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As is customary, I'm tagging Sir @eddyramrod. It's too new, and the opposite end of the country..but....TEAM FAT AND BLIND DELIVERY SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE. (Drive up, eat your biscuits, leer at Huggy, train home.) And it's the slant-six 2.3!! £1500.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133908711674?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D5e96d1b330e344e6971822eee140a76d%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D115049541544%26itm%3D133908711674%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982

Image 1 - bedford cf 2.3 camper tax & mot exempt spares or repair restoration projectEdit, it's a non-runner. Balls.

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One for the more twisted coach-pervs.... Is this the equivalent of a snuff movie or a scat film? @cms206 @rml2345 @davidfowler2000 @Inspector Morose and anyone else... £500RNM no bids. Pershore.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115049541544?hash=item1ac97cafa8:g:3TcAAOSw5VRhayh5 Image 1 - BEDFORD DUPLE DOMINANT 3 COACH/ BUSImage 4 - BEDFORD DUPLE DOMINANT 3 COACH/ BUS

 

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Renault 4. Better than a 2cv*

*Your opinions may vary. But you're wrong.

Says BRANFYND but in the ad it appears it's been sitting in his own garage, the twat. Just under a bag so far, Brizzle. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133907492342?hash=item1f2d822df6:g:UyUAAOSwcDZhbYPS#viTabs_0

Image 11 - *Barn Find* Renault 4 GTL

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On 10/21/2021 at 6:13 PM, cort16 said:

This 530i is a bit baggy but it's got a long MOT for 900 quid.  I like how you can tell this is Scotland without even looking at the advert due to the state of "pishin it doon", which can be seen in the background.

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/2001-e39-bmw-530i-se-touring-auto/1417619224

'Just had £650 of welding repairs'.

'Welding repairs need painting over'.

Hmmm.  Probably a bit late for that now.

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1 hour ago, outlaw118 said:

As is customary, I'm tagging Sir @eddyramrod. It's too new, and the opposite end of the country..but....TEAM FAT AND BLIND DELIVERY SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE. (Drive up, eat your biscuits, leer at Huggy, train home.) And it's the slant-six 2.3!! £1500.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133908711674?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D5e96d1b330e344e6971822eee140a76d%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D115049541544%26itm%3D133908711674%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982

Image 1 - bedford cf 2.3 camper tax & mot exempt spares or repair restoration projectEdit, it's a non-runner. Balls.

Thank you, but I see you've already spotted the obvious issues!  Never mind eh?

/pedant alert: slant 6 is a Mopar in 2.7 or 3.7 flavours, this is a slant 4. /end pedantry

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3 hours ago, willswitchengage said:

Barn find is as always utter bullshit. It's been parked half a mile from me for about ten years in a state of disrepair on some chap's driveway.

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Like the yellow p reg MK3 cortina that keeps coming on eBay here in Sheffield been on there used car lot circa 7 years in all weather's price varies between £5-12 utter pile of crap & and writer should win the booker prize for fiction!

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1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

@dome, make sure you stay off the booze tonight - here's another modern diesel Renault with a floppy clutch pedal going cheap.  Bit of a trek from you mind.

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Its okay this one is closer although it's the wipers rather than the clutch that's pumped.

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/391838532585500/

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1 hour ago, cort16 said:

Its okay this one is closer although it's the wipers rather than the clutch that's pumped.

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/391838532585500/

Don't fancy trying to fix the wipers on one of those - they're a separate motor on each wiper controlled by a computer, rather than a traditional linkage.  This can lead to amusing* issues like when the passenger side wiper on mine decided to stop at the top of its sweep for a bit - the driver's side carried on going on its own for a few sweeps until the passenger side rejoined the party.  I don't relish the thought of trying to chase down the cause of a total failure.

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13 hours ago, D.E said:

I love the period 1970's-1980's pressed metal plates on that

you really dont often see vintage retro-reflective on something that old with a non suffix mark and I love it :) 

(but you just know they will probably be the first thing to get binned off when it gets restored/recommissioned) 

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5 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Don't fancy trying to fix the wipers on one of those - they're a separate motor on each wiper controlled by a computer, rather than a traditional linkage.  This can lead to amusing* issues like when the passenger side wiper on mine decided to stop at the top of its sweep for a bit - the driver's side carried on going on its own for a few sweeps until the passenger side rejoined the party.  I don't relish the thought of trying to chase down the cause of a total failure.

Why was that the solution ? What additional requirement, above, must clear water and ice and bird shit off as much as the screen as possible, drove such pointless complexity. 

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3 hours ago, LightBulbFun said:

I love the period 1970's-1980's pressed metal plates on that

you really dont often see vintage retro-reflective on something that old with a non suffix mark and I love it :) 

(but you just know the poor thing will get platebummed within a week of sale) 

FTFY

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