grogee Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 @HMC Just how great are cheap Bentleys? £2495 "STARTS BUT DONT TICK OVER , AINT GOT THE TIME CAME AS IT IS HAS BEEN PARKED FOR A FEW YEARA , PROJECT CAR ONCE FIXED WORTH 10K , GETTING REALLY RARE , GRAB A BARGAIN , NO OFFERS , PX WELCOME , SAME DAY DELIVERY, Safety Belt Pretensioners" https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bentley-mulsanne-autolow-miles-project-car-worth-10k-onnce-fixed-bargain/1444264114 Cavcraft, outlaw118 and SteersWithThrottle 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Had one of these once. It was totally fucking shit m9. Suzuki Liana £995 Leics https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2007-suzuki-liana-16-gl-5dr-hatchback-petrol-manual/1444260552 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 How the merry hell did someone throw an engine management light through the windscreen? 1971 VW Beetle | eBay Dabooka, Remspoor, outlaw118 and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225266968065?hash=item3472f52601:g:XHoAAOSw3XFjf5yb&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoA1bEpxyHTDHdocW7c8a6dyMR2oZqjDoSGLFcsrocehtfDxjBrj%2F12Jtba8cP3c%2BGfL5SDw79vVOH1mNBPrRneWqQtzW5zkXvc1ZRCMLLhgeP%2FErjt2kJ7x29AAv%2Bsi%2F6DIfH0QGOjls0a%2BRl3dlj5bFvQ%2BVUMgvE4wlLuAFgjeQzx0fAeqP04LPPu%2BPo5IdXDwS8Oe8f9xExnpE6hA2gqM%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR_qZ8sKaYQ £695, Exeter, ,THE REASON FOR SPARES OR REPAIR IS AROUND 2000 RPM THERE IS A LITTLE MISS FIRE. Who's Miss Fire, is she on here?, anyway could be a bargain if you avoid 2000rpm grogee, SteersWithThrottle, Cavcraft and 4 others 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 ULEZ victim https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-micra-k10/1418204532 MiniMinorMk3, Dick Longbridge, Cavcraft and 4 others 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Rough Soeb https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/vehicle-make-subaru-2004-subaru-legacy-2.0i-sport-tourer-5dr-hatchback-/1447396816 Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11001010 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2231388221.htm Vend : rare Renault estafette R2137 année 1969 Renault estafette R2137 ancien corbillard de la ville de paris elle a emmener dans leur dernière demeure beaucoup d artistes dans les années 1969 a 1995 comme ( Claude François de source sur ) , Fernandel, Jim Morrison, ( Joséphine Baker de source sur ) , ( Maria Callas de source sur ) , Pierre Goldman, Jean-Paul Sartre, ( Simone de Beauvoir de source sur ), Thierry Le Luron, Dalida, ( le générale de Gaulle de source sur ) w00dy and garethj 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11001010 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2252760375.htm outlaw118, Dick Longbridge, MiniMinorMk3 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Nobody does shite quite like the Muriguns. I'm amazed none of you wallies has one of these Chrysler Sebring Convertible £3895 Studley https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2009-chrysler-sebring-27-v6-limited-2dr-auto-wow-low-35k-miles-convertible/1442878026 Cavcraft, Shite Ron, chrisjvm and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11001010 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2231086040.htm 650 € barefoot, D.E, Remspoor and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Be @maxxo's bitch with this lower spec C5. Still £2k mind https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2006-citroen-c5-16-hdi-16v-vtr-5dr-hatchback-diesel-manual/1442874527 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 41 minutes ago, busmansholiday said: AROUND 2000 RPM THERE IS A LITTLE MISS FIRE. In reality, roughly translates to - "shakes like a shitting dog with zero intention to make progress at 2000rpm" Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 In the latest installment of "fact or fiction" - let's analyse this cheap Astra.. Allegedly just run out of MOT and selling due to an impending new car. Lets have a look.. Indeed so ... Oh, what's that, it's failed? So not just run out m9 Ah, I think that might be more like the reason you've bought a new car old chap.... 'just frag it m8' rather than disallude people into thinking it's any good and a worthwhile use of time ... Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Quote THE SERVICE HISTORY IS SECOND TO NONE AND HAS HAD 10s OF THOUSANDS OF RECEIPTS AS YOU CAN SEE BUY THE PICTURES Okay! Show me those pictures! Thanks, but that picture doesn't show that £10,000s have been spent on the car. In fact there is no information in this picture at all. Please give me another picture. This is closer. But I can't see what the invoices are for? The leaflet for the German car specialist whose logo is an upside down Netherlands flag is in the way. Ah, no, okay... that's the same photo but reframed to include dirty cups and floor. Could you please include a photo to show thousands of pounds of receipts, please? That's what I was after. You don't buy a new Foolscap folder if you aren't spending big money on a car. I'll take it! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225278577070 HillmanImp, grogee, Dan29 and 7 others 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Dentressangle Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 7 hours ago, D.E said: https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1528062 Love that. Easily worth the money. Needs saving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Mini SCAMP 1967 winter project | eBay That looks class for £1,950 'Will be tax and MOT exempt next April (40 years after conversion).' Zero fucks given, M8. That wants driving home down the M6/M56 just for the lolz MiniMinorMk3, outlaw118, 11001010 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Maybe even more impressive than trying to explain to your missus about the Christmas tree this year... HONDA NC700 DCT 2013 *HPI CLEAR | eBay ...is a fella walking an anteater in Burnley.... richardmorris, BeEP, MiniMinorMk3 and 8 others 3 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195500969106?hash=item2d84c40c92:g:LcYAAOSw-iNjikn2 MorrisItalSLX, Disco Fever, GrumpyCat and 10 others 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 9 hours ago, D.E said: https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1528062 From a couple of months ago. Looks like he's given up on it. Handsome old barges. D.E, Shite Ron and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Ford Cortina 2.0 GL AUTOMATIC 30,000 MILES ONLY ! | eBay Would love a Mk4 again. SteersWithThrottle, outlaw118, D.E and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 3 hours ago, grogee said: Nobody does shite quite like the Muriguns. I'm amazed none of you wallies has one of these Chrysler Sebring Convertible £3895 Studley https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2009-chrysler-sebring-27-v6-limited-2dr-auto-wow-low-35k-miles-convertible/1442878026 Chrysler did so well reviving itself during the 90s. Only to produce shit like that in the 2000s. goosey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 1 hour ago, D.E said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195500969106?hash=item2d84c40c92:g:LcYAAOSw-iNjikn2 I own a Toyota Celsior and yet the want is still strong for this. Love it, so seem the bidders on ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said: Okay! Show me those pictures! Thanks, but that picture doesn't show that £10,000s have been spent on the car. In fact there is no information in this picture at all. Please give me another picture. This is closer. But I can't see what the invoices are for? The leaflet for the German car specialist whose logo is an upside down Netherlands flag is in the way. Ah, no, okay... that's the same photo but reframed to include dirty cups and floor. Could you please include a photo to show thousands of pounds of receipts, please? That's what I was after. You don't buy a new Foolscap folder if you aren't spending big money on a car. I'll take it! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225278577070 This is actually excellent value considering all the things that do speak for it. No hardtop included though, bet he wants a grand for that. Edit: it's 2 fcking grand?! grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 5 hours ago, 11001010 said: https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2252760375.htm Sizzling. Never seen a UK one. Rightnider 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shite Ron Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 These are getting better looking as they get older, this could be good if it stays cheap. I would like an early seventies one but this does look fantastic. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204173003819?hash=item2f89a8cc2b:g:rD8AAOSwpDljimlR&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoNhdWK5BSdBdQ4Vep6YIv43wwOASQF%2BGBcSGYnrBaWDMRoA%2B0AN%2Bp3YNhcQslJx%2F0wtXCyjBwdDvnWBVbU%2FiTeZpC5wXdsDoms8um4zzu19la7uCxIPcHbFNTMloeGX8pLJOIcFiMXtV%2BmAbVMtld6YkyoVJ21S9WEVpIJbrn8E276etjXNE%2FFVJWN1zKnFTsMOGj3rf2KpIH%2B9S6LOBZQ8%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR96cy-yaYQ outlaw118, MorrisItalSLX, Cavcraft and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 Not saying these are slow, but that's actual footage of it being driven. mercedes | eBay 'The All Important Under And Around The Windscreen Is Solid ,' Thank fuck the floors and the door are more solid than the So Solid Crew wearing Stone Island coats 'I Have Owned And Operated These 307,308,410 for over 30 Years So at this point we both realize there value' We? 'Now For All You Lunatics And Dreamers Out There With £500 or £600 Burning A Hole In Your Pocket ,Might I Suggest You Buy A Pushbike' Faster and more likely to get up hills? Anyway, there could be a happy ending here as Google Maps have revealed this is just round the corner BAKED BEAN MUSEUM OF EXCELLENCE (Port Talbot) - All You Need to Know BEFORE You Go (tripadvisor.co.uk) Remspoor, wesacosa, Fat_Pirate and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 6 hours ago, Cavcraft said: Not saying these are slow, but that's actual footage of it being driven. 'Now For All You Lunatics And Dreamers Out There With £500 or £600 Burning A Hole In Your Pocket ,Might I Suggest You Buy A Pushbike' Pat Earrings, Rust Collector, gadgetgricey and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 Hyundai Gets 1.1 SE | eBay 'Selling for my grandad' 'Iv been using it for a few months and have been to Cornwall and back and Liverpool and back every day for work' horriblemercedes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 Low mileage Roland Garros, £700 https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-206-roland-garros/1447460767 horriblemercedes, wuvvum, Cavcraft and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniMinorMk3 Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 17 hours ago, Cavcraft said: Mini SCAMP 1967 winter project | eBay That looks class for £1,950 'Will be tax and MOT exempt next April (40 years after conversion).' Zero fucks given, M8. That wants driving home down the M6/M56 just for the lolz Looks OKish, but you have to ask why did they give up on getting a ticket for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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