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@HMC Just how great are cheap Bentleys?

£2495

"STARTS BUT DONT TICK OVER , AINT GOT THE TIME CAME AS IT IS HAS BEEN PARKED FOR A FEW YEARA , PROJECT CAR ONCE FIXED WORTH 10K , GETTING REALLY RARE , GRAB A BARGAIN , NO OFFERS , PX WELCOME , SAME DAY DELIVERY, Safety Belt Pretensioners"

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bentley-mulsanne-autolow-miles-project-car-worth-10k-onnce-fixed-bargain/1444264114

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https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2231388221.htm

Vend : rare Renault estafette R2137 année 1969 Renault estafette R2137 ancien corbillard de la ville de paris elle a emmener dans leur dernière demeure beaucoup d artistes dans les années 1969 a 1995 comme ( Claude François de source sur ) , Fernandel, Jim Morrison, ( Joséphine Baker de source sur ) , ( Maria Callas de source sur ) , Pierre Goldman, Jean-Paul Sartre, ( Simone de Beauvoir de source sur ), Thierry Le Luron, Dalida, ( le générale de Gaulle de source sur )

 

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In the latest installment of "fact or fiction" - let's analyse this cheap Astra.. 

Allegedly just run out of MOT and selling due to an impending new car. Lets have a look.. 

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Indeed so ...

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Oh, what's that, it's failed? So not just run out m9

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Ah, I think that might be more like the reason you've bought a new car old chap....

'just frag it m8' rather than disallude people into thinking it's any good and a worthwhile use of time ... 

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THE SERVICE HISTORY IS SECOND TO NONE AND HAS HAD 10s OF THOUSANDS OF RECEIPTS AS YOU CAN SEE BUY THE PICTURES

Okay! Show me those pictures!

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Thanks, but that picture doesn't show that £10,000s have been spent on the car. In fact there is no information in this picture at all. Please give me another picture. 

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This is closer. But I can't see what the invoices are for? The leaflet for the German car specialist whose logo is an upside down Netherlands flag is in the way. 

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Ah, no, okay... that's the same photo but reframed to include dirty cups and floor. Could you please include a photo to show thousands of pounds of receipts, please?

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That's what I was after. You don't buy a new Foolscap folder if you aren't spending big money on a car. I'll take it! 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225278577070

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Mini SCAMP 1967 winter project | eBay

That looks class for £1,950

'Will be tax and MOT exempt next April (40 years after conversion).'
 
Zero fucks given, M8. That wants driving home down the M6/M56 just for the lolz
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Maybe even more impressive than trying to explain to your missus about the Christmas tree this year...

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HONDA NC700 DCT 2013 *HPI CLEAR | eBay

...is a fella walking an anteater in Burnley....

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3 hours ago, grogee said:

Nobody does shite quite like the Muriguns. I'm amazed none of you wallies has one of these

Chrysler Sebring Convertible £3895 Studley

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2009-chrysler-sebring-27-v6-limited-2dr-auto-wow-low-35k-miles-convertible/1442878026

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Chrysler did so well reviving itself during the 90s. Only to produce shit like that in the 2000s.

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3 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said:

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Okay! Show me those pictures!

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Thanks, but that picture doesn't show that £10,000s have been spent on the car. In fact there is no information in this picture at all. Please give me another picture. 

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This is closer. But I can't see what the invoices are for? The leaflet for the German car specialist whose logo is an upside down Netherlands flag is in the way. 

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Ah, no, okay... that's the same photo but reframed to include dirty cups and floor. Could you please include a photo to show thousands of pounds of receipts, please?

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That's what I was after. You don't buy a new Foolscap folder if you aren't spending big money on a car. I'll take it! 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225278577070

This is actually excellent value considering all the things that do speak for it. No hardtop included though, bet he wants a grand for that. Edit: it's 2 fcking grand?!

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Not saying these are slow, but that's actual footage of it being driven.

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mercedes | eBay

'The All Important Under And Around The Windscreen Is Solid ,'

Thank fuck the floors and the door are more solid than the So Solid Crew wearing Stone Island coats

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'I Have Owned And Operated These 307,308,410 for over 30 Years So at this point we both realize there value' 
 
We?
 
'Now For All You Lunatics And Dreamers Out There With £500 or £600 Burning A Hole In Your Pocket ,Might I Suggest You Buy A Pushbike'
 
Faster and more likely to get up hills?
 
Anyway, there could be a happy ending here as Google Maps have revealed this is just round the corner
 
 
 
 

 

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17 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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Mini SCAMP 1967 winter project | eBay

That looks class for £1,950

'Will be tax and MOT exempt next April (40 years after conversion).'
 
Zero fucks given, M8. That wants driving home down the M6/M56 just for the lolz

Looks OKish, but you have to ask why did they give up on getting a ticket for it?

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