AnnoyingPentium Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202202172672166 OH. MY. GOD. Whoever threw this thing together should be shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 GT4 https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-celica-hatchback-1994-manual-1998-cc-3-doors/1426186954 Shite Ron, sdkrc, Six-cylinder and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Just now, cort16 said: GT4 https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-celica-hatchback-1994-manual-1998-cc-3-doors/1426186954 That seems cheap (obviously depending on the amount of work it needs!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteersWithThrottle Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 1 minute ago, cort16 said: GT4 https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-celica-hatchback-1994-manual-1998-cc-3-doors/1426186954 If it's only 2 bags, it must be utterly borked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 LT84, carburettor, BertiePuntoCabrio and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Favorit with a bigger arse... It's 'ere tooSavvy, Wilko220, mk2_craig and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/368549841779582/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdkrc Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Does anyone need an upside down Corsa here? If so, you're in luck Cheaper option is to buy one that's the right way up and just tilt your head a bit https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NOT-BARN-FIND-UPSIDE-DOWN-CAR-AUTOMOBILIA-/255392964261 Fabergé Greggs, HillmanImp, LT84 and 12 others 8 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyberg Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 1 minute ago, cort16 said: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/368549841779582/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks @Cookiesouwest😉 Cookiesouwest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 9 minutes ago, sdkrc said: Does anyone need an upside down Corsa here? If so, you're in luck Cheaper option is to buy one that's the right way up and just tilt your head a bit https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NOT-BARN-FIND-UPSIDE-DOWN-CAR-AUTOMOBILIA-/255392964261 So basically an Oz one, wouldn't that make it a Holden Barina? Haha. Remspoor and OM646 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 10 hours ago, Dyslexic Viking said: You shit on a newspaper and throw it out the window. You have some weird personal habits! 😁 Dyslexic Viking and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AnnoyingPentium Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Mazdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mazda-323-1.3-1984-bd-daily-driver-rare-japanese-classic-motd-/1424332425 Comes with a free Haynes BOL. Quintus, HillmanImp, grogee and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Another Mazda... because I'm totally not searching for a final generation 323. https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/classic-mazda-323f-glx-i-5-door-h-b-1993-mot-d-excellent-condition-/1409403789 Quote Pop up Head-Lights Like a Lotus Elan If you say so, lad. JackThrust, garethj, carburettor and 6 others 5 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 36 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said: Mazdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mazda-323-1.3-1984-bd-daily-driver-rare-japanese-classic-motd-/1424332425 Comes with a free Haynes BOL. That one's been on the bay for a while now. BDs are brilliant cars and massively underrated in general. However, the fella's deluded if he thinks he'll get anywhere near 2.3k for that particular example. AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 1989 TOYOTA HILUX MOTORHOME LEFT HAND DRIVE 3.0 V6 AUTO | eBay The interior is well worth a look at Dyslexic Viking, AnnoyingPentium, Fat_Pirate and 5 others 2 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 10 hours ago, goosey said: Perkins 4236 conversion? it may have been re-bodied at some point in its life but retained the original chassis That may be true, but if it has had a different body, a different interior and a different engine fitted, if memory serves it no longer has enough points on the DVLA score system to keep its original identity. Also a 4.236 makes about 75 bhp and is flat out at about 3,000 rpm so that is going to be slow AF. Although it'd probably drive up a vertical cliff in low range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leafsprung Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 45 minutes ago, wuvvum said: That may be true, but if it has had a different body, a different interior and a different engine fitted, if memory serves it no longer has enough points on the DVLA score system to keep its original identity. Also a 4.236 makes about 75 bhp and is flat out at about 3,000 rpm so that is going to be slow AF. Although it'd probably drive up a vertical cliff in low range. Ad states its a 300tdi which further suggests they've just stuck the three door's ID on a 90s five door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosey Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 1 hour ago, wuvvum said: That may be true, but if it has had a different body, a different interior and a different engine fitted, if memory serves it no longer has enough points on the DVLA score system to keep its original identity. Also a 4.236 makes about 75 bhp and is flat out at about 3,000 rpm so that is going to be slow AF. Although it'd probably drive up a vertical cliff in low range. May have been rebodied years ago before the rules were tightened up, Back in the 90s my dad built a “coiler” which was a cut down Range Rover chassis and running gear but with a heavily modified a series 1 body but it was retained the series 1 ID Even with those power figures ( which for the time were pretty reasonable) A 4236 was a popular conversion back in the day and quite sort after, I even remember people converting Range Rovers to the Perkins 4203 which my dad had fitted in his series 2a and is the only vehicle I have ever snapped a half shaft in and yes that was slow and you needed arms like Popeye to turn the steering wheel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334330919042?hash=item4dd7acf882:g:hDUAAOSw4tBiC8xe Quintus, AnnoyingPentium, sdkrc and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosey Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 10 minutes ago, leafsprung said: Ad states its a 300tdi which further suggests they've just stuck the three door's ID on a 90s five door. My bad, it was mentioned earlier that it was registered as a 3.8 diesel which threw me a off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 https://www.gumtree.com/p/kia/kia-carens-mpv-2004-manual-1794-cc-5-doors/1426223569 GR8 PL8 M8, Quintus, Shite Ron and 15 others 1 2 13 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR8 PL8 M8 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 1 hour ago, D.E said: https://www.gumtree.com/p/kia/kia-carens-mpv-2004-manual-1794-cc-5-doors/1426223569 My disgust was briefly alleviated by what is in my opinion a really well-designed dashboard and centre console. When it's not plastered in veneer that is. AnnoyingPentium and OM646 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 14 hours ago, alcyonecorporation said: The things wrong: 1. OSF does not exist 2. Headlamp resembles B&W chicken breast in fog 3. Suspension depressed 4. Space saver on NSR (new buyer can spend longer being shit) 5. Yes Saw something similar on YouTube. They paid £900 for an S class that turned out needing £9000 of repairs. AnnoyingPentium, garethj and carburettor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 10 hours ago, D.E said: https://www.gumtree.com/p/kia/kia-carens-mpv-2004-manual-1794-cc-5-doors/1426223569 That needs to go in the Tasteless Giffer Mods thread. Excellent work, have the rest of the day off. Also, WTF is that on the roof??? AnnoyingPentium and carburettor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiatPhil Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 hour ago, grogee said: That needs to go in the Tasteless Giffer Mods thread. Excellent work, have the rest of the day off. Also, WTF is that on the roof??? There also appears to be chequer plate on the top of the engine! grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/volkswagen-caddy-car-derived-van-2004-manual-1896-cc-/1425692049 Quote Be caddy mk2 sell or swap car offers it’s a good wee van that’s not had a hard work life florist van but no low stupid offers please What? face 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 A pair of Peroduas... https://www.gumtree.com/p/perodua/perodua-kelisa-hatchback-2006-manual-989-cc-5-doors/1425469458 and a more expensive one... https://www.gumtree.com/p/perodua/2003-perodua-kelisa-1.0-gxi-5dr-low-mileage-great-history-watch-video/1422218696 ProgRocker, grogee, 500tops and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 MK3 Astra GSi grenade, £5k Leicester. 340bhp apparently, I wonder for how long? https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1998-vauxhall-astra-gsi-sport-b204-340bhp-for-sale-or-swap-for-camper/1425737765?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android garethj, AnnoyingPentium and LT84 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, grogee said: 340bhp apparently, I wonder for how long? Until you go to set off and the clutch explodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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