e00126.jpeg

Not (yet) a bargain   https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/555508016508036

Edit - just noticed the little kink in the beltline on this.  Straight is prefferred!

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9 hours ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202209099618208

Veg compatible 106 

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Here's the "wonderful" description in full...

NATIONWIDE DELIVERY AVAILABLE , SPARES REPAIR NO MOT !!, VERY RARE BEST CAR EVER MADE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN WITH ITS RARE 1.5 CC DIESEL ENGINE!, WARRANTED MILES 1 LADY OWNER FROM BRAND NEW , VERY ECONOMICAL WITH NO MODERN ELECTRICS LOW COSTS ALL ROUND SUPERB MPG AMAZING DRIVE AND HANDLING IDEAL FIRST CAR VIEWING HIGHLY RECOMMENDED CALL TODAY FOR A TEST DRIVE BUY WITH CONFIDENCE PART EXCHANGE WELCOME , Silver, ., £899

Virtually a full house of seller's bullshit bingo.

Also a full house for why it doesn't have an MoT......

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Located in Keighley.

It's worth sending the seller a message for the sake of telling him how much of a scumbag he is alone.

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2 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Think it was an option on the non-SE.

Sorry yes, I assumed so. I meant it was only standard on Connoisseur SE. It's a shame it seems quite rare on the others. I've very rarely seen it on anything other than a Connoisseur SE and I've occasionally seen those without it (I assume either replacement steering wheel or factory parts shortages)

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1 hour ago, Schaefft said:

It's worth sending the seller a message for the sake of telling him how much of a scumbag he is alone.

It’s actually fucked and if not available for scrap value it’s not worth it. 
 

I’m betting it was a trade in that they got burnt on and now are trying to burn someone else

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1 hour ago, horriblemercedes said:

I've very rarely seen it on anything other than a Connoisseur SE and I've occasionally seen those without it (I assume either replacement steering wheel or factory parts shortages)

Or Project Drive...

The non-SE Connoisseurs briefly lost their leather trim after the facelift - it was later reinstated for the final cars.  I only found this out when I bought (sight unseen) a 2004 Connie with a beige interior hoping to nick the rear seat squab for mine, only to find out that it had velour.  This might have applied to other equipment as well.

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Browsing ebay to get a feel for the rough value of my Fabia, I stumbled on this:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404162301427?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=dowj7a2drus&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=T9jP0R8YRhO&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

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Skoda Fabia VRS 1.9tdi, 2006, 131k, new front pads and discs, new exhaust, new front spring and top mount. Extremely quick potentially been chipped but don't have proof. Bought the car to put on the road myself but don't have the time for it. Great project car but not a rolls Royce. The interior is in fair condition but needs a good valet. Dent on the offside rear panel. Back brakes binding where it has been stood. Electric front windows need attention. Few bits and pieces but nothing serious.

A few of the usual excuses there. No mention of an MoT though. Wonder why? 

Date tested

7 March 2022
FAIL

Repair immediately (major defects):

  • Nearside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (3.4 (b) (ii))
  • Offside Front Headlamp aim projected beam image is obviously incorrect (4.1.2 (c))
  • Nearside Front Headlamp aim too high (4.1.2 (a))
  • Nearside Front Headlamp levelling device inoperative (4.1.5 (a))
  • Nearside Rear Service brake excessively binding (1.2.1 (f))
  • Offside Rear Service brake excessively binding (1.2.1 (f))
  • Nearside Front Drive shaft joint constant velocity boot split or insecure, no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (6.1.7 (g) (ii))
  • Nearside Front Anti-roll bar ball joint dust cover no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (5.3.4 (b) (ii))
  • Parking brake efficiency below requirements (1.4.2 (a) (i))

MoT expired in December 2020, so it's been off the road over two years and to be honest, that list doesn't look horrendous. Wipers, polish the headlamps, at worst a pair of rear calipers, a CV boot and a pair of ARB links. Why not just be straight up about it?

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2 hours ago, wuvvum said:

This looks like a fun way to die.  An actual helicopter for a thousand quid.

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That is fucking brilliant. An Autoshite helicopter.

"Looks great, I guess it meets all safety standards yeah?"

"Of course m9"

"So the fuel tank - it's out of the way, safely secured yeah?"

"Absolutely - this isn't a bodge. TWO cable ties m9"

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4 hours ago, wuvvum said:

This looks like a fun way to die.  An actual helicopter for a thousand quid.

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4 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Or if that's too dangerous, how about this?  An actual aeroplane* for under two grand.  What a time to be alive.

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ShiteAir R Us, ULEZ  comute beater Yo? 

31 minutes ago, D.E said:

@Mrs6C to the smoll smoll tipper truck phone please, got number plates chippy trip a-go-go!

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