Metal Guru Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 32 minutes ago, cort16 said: Fancy a 911 project? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185235329065?hash=item2b20e2d029:g:xSAAAOSw5nZhjqi1 I realise “ project” means more rust than metal and no engine in classic car circles, but I think we need a new word for this level of decomposition . Bamboocarman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil1971 Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 On 12/12/2021 at 1:38 PM, neil1971 said: Marketplace Fiat Ducato? camper, £1000 in Tunbridge Wells, very little detail in the ad Posted this £1000 Facebook Marketplace camper a couple of weeks before Christmas and the ad quickly vanished, now advertised again, same spot, same price, same lack of detail. Ad is a week old so I guess if it was legit or any good it would have sold already but does seem cheap for a camper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, neil1971 said: Posted this £1000 Facebook Marketplace camper a couple of weeks before Christmas and the ad quickly vanished, now advertised again, same spot, same price, same lack of detail. Ad is a week old so I guess if it was legit or any good it would have sold already but does seem cheap for a camper. At a glance, that's a good £10k+ of motorhome. 100% scam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 22 minutes ago, D.E said: £495 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202112290873418?radius=1500&include-delivery-option=on&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&sort=datedesc&postcode=g37bq&advertising-location=at_cars&year-to=2001&price-to=1000&page=1 Tempting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said: I just about had a stroke reading that advert. Try reading all 30 adverts from him , if you want A "CHEAP Good carvery goodCheap verypounds a year to taxCAR STARTS AND DRIVES SUPERB. Half leather interior" it seems that pretty much every car he sells is like that ... a very niche market ... he does have some potential AS contenders for the near future .... if only he could get someone at the local playschool to write his adverts for them 🙄🙄🙄 AnnoyingPentium, Flat4 and Shite Ron 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackThrust Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 I'm not au fait with old Ford's but I'm fairly certain this isn't a 1972 Fiesta. Nonetheless what a honey! https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/535969640944631/ AnnoyingPentium, LightBulbFun and Yoss 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, JackThrust said: I'm not au fait with old Ford's but I'm fairly certain this isn't a 1972 Fiesta. Nonetheless what a honey! https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/535969640944631/ timolloyd, MisterH, Fumbler and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 2003 RAV-4 £3bags from an optimistic trader, Mansfield. He sounds like an absolute cock. "Please be realistic though, the car is not brand new so does have the odd tiny age related mark. These are trivial but just being honest. You'll be over the moon with it!1st to see WILL buy at this give away price. AS I AM VERY BUSY AND CANNOT ALWAYS REPLY TO MESSAGES. Priced to sell fast! ABSOLUTE BARGAIN! NO TIME WASTERS OR IDIOTS! If you have any others to look at or need the wife's permission then do this 1st, then come and buy this one.I am very professional and easy to get on with but I can not tolerate dreamers or time wasters." https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2003-toyota-rav-nrg-3-dr-20-nv-vvti-only-74000-m-service-history-may-px1owner/1421784666?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android Remspoor and Bamboocarman 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Another 2003 Japanese soft-roader, this time with deck spoiler for added off-road downforce. A relative snip at £2500 in Derbyshire, because 53000 giffermiles. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/daihatsu-terios-13-sport-call-phone-number-removed/1419793529?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android Gompo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1412694 Quote It has been in the custardy of one lady owner for over 26 years. Then why isn't it yellow? AnnoyingPentium, MrBD, Shite Ron and 12 others 3 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Blimey the mental traders are all awake at the moment. MK1 Gooner auto, very low miles but £3k Scunthorpe. "with some customers on their third and fourth cars since we open our showrooms in Scunthorpe we try and make buying a car a pleasant experience rather than like a trip to the dentist" https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1994-renault-laguna-rt-auto-hatchback-petrol-automatic/1412816234?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android Bamboocarman and AnnoyingPentium 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Shiatsu Caper, £3500 Yorks (I think). Just in time for the January sleet. yThO? https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2003-daihatsu-copen-summer-fun-coupe-petrol-manual/1415369460?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_androi Erebus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 MK2 Fezza, £5300 Lincoln. You aren't allowed to know the registration number. "highly credible 42,200 miles" But which miles were less credible? This advert is soooo wordy, worth reading for a laugh. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1988-ford-fiesta-11l-mk2-42k-miles-from-new-fantastic-classic-car/1405369452?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android Bamboocarman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 In France, but still on DVLA. https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2080654942.htm Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrinceRupert Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-blue-7-seat-Peugeot-504-Family-SRD-/125076456294?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0 garethj, Gompo, grogee and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, PrinceRupert said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-blue-7-seat-Peugeot-504-Family-SRD-/125076456294?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0 That's very shiny for 99p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Ropey R4 van with a kettle in the back. £3k, Nordge https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-4-F4-converted-to-coffee-van-/125076588513?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0 Dick Longbridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 On 10/11/2021 at 10:53 PM, Coops said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Ambassador-Vanden-plas-RARE-CLASSIC-CAR-2-litre-5-door-/224642571534?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0 This is back, now £595 with 1 "bid". Started out about £2k in the summer, but I guess the earth is reclaiming it slowly. adw1977 and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 18.500 euros, isn't that cheap for a Singer Le Mans that seems to... https://www.autowereld.nl/singer/lemans/occasion-35986864/details.html Ah. grogee and Remspoor 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, D.E said: 18.500 euros, isn't that cheap for a Singer Le Mans that seems to... https://www.autowereld.nl/singer/lemans/occasion-35986864/details.html Ah. Stick a red top in it m9 Bamboocarman, MrBD and BlankFrank 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Have we had this beauty yet? Daft £££ but lovely all the same. R4 ebay linkydink AnnoyingPentium, Disco Fever, Austat and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/929655604399974 D.E and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/641929530577941 £699 no dick heads I will give u scrap value or a packet of crisps and a mars bar if u can't afford it dont bother messaging. Bamboocarman, MrBD, grogee and 2 others 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 So, we've had all that Longroof bollocks. What about Hardback? Only* £5000. Click here for £5k bargin May be worth asking the seller if he's got any paperbacks for sale if you prefer lightweight alternatives. Bamboocarman, grogee, Remspoor and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 42 minutes ago, DVee8 said: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/641929530577941 £699 no dick heads I will give u scrap value or a packet of crisps and a mars bar if u can't afford it dont bother messaging. I nearly bought a Clio like that one, but the Fabia was cooler. 😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Nice 528i https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bwm-528i-se-/1422548517 willswitchengage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Dick Longbridge said: So, we've had all that Longroof bollocks. What about Hardback? Only* £5000. Click here for £5k bargin May be worth asking the seller if he's got any paperbacks for sale if you prefer lightweight alternatives. Also an eligible entry for the 2022 Arfur Daly International Overspray Awards. AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said: Have we had this beauty yet? Daft £££ but lovely all the same. R4 ebay linkydink "It has van related marks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Xedos 6 and 9 on FB. not sure if the 6 is the one owned on here Kringle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterH Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-80-sport/1421398643 Audi 80 sport with vague description At least it has its trim 😕 Coprolalia, Dyslexic Viking and Barry Cade 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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