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This magnificent beast came up on FB marketplace and I knew a lot of you on here would enjoy it, especially @dollywobbler:

$6500 (roughly £3700)

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/950710078961596/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post

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1 hour ago, RoverFolkUs said:

That's true, but there's plenty of places in the UK where there's none of this ULEZ nonsense where a car like that would still be lapped up in seconds

Just requires someone with a transporter to move them to the right part of the country. 

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Actually a nice wee bit of kit for the price. 99k miles. £795. Doesn't actually have air conditioning despite what the listing says, but you can always pretend.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202204044299256

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Took me a while to work out what the fuck was going on in the description though, thought I was communicating with someone in slow motion.

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HERE ..WE ..HAVE ..FOR ..A ..SKODA ...FABIA...1.4 .. IN ...BLUE .....5 . DOOR ..THIS ..CAR ...DRIVES ....LOVELY ..... ..GREAT ...PICK ...UP ...SMOOTH .....DRIVE .....NEW ...MOT ... READY ..TO .... GOOD ...SET ..OF ... TYRES ....GREAT ..ON ...BOARD ..HEATER .... .. MOT ....03 ...04 ...2023 .... FORMER ... GENTLEMAN. SENIOR .......CITIZEN ....KEEPER ......EXCEPTIONAL ...MAINTENANCE .... DOCUMENTED ...RECORD ......LOVELY ...CONDITION ........FULLY ...VALETED ........ PLEASE ......CALL .....A 1 ...CAR ...DALRS .....WARRINGTON ......ON . .........0 ...7 .. ..5 ....4. ...3 ...6 ....9 ....8 ...8 ...3 ....4 ....... BARGAIN ........, Smoke free Next MOT due 03/04/2023, Blue, £795

Vehicle registered: 22/03/2002

 

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54 minutes ago, Austat said:

This is very smart and has the 2.3 Turbo, $6000 might be a bit too much though.

Is £3500 reasonable for one of these?

I'm gonna say yes, if it's sound and has had the jobs like DiC and autobox fluid done. When did you last see one? And, how handsome does it look?

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24 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Actually a nice wee bit of kit for the price. 99k miles. £795. Doesn't actually have air conditioning despite what the listing says, but you can always pretend.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202204044299256

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Took me a while to work out what the fuck was going on in the description though, thought I was communicating with someone in slow motion.

 

Never ,,, trust.!!.. someone ???? that .... uses ,,,,, lots .. of ,,,,, punctuation!11!! 

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5 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

Please don't bid on this, I am very much interested in this! Love the C4 100 S4s!

Good luck bidding then!🙂 It may hopefully go cheap if people are scared off by the fact it isn't running and the rather bad pictures? 

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22 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Ayrshire Registered-Shite Clio, sitting in Weegieville.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202203314174096

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Aw that's awfy nice of ye. Ach well, £295 in the current climate. WCPGW.

You forgot "Big man" at the end of it. Even if you're "wee" as you're offering to buy their car they'll call you "big man" until the moneys in thier pocket then its a "cheers wee man". 

Buyer over the phone "has it ever let you down" 

Seller "nah, it DISNEY DEE that, nae had NUHHIN gan wrong wee it". 

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1 minute ago, vaughant said:

You forgot "Big man" at the end of it. Even if you're "wee" as you're offering to buy their car they'll call you "big man" until the moneys in thier pocket then its a "cheers wee man". 

Buyer over the phone "has it ever let you down" 

Seller "nah, it DISNEY DEE that, nae had NUHHIN gan wrong wee it". 

Aye, nail on the heid there. I bought the Fabia off a guy fae East Kilbride, can confirm this is the case. 😂

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