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On 4/17/2022 at 8:49 AM, SupraNoodle said:

This clown has done a bit of an update;-

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144481975971?hash=item21a3cbfea3:g:ENoAAOSwY59iREfg

"Hyundai coupe leather front seats, super comfy, with lumber."-

lumber

 noun

Definition of lumber (Entry 2 of 3)

1: surplus or disused articles (such as furniture) that are stored away
2a: timber or logs especially when dressed for use
b: any of various structural materials prepared in a form similar to lumber

Now an auction item

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144509915948?hash=item21a576532c:g:9~wAAOSwoe9iW6be

"Accelerates in a straight line, stops in a straight line, and corners as if on rails."

 

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1 hour ago, richardmorris said:

Is that cheap for a nine year old car now? I paid that for a three year old c5 with 30,000 miles.

That bloke on YouTube (tyreflippers?) sold a 62 plate Insignia for £7995 recently!

Chops Garage has just traded out a 64 plate DS5 (so 7 years old, but still) - retail price on it was £10,495

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7 hours ago, SupraNoodle said:

and corners as if on rails

I told you that phrase existed, @RoverFolkUs!! 🤣

On 3/14/2022 at 7:57 AM, AnnoyingPentium said:

"RuNs LiKe It'S oN rAiLs, M9".

Never have I wanted so badly for people to be run over by the shitbox they're selling until I've read that in their listing.

 

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1 hour ago, Austat said:

The seats are an interesting design, are they factory?

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Always read the small-print...I'm moth eaten and saggy and am up for replacement too.

THE ORIGINAL SEATS WERE MOTH EATEN AND SAGGY SO I REPLACED THEM WITH A SET OF LIMITED EDITION SUN SEEKER SEATS FROM A MK1 AVENGER.ORIGINAL SEATS ARE AVAILABLE WITH THE CAR.
 
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2 hours ago, lesapandre said:

Always read the small-print...I'm moth eaten and saggy and am up for replacement too.

THE ORIGINAL SEATS WERE MOTH EATEN AND SAGGY SO I REPLACED THEM WITH A SET OF LIMITED EDITION SUN SEEKER SEATS FROM A MK1 AVENGER.ORIGINAL SEATS ARE AVAILABLE WITH THE CAR.
 

After encountering a fair few of those listings written in all caps, I tend to avoid the descriptions as they are absolute bollocks most of the time.

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