Cavcraft Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I don't want no seven series BM, or Toyota type GTI I'm after a junk of a car, an experienced automotive turd There ain't no way I'll ever make do, with anything better than I'm used to If I buy a car tonight it's got to be shite! shite! shite! So Metro! it's got to be so Metro! Thin and weak, enough to make me weep It's got to have shit blue paint, be able to rust while I sleep it's got be thin and weak, enough to make me weep 1997 ROVER 100 ASCOT METRO | eBay I'm tired of having money, I want a car that will bankrupt me something that will fail every day and drain my emotional needs Now I don't mean to be personal but I like a car that's less preferable than a night by the sea where Rhyl is the only view So Metro! it's got to be so Metro! tin so weak, a proper flat tyred heap it's got to have dull white paint, show my lack of constraint tin so weak, a proper flat tyred heap Rover metro | eBay So Metro! it's got to be so Metro! So Metro! it's got to be so Metro! rust on each seam, a mingebag's dream it's got to have giffer spray, applied on windy day rust on each seam, a mingebag's dream Rover Metro 1.1L | eBay So Metro! Rover metro quest 1993 BARN FIND | eBay It's got to be so Metro! It's got to be HGF! Austin Metro 1998 Rover 114 SLi 5 DOOR FSH Long MOT 08/2022 SPARES or REPAIR HG | eBay Dabooka, Cookiesouwest, garethj and 27 others 7 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 3 hours ago, grogee said: HRRRRRGGGGHHHHH Nurse, I shat meself again God I love Visas Nurse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, bezzabsa said: ALL of the BEIGE!!!!!! I heard that when the fella ordered this he stormed into the Ford dealership, banged his fist on the reception desk and said "give me all of yer fkn beige!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 4 hours ago, Garythesnail said: 2.5 V6 - all the performance of the twinspark combined with the fuel economy of the 3.2 GTA. Yes, but the noise, man, the noise... Crackers, Brodders and Garythesnail 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I wouldn’t normally notice these, but YELLOW! https://en-gb.facebook.com/marketplace/item/312947567268884 Ad says 4WD works. MOT history has last two tests - advisory: propshaft removed. grogee, Conrad D. Conelrad, Kringle and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montytom Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Asimo said: I wouldn’t normally notice these, but YELLOW! https://en-gb.facebook.com/marketplace/item/312947567268884 Ad says 4WD works. MOT history has last two tests - advisory: propshaft removed. I really dont get in this day and age people lying about issues with cars now the MOT history is available online. I've looked at cars that say MOT ran out but not had time to put in. So online you see a whole page of failures. Some people should have been swallowed AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Anyone fancy an overvalued, beyond base spec, category N, high mileage, used and abused Fabia with ooooh electric windows... that are broken? https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201111250376 Ouch... garethj, Cavcraft and grogee 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat4 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Cheap Transit camper, rare petrol powered with LPG conversion. Looks quite tidy and perhaps less welding needed than most? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334287725203?hash=item4dd519e293:g:mNIAAOSwNaNh3dYI grogee and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 LT84, MorrisItalSLX, BertiePuntoCabrio and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175106741611?hash=item28c52cd56b:g:ghoAAOSwHoxh3pvA SteersWithThrottle, Supernaut, Tenmil Socket and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I imagine you run a high chance of piejacking should you break down in Kilmarnock town centre P.S. Their pies are excellent. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/268957328662275 GMcD, willswitchengage, AnnoyingPentium and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vicar Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324882047594?hash=item4ba47aa26a:g:Y4YAAOSwhedhkes8 Have we had this? 1 owner 3.0 V6 manual estate, a shade under £2k BertiePuntoCabrio, Remspoor, Jack D and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 6 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said: Anyone fancy an overvalued, beyond base spec, category N, high mileage, used and abused Fabia with ooooh electric windows... that are broken? https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201111250376 Ouch... Just fuckin scrap it M8. AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Flat4 said: Cheap Transit camper, rare petrol powered with LPG conversion. Looks quite tidy and perhaps less welding needed than most? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334287725203?hash=item4dd519e293:g:mNIAAOSwNaNh3dYI That is a nice van and a very honest advert. Moreover it's a decent price. I wonder what a 2.3 pez Transit is like? Probably not as torquey as the dizzle ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 16 minutes ago, grogee said: Just fuckin scrap it M8. If it was about £300-£400 cheaper I'd have considered it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 37 minutes ago, cort16 said: I imagine you run a high chance of piejacking should you break down in Kilmarnock town centre P.S. Their pies are excellent. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/268957328662275 Brownings also do some good sausage rolls IMO. Canny beat a Killie Pie though. cort16 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 SVM to the beige batphone please... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175092369670 AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 We had one of these growing up and it was mega. Be like @Skizzer, and grab a ULEZ victim. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203779468906 willswitchengage, LT84, Brodders and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Possibly one for the scrap it thread, but it's a syncro, so rare and will probably attract scene tax. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203779937407 BertiePuntoCabrio, LT84 and garethj 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Also one for @Skizzer, as it's your neck of the woods. Is £795 BIN cheap? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265470645244 Austat, LightBulbFun and Skizzer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175106615474 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR8 PL8 M8 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 8 hours ago, Asimo said: I wouldn’t normally notice these, but YELLOW! https://en-gb.facebook.com/marketplace/item/312947567268884 Ad says 4WD works. MOT history has last two tests - advisory: propshaft removed. To play devils advocate - perhaps they kept the propshaft removed for the fuel savings, but have refitted it to sell? AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 "Sylva Leader Kit Car" https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324965455465 Cavcraft, LT84 and grogee 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Tidy! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165274784028 adw1977, Shite Ron and BertiePuntoCabrio 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Would it kill you to clean it first? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154786522146 SteersWithThrottle, grogee, willswitchengage and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/194725337841 grogee, MorrisItalSLX and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Thankfully it comes with the original wheels. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224778964230 garethj and Barry Cade 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 5 minutes ago, Coprolalia said: Would it kill you to clean it first? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154786522146 While you're on eBay get one of these for cleaning... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/373257574356?hash=item56e7e297d4:g:xcMAAOSwhshffC4n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 13 minutes ago, Coprolalia said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175106615474 Wood! 😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I can't believe it's not Lotus Carlton, Carlton https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/629814854952630/ grogee, richardmorris, spike60 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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