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13 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Automatic Toyota Carina II - sadly being sold by a complete plonker.

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TBH..... Possibly a toasted box/total crusty/cleated door/thirsty/high tax..... Err, N.A.I.L.

Lots of broken ones '4 spairz' likely in S Ireland, tho.....

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Is there a more ungrateful bastard of a car?

"Just had new in last month or 2
timing chain set
head gasket (plus a skim)
thermostat
rocker gasket
water pump
water pump pulley
drive belt
valve stem seals
up-rated braided turbo oil feed and silicone return (mamba)
rebuilt vacuum pump with up-rated seals.
New arch clips
full service kit consisting of oil and filter, spark plugs, cabin filter, air filter
new pulley bolt and chain guide bolts
new front spring and drop link
4 good tyres
Brand new battery

Then

1.car boosts weird up to 4k then boosts great im led to belive there is some sort of vacuum leak, car drives fine and only proper notice this if u really put the foot down normal driving u dont notice.
2. There is a small knocking from inside rocker cover when cold, which was advised to be a sticky tappet or 2 by a friend, almost completely dissapears when fully heated up and doesnt seem to affect driving at all"

And obviously a huge gluten for punishment given what's parked behind it.

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/mini/mini-cooper-s-turbo-r56-2007-mot-september-2022-fsh/1417651334

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As is customary, I'm tagging Sir @eddyramrod. It's too new, and the opposite end of the country..but....TEAM FAT AND BLIND DELIVERY SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE. (Drive up, eat your biscuits, leer at Huggy, train home.) And it's the slant-six 2.3!! £1500.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133908711674?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D5e96d1b330e344e6971822eee140a76d%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D115049541544%26itm%3D133908711674%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982

Image 1 - bedford cf 2.3 camper tax & mot exempt spares or repair restoration projectEdit, it's a non-runner. Balls.

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One for the more twisted coach-pervs.... Is this the equivalent of a snuff movie or a scat film? @cms206 @rml2345 @davidfowler2000 @Inspector Morose and anyone else... £500RNM no bids. Pershore.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115049541544?hash=item1ac97cafa8:g:3TcAAOSw5VRhayh5 Image 1 - BEDFORD DUPLE DOMINANT 3 COACH/ BUSImage 4 - BEDFORD DUPLE DOMINANT 3 COACH/ BUS

 

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Renault 4. Better than a 2cv*

*Your opinions may vary. But you're wrong.

Says BRANFYND but in the ad it appears it's been sitting in his own garage, the twat. Just under a bag so far, Brizzle. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133907492342?hash=item1f2d822df6:g:UyUAAOSwcDZhbYPS#viTabs_0

Image 11 - *Barn Find* Renault 4 GTL

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On 10/21/2021 at 6:13 PM, cort16 said:

This 530i is a bit baggy but it's got a long MOT for 900 quid.  I like how you can tell this is Scotland without even looking at the advert due to the state of "pishin it doon", which can be seen in the background.

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/2001-e39-bmw-530i-se-touring-auto/1417619224

'Just had £650 of welding repairs'.

'Welding repairs need painting over'.

Hmmm.  Probably a bit late for that now.

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1 hour ago, outlaw118 said:

As is customary, I'm tagging Sir @eddyramrod. It's too new, and the opposite end of the country..but....TEAM FAT AND BLIND DELIVERY SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE. (Drive up, eat your biscuits, leer at Huggy, train home.) And it's the slant-six 2.3!! £1500.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133908711674?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D5e96d1b330e344e6971822eee140a76d%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D115049541544%26itm%3D133908711674%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982

Image 1 - bedford cf 2.3 camper tax & mot exempt spares or repair restoration projectEdit, it's a non-runner. Balls.

Thank you, but I see you've already spotted the obvious issues!  Never mind eh?

/pedant alert: slant 6 is a Mopar in 2.7 or 3.7 flavours, this is a slant 4. /end pedantry

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3 hours ago, willswitchengage said:

Barn find is as always utter bullshit. It's been parked half a mile from me for about ten years in a state of disrepair on some chap's driveway.

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Like the yellow p reg MK3 cortina that keeps coming on eBay here in Sheffield been on there used car lot circa 7 years in all weather's price varies between £5-12 utter pile of crap & and writer should win the booker prize for fiction!

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