High Jetter Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 3 hours ago, alcyonecorporation said: we used to call this colour 'blurple' at halfords Ffs why? Crap is only 4 letters alcyonecorporation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 Quote SUPERB CAR ALL ROUND It appears to have Bacofoil bumpers? Yes it does. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202207117689275 AnnoyingPentium, Flat4, GR8 PL8 M8 and 12 others 1 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR8 PL8 M8 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said: It appears to have Bacofoil bumpers? Yes it does. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202207117689275 I think you misunderstand the guy, "superb all round" is simply another form of punctuation for him. Also what's all this bollocks about free tax and free insurance? At least he gets good reviews. grogee, Conrad D. Conelrad, kly and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Customised Honda Cub 125cc Feet Forward streamliner with roof. | eBay It's got a pull (and electric) start 125 engine and he (or she) has been over the alps on it. Just missing a side car for Barbara_Cartland_dog. M'coli, DSdriver, garethj and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 11001010, BL Bloke, BeEP and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeEP Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/628171402006146 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 1 minute ago, BeEP said: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/628171402006146 thanks for some reason my crappy FB doesn't allow me to copy links to marketplace anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304582510056 Very shiny looking Favorit. AnnoyingPentium, Yoss, Tenmil Socket and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Not so shiny looking Estelle AnnoyingPentium, Cavcraft, Rust Collector and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 KIA Picanto 2006 £1,290. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202207217988274 Spoiler Spoiler 11001010, Tenmil Socket, wuvvum and 2 others 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Developed an odd fondness for these after seeing a couple at FOTU. Looks a decent purchase for the money.https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-rav-4-estate-1996-manual-1998-cc-3-doors/1438679884 grogee and SteersWithThrottle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Tidy-looking 400:https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/1996-rover-400-low-mileage-12-months-mot/1438671681 Poweredbyhopealone, Cavcraft, grogee and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Stand clear, don't man a talk you can't drive where this stands, you'll have to walk watch out, it's near Telford you dork this fuckers broke down it won't come out of the park I know this for a fact, the engine won't react the gearbox is probably knack'd Best you be calling Car Take Back I'd rather say see ya coz I could never drive ya get it on the grab, so I can over see yeah the box is hot, the prop has popped, let the AA be your saviour Jesus lives, or so they say, but even his dad cannot save yer changed the camshaft bearings , the bastard hardly ran there surely can't be justice selling these to the man bollocks to peace and equality I'm gunning for the salesman who sold it to me the current value is minimal LandRover's build quality is criminal This has got to cease coz I'm losing my sanity piece by piece Woop woop, that's the sound of the police, the engine is deceased landrover discovery 300tdi, ford mondeo, jaguar, yard sale. | eBay sdkrc, garethj, Matty and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225100804787?hash=item34690db2b3:g:O6MAAOSw0-1i6Bxq Flat4, MorrisItalSLX, Disco Fever and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 MOTd DERV Xanita for £500 Cavcraft, Skcat, grogee and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyCat Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Remspoor said: KIA Picanto 2006 £1,290. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202207217988274 Reveal hidden contents Hide contents How the fuck does shit like this get an MOT? Failed a few weeks back on the long list below, but now has an advisory free pass 🙄 Fail Mileage: 82,948 miles + 556 miles travelled since last MOT. Refusal Notices Parking brake efficiency less than 50% of the required value (1.4.2 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Nearside registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of a single lamp or all lamps (4.7.1 (b) (ii)) - Major Offside front position lamp not working (4.2.1 (a) (ii)) - Major Exhaust lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (8.2.1.2 (c)) - Major Offside headlamp aim too low (4.1.2 (a)) - Major Offside rear seat belt not functioning as intended (7.1.2 (c)) - Major Battery insecure and likely to cause a short circuit (4.13 (a) (ii)) - Major Electrical wiring insecure and connectors likely to become disconnected battery terminals (4.11 (a) (ii)) - Major Rear exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (6.1.2 (a)) - Major Nearside rear service brake excessively binding (1.2.1 (f)) - Major Offside rear service brake excessively binding (1.2.1 (f)) - Major Bonnet cannot be secured in the closed position (3.1 (b) (i)) - Major Nearside parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major Offside parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major Advisory Notices Offside front tyre in very poor condition Nearside rear outer seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i)) Offside rear outer seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i)) Offside rear tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e)) Many external modifications protruding from the bodywork Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11001010 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2199615482.htm 1 000 € Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11001010 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2171295658.htm 3 600 € Seat Ritmo 75 CLX 1981 face, Yoss, grogee and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11001010 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2199555074.htm grogee, Remspoor, MorrisItalSLX and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Chevrolet Monte Carlo Automatic 5 litre V8 Small block | eBay 'Purchased by a British Army Captain' paulplom, MorrisItalSLX and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Have we had this fantastic chevette yet ? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115481502805?hash=item1ae33be455:g:3RoAAOSwpS1i6BBJ grogee, LightBulbFun, DSdriver and 7 others 7 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Quote that is as good of pictures I can get my phone camera is not best https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/06-renault-espace-1.9dci-long-mot-7-seat-family-car-/1438566348 grogee, horriblemercedes, Lacquer Peel and 8 others 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Cheap Ka ? For reasons. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195256853105 Or Fiesta https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144665669156 Self propelled shed https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144661513345 190 with internal beige https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265809696877 grogee and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Quote The car was registered on 21st October 1982 Early one! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225099773817?hash=item3468fdf779:g:5r4AAOSwiLRi6CRT GrumpyCat, Austat, BL Bloke and 21 others 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 38 minutes ago, D.E said: Early one! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225099773817?hash=item3468fdf779:g:5r4AAOSwiLRi6CRT Dangly mirror Sierra? In brown? With a beige/brown interior? Welp, might as well close the thread, I don't think we're going to top this. Kringle, BertiePuntoCabrio, Lacquer Peel and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 hours ago, meggersdog said: Have we had this fantastic chevette yet ? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115481502805?hash=item1ae33be455:g:3RoAAOSwpS1i6BBJ Where is the fantastic one tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 "If I take either of these 1990s security devices off, even for just ten seconds to take a competent interior photo, the car would be stolen" https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1482098 grogee, garethj, Back_For_More and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Land Rover Series 1 £1,450.00 BIN https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304580060305? Quote The vin has a 1168......which is a 1958 RHD 88 Diesel number plate TW.... I've checked on the dvla site and DVSA MOT. So it's not yet registered. You can see what you're getting in the pictures. Certainly a dead ringer for something. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 1975 Range Rover Classic 2 Door 3.5 V8 current bid stands at £155.01 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/385039034844? Quote Was working fine when parked up engine and gearbox should still be good , loading availability on collection any questions please message Q: When did it last run? 1975 Cavcraft, Supernaut and grogee 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaughant Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 16 hours ago, GrumpyCat said: How the fuck does shit like this get an MOT? Failed a few weeks back on the long list below, but now has an advisory free pass 🙄 Fail Mileage: 82,948 miles + 556 miles travelled since last MOT. Refusal Notices Parking brake efficiency less than 50% of the required value (1.4.2 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Nearside registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of a single lamp or all lamps (4.7.1 (b) (ii)) - Major Offside front position lamp not working (4.2.1 (a) (ii)) - Major Exhaust lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (8.2.1.2 (c)) - Major Offside headlamp aim too low (4.1.2 (a)) - Major Offside rear seat belt not functioning as intended (7.1.2 (c)) - Major Battery insecure and likely to cause a short circuit (4.13 (a) (ii)) - Major Electrical wiring insecure and connectors likely to become disconnected battery terminals (4.11 (a) (ii)) - Major Rear exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (6.1.2 (a)) - Major Nearside rear service brake excessively binding (1.2.1 (f)) - Major Offside rear service brake excessively binding (1.2.1 (f)) - Major Bonnet cannot be secured in the closed position (3.1 (b) (i)) - Major Nearside parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major Offside parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major Advisory Notices Offside front tyre in very poor condition Nearside rear outer seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i)) Offside rear outer seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i)) Offside rear tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e)) Many external modifications protruding from the bodywork MOT tester with a coke habit? And not the drinking kind either. Or maybe a drink habit? Mate of mine lost it all to the evil white powder, by the end he was passing cars that weren't even in his garage to start with just to clear debts. Had his comeuppance and he won't be testing cars ever again. We've all got our problems, tester could be in debt, it could be a mate who he owes a favour too etc etc. Not condoning it for one minute but it happens in all walks of life, whether we want to see it or not but it does, everyone has a price or can crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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