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There's this BX for sale on Facebook. 

I'm quite annoyed nobody got my joke as I was quite proud of it. 

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Or maybe its just because its not funny. Although the Citroën Car Club probably aren't my target audience with this one. 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/citroencarclubuk/permalink/5219031518142416/?sale_post_id=5219031518142416

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9 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said:

An original, unmolested car until 2019... bizarre!

Yeah, mental isn't it. They guy who did it probably had all the parts in his shed from the one just like it he scrapped in 1982.

Was just having a conversation with my mate about it on WhatsApp. 

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Dear the Ford Escort community,

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what the actual fuck is this???

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"... it’s not everyone’s cuppa but this is for the RENTAL of this unique Ford Escort MK2 Hearse or our Hummer 6 wheeler."

I don't know what to think of this. It's incredibly low effort, I like how they've used that shitty textured sheet metal that builders use, very fitting for laying a loved ones coffin on. 

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They have a Hummer hearse that uses the same stuff in the back, fucking hell.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/399339281653818/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post

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Image 4 - 2003 Porsche Cayenne 4.5 S 5dr Tiptronic ESTATE Petrol Automatic

2003 Porsche Cayenne 4.5 S 5dr Tiptronic ESTATE Petrol Automatic | eBay

'ENGINE MAKES TAPPING LIKE SOUND OR NOISE (VERY COMMON PROBLEM ON PORSCHE CAYENNES),

It's fucked, isn't it?

'CAR MIGHT NEED SMALL FIX COULD SOLVE THE PROBLEM'

Or someone might Google this very common problem on Porsche Cayennes and find it'll be that the engine is so fucking fucked it'll make them forget the paint and stripes were applied by a 3 year old using a water pistol.

 

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This is local but I have never seen it. I don't think it looks as good as the seller says but it does look a whole lot better than they usually do. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203958493836

£19,000. I could buy a year-old Polo for that...

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"They also converted it from automatic to manual which suits the car." 

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Nonsense. C-Matic suits the car which is why Citroen fitted it.

Some belts missing.

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Legroom. Brown legroom.

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1 hour ago, Dan29 said:

1998 Fiesta Courier 50 1.3 pez - £1k - Burnham-on-Sea : https://forum.retro-rides.org/thread/221861/1998-fiesta-courier-burnham-sea

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As far as I can tell he is unique as all others left have the diesel engine. Would anyone like to save clarence?

No wonder it has a sad face with a name like Clarence. 

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18 hours ago, HillmanImp said:

There's this BX for sale on Facebook. 

I'm quite annoyed nobody got my joke as I was quite proud of it. 

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Or maybe its just because its not funny. Although the Citroën Car Club probably aren't my target audience with this one. 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/citroencarclubuk/permalink/5219031518142416/?sale_post_id=5219031518142416

I instantly had the song running through my head, took me a few seconds to spot the number plate!  😆

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