eBay tat volume 3.

[Dyslexic Viking]

This beauty is also for sale here. 1986 1.3 LS

3 door estate!

https://www.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=239634923

[Dyslexic Viking]

This is rare. 1970 Toyota Crown pickup

https://www.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=233999746

[Schaefft]

Dont think I've seen this one yet. '84 Corolla in meh shape for a grand, has mothttps://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/603744250854497/

 

 

[Schaefft]

This 9-5 looks really nice for the price as well:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1243903459437009/

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/668168440881611

[grogee]

1 hour ago, Schaefft said:

Dont think I've seen this one yet. '84 Corolla in meh shape for a grand, has mothttps://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/603744250854497/

 

 

The shape has aged really well but the metal less so

[D.E]

Copart: https://www.copart.co.uk/lot/69211391/clean-title-1991-peugeot-309-trio-bristol

[AnnoyingPentium]

5 hours ago, grogee said:

Subaru 'Legancy' 20 litre. Ought to go well with that size engine. "Carvery good; Cheap verypounds a year to tax". £695 Brum

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/subaru-legancy-20-ltr-awd-estate-drives-superb-moted-695/1422483605?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

I just about had a stroke reading that advert.

[D.E]

1 minute ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

I just about had a stroke reading that advert.

Much cheap, very pounds. Wow.

[morrisoxide]

Bluebird Estate.

Yes that is the best picture.

Missing the back sill and arch by the looks of it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234355714555?hash=item3690b069fb:g:55EAAOSwOa1hzEZE

[AnnoyingPentium]

36 minutes ago, morrisoxide said:

Missing the back sill and arch by the looks of it.

Dynamic weight reduction.

[AnnoyingPentium]

Oh wow!!! It's a left-hand drive Fabia that isn't registered in this country, comes with an airbag light, lack of security, no radio, and free lacquer peel!!! Barginz.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334270924702?hash=item4dd419879e:g:~woAAOSwOnFhyz8P

[cort16]

Fancy a 911 project?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185235329065?hash=item2b20e2d029:g:xSAAAOSw5nZhjqi1

[sheffcortinacentre]

Stick it on a beetle chassis same car init m8!

[cort16]

1800 bins XJ6

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304280728534?hash=item46d88b73d6:g:1dkAAOSw9kZhy2m~

[morrisoxide]

56 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Fancy a 911 project?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185235329065?hash=item2b20e2d029:g:xSAAAOSw5nZhjqi1

Just roll a Beetle 1300 chassis under. Nobody will know the difference. 

Edit: I was beaten by @sheffcortinacentre

[High Jetter]

6 hours ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185234577988?hash=item2b20d75a44:g:Dk4AAOSwO15hnhQm

NoNoNoNoNo yes

[D.E]

£495 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202112290873418?radius=1500&include-delivery-option=on&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&sort=datedesc&postcode=g37bq&advertising-location=at_cars&year-to=2001&price-to=1000&page=1

[Metal Guru]

32 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Fancy a 911 project?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185235329065?hash=item2b20e2d029:g:xSAAAOSw5nZhjqi1

I realise “ project” means more rust than metal and no engine in classic car circles, but I think we need a new word for this level of decomposition .

[neil1971]

On 12/12/2021 at 1:38 PM, neil1971 said:

Marketplace Fiat Ducato? camper, £1000 in Tunbridge Wells, very little detail in the ad 

Posted this £1000 Facebook Marketplace camper a couple of weeks before Christmas and the ad quickly vanished, now advertised again, same spot, same price, same lack of detail. Ad is a week old so I guess if it was legit or any good it would have sold already but does seem cheap for a camper.

 

[Dick Longbridge]

5 minutes ago, neil1971 said:

Posted this £1000 Facebook Marketplace camper a couple of weeks before Christmas and the ad quickly vanished, now advertised again, same spot, same price, same lack of detail. Ad is a week old so I guess if it was legit or any good it would have sold already but does seem cheap for a camper.

 

At a glance, that's a good £10k+ of motorhome. 

100% scam. 

[AnnoyingPentium]

22 minutes ago, D.E said:

£495 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202112290873418?radius=1500&include-delivery-option=on&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&sort=datedesc&postcode=g37bq&advertising-location=at_cars&year-to=2001&price-to=1000&page=1

Tempting.

[mitsisigma01]

1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

I just about had a stroke reading that advert.

Try reading all 30 adverts from him , if you want 

A "CHEAP Good carvery good
Cheap verypounds a year to tax
CAR STARTS AND DRIVES SUPERB. Half leather interior" 

it seems that pretty much every car he sells is like that ...

a very niche market ...

he does have some potential AS contenders for the near future ....

if only he could get someone at the local playschool to write his adverts for them 🙄🙄🙄

[JackThrust]

I'm not au fait with old Ford's but I'm fairly certain this isn't a 1972 Fiesta. Nonetheless what a honey!

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/535969640944631/

[anonymous user]

5 minutes ago, JackThrust said:

I'm not au fait with old Ford's but I'm fairly certain this isn't a 1972 Fiesta. Nonetheless what a honey!

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/535969640944631/

[grogee]

2003 RAV-4 £3bags from an optimistic trader, Mansfield. He sounds like an absolute cock. 

"Please be realistic though, the car is not brand new so does have the odd tiny age related mark. These are trivial but just being honest.
You'll be over the moon with it!1st to see WILL buy at this give away price.

AS I AM VERY BUSY AND CANNOT ALWAYS REPLY TO MESSAGES.

Priced to sell fast! ABSOLUTE BARGAIN! NO TIME WASTERS OR IDIOTS!

If you have any others to look at or need the wife's permission then do this 1st, then come and buy this one.I am very professional and easy to get on with but I can not tolerate dreamers or time wasters."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2003-toyota-rav-nrg-3-dr-20-nv-vvti-only-74000-m-service-history-may-px1owner/1421784666?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[grogee]

Another 2003 Japanese soft-roader, this time with deck spoiler for added off-road downforce. A relative snip at £2500 in Derbyshire, because 53000 giffermiles.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/daihatsu-terios-13-sport-call-phone-number-removed/1419793529?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[D.E]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1412694

Quote

It has been in the custardy of one lady owner for over 26 years.

Then why isn't it yellow?

[grogee]

Blimey the mental traders are all awake at the moment. MK1 Gooner auto, very low miles but £3k Scunthorpe.

"with some customers on their third and fourth cars since we open our showrooms in Scunthorpe we try and make buying a car a pleasant experience rather than like a trip to the dentist"

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1994-renault-laguna-rt-auto-hatchback-petrol-automatic/1412816234?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

[grogee]

Shiatsu Caper, £3500 Yorks (I think). Just in time for the January sleet.

yThO?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2003-daihatsu-copen-summer-fun-coupe-petrol-manual/1415369460?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_androi