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On 12/12/2021 at 1:38 PM, neil1971 said:

Posted this £1000 Facebook Marketplace camper a couple of weeks before Christmas and the ad quickly vanished, now advertised again, same spot, same price, same lack of detail. Ad is a week old so I guess if it was legit or any good it would have sold already but does seem cheap for a camper.

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5 minutes ago, neil1971 said:

Posted this £1000 Facebook Marketplace camper a couple of weeks before Christmas and the ad quickly vanished, now advertised again, same spot, same price, same lack of detail. Ad is a week old so I guess if it was legit or any good it would have sold already but does seem cheap for a camper.

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At a glance, that's a good £10k+ of motorhome. 

100% scam. 

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1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

I just about had a stroke reading that advert.

Try reading all 30 adverts from him , if you want 

A "CHEAP Good carvery good
Cheap verypounds a year to tax
CAR STARTS AND DRIVES SUPERB. Half leather interior" 

it seems that pretty much every car he sells is like that ...

a very niche market ...

he does have some potential AS contenders for the near future ....

if only he could get someone at the local playschool to write his adverts for them 🙄🙄🙄

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2003 RAV-4 £3bags from an optimistic trader, Mansfield. He sounds like an absolute cock. 

"Please be realistic though, the car is not brand new so does have the odd tiny age related mark. These are trivial but just being honest.
You'll be over the moon with it!1st to see WILL buy at this give away price.

AS I AM VERY BUSY AND CANNOT ALWAYS REPLY TO MESSAGES.

Priced to sell fast! ABSOLUTE BARGAIN! NO TIME WASTERS OR IDIOTS!

If you have any others to look at or need the wife's permission then do this 1st, then come and buy this one.I am very professional and easy to get on with but I can not tolerate dreamers or time wasters."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2003-toyota-rav-nrg-3-dr-20-nv-vvti-only-74000-m-service-history-may-px1owner/1421784666?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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Another 2003 Japanese soft-roader, this time with deck spoiler for added off-road downforce. A relative snip at £2500 in Derbyshire, because 53000 giffermiles.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/daihatsu-terios-13-sport-call-phone-number-removed/1419793529?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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Blimey the mental traders are all awake at the moment. MK1 Gooner auto, very low miles but £3k Scunthorpe.

"with some customers on their third and fourth cars since we open our showrooms in Scunthorpe we try and make buying a car a pleasant experience rather than like a trip to the dentist"

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1994-renault-laguna-rt-auto-hatchback-petrol-automatic/1412816234?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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MK2 Fezza, £5300 Lincoln. You aren't allowed to know the registration number.

"highly credible 42,200 miles"

But which miles were less credible? This advert is soooo wordy, worth reading for a laugh.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1988-ford-fiesta-11l-mk2-42k-miles-from-new-fantastic-classic-car/1405369452?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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On 10/11/2021 at 10:53 PM, Coops said:

This is back, now £595 with 1 "bid". Started out about £2k in the summer, but I guess the earth is reclaiming it slowly. 

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42 minutes ago, DVee8 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/641929530577941

£699 no dick heads I will give u scrap value or a packet of crisps and a mars bar if u can't afford it dont bother messaging.

May be an image of car and outdoors

I nearly bought a Clio like that one, but the Fabia was cooler. 😎

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1 hour ago, Dick Longbridge said:

So, we've had all that Longroof bollocks. 

What about Hardback? Only* £5000. 

Click here for £5k bargin

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May be worth asking the seller if he's got any paperbacks for sale if you prefer lightweight alternatives. 

Also an eligible entry for the 2022 Arfur Daly International  Overspray Awards.

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