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eBay tat volume 3.


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We may have had this before, I tend to lose count with the 'middle' Audi's. 

I remember when five valves per cylinder was the stuff of a madman's dreams. Didn't really catch on, did it?

Lazy auction house photos. 

£1500 Brum

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1999-audi-a4-avant-18-t-sport-5dr-estate-petrol-manual/1416256576?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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Just fucking scrap it mate: in the dark Corsa, £350 Brum. Funds needed to settle drug debt. 

"hid headlights led sidelights,noisy engine but runs great.only selling as got new car,DRLs fitted"

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/corsa-c-sxi-for-sale/1422860541?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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On 1/2/2022 at 2:45 PM, Soundwave said:

Perhaps it's the inventor of viagra, the Ragin' Bone man? 

 

On 1/2/2022 at 2:48 PM, MrGTI6 said:

Can't be him either. He's got a SsangYong Erection.

John "Boneman" Thomas was in a rage.

Having built a reputation as Surbiton's fastest unlicensed viagra dealer, he was eager to grow his fortunes.

In his hubris, he had taken on an influential new client in Virginia Water, a route that required him use the M25.

As the abject misery of the Road to Hell set in, he tried to calm himself.

"What can I say? I have ambition. I am Only Human after all, don't blame it on me..."

 

Took me 3 days to come up with a witty response, hope it was worth it

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16 hours ago, grogee said:

On a Puggot tip: 406 Coop 2.2 pez spanks or rewanks, £200 auction, 9 days to go. 

Non runner but who cares, I'd just get it delivered to my house and look at it through the window. What a trouser arouser. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-Peugeot-406-Coupe-SE-2-2-petrol-/115169630574?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0

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Late reg madness? I thought these were gone by 2003? in the UK at least?

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I’m not a frequent poster to the eBay thread, but this is delightful:

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1435051400210038/

Sliding doors, no B-pillar, seats recline to flat, 80’s dash, brown cloth interior bonus points …and this one comes with a Bully sticker. 
 

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Look at that wheel design 😍

When I was little a friend(‘s dad) had this as a family car. I was jealous then and I’m still jealous now. 

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16 hours ago, cort16 said:

Excuse me but what the fuck. Why is this so good? Who would do this and chuck SO MUCH money at it? And then paint it brown!?

I want this real bad, I can just imagine it parked outside my girlfriends house in a particularly posh and wanky bit of surrey annoying all the 911 drivers.

It even has a private plate I don't hate.

Edited by Poweredbyhopealone
I just spotted it has a side exit exhaust! Good lord I need a lie down.
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1 hour ago, rob88h said:

I’m not a frequent poster to the eBay thread, but this is delightful:

C293D5B1-6C0A-476B-BD47-A4161A74604A.thumb.jpeg.8d36845f5758a7ecac1747013e2b9e13.jpeg

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1435051400210038/

Sliding doors, no B-pillar, seats recline to flat, 80’s dash, brown cloth interior bonus points …and this one comes with a Bully sticker. 
 

20833D7D-4390-4BBC-BCAF-7C3DAA99F984.thumb.jpeg.32d3ccf65cca01859107579ffc9386ce.jpeg

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Look at that wheel design 😍

When I was little a friend(‘s dad) had this as a family car. I was jealous then and I’m still jealous now. 

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Does the fact it has the same numbers as my Volvo count for anything?

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3 hours ago, SmokinWaffle said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1412369

Sinker C5, ABS fault, being scrapped in 5 days. Anyone fancy a rescue? 

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I've already got my eye on a similar vintage C5 with low miles that I can't afford, don't need and haven't got room for so I'll pass.

If anyone serious wants to know of a low miles C5 dizzle let me know and I'll fwd the ad (it's in Banbury)

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