wuvvum Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 These must be about the worst-proportioned car in recent memory. outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, wuvvum said: These must be about the worst-proportioned car in recent memory. Even worse when seen from the rear three-quarter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 13 hours ago, wuvvum said: Automatic Toyota Carina II - sadly being sold by a complete plonker. TBH..... Possibly a toasted box/total crusty/cleated door/thirsty/high tax..... Err, N.A.I.L. Lots of broken ones '4 spairz' likely in S Ireland, tho..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Low MILLage? Does it need more millers? Probably a description of how well it'll shred when it inevitably goes through one. tooSavvy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterH Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Austat said: Cheap Taunus 1300: https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2058493345.htm French black plates too, long term ownership Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1392392 BertiePuntoCabrio, wuvvum, anonymous user and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 17 minutes ago, D.E said: https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1392392 @vulgalour .... Beige lobby phone vulgalour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezzabsa Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Austat said: Cheap Taunus 1300: https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/2058493345.htm How lush does that look!!!!! £675 ish....... no passport and non sprechen zie lingo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 I've not seen this level of greenness on a Mini interior before. https://www.gumtree.com/p/mini/mini-cooper-1.6-mot-2022-/1417672719 MorrisItalSLX, BeEP and BorniteIdentity 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Is there a more ungrateful bastard of a car? "Just had new in last month or 2timing chain sethead gasket (plus a skim)thermostatrocker gasketwater pumpwater pump pulleydrive beltvalve stem sealsup-rated braided turbo oil feed and silicone return (mamba)rebuilt vacuum pump with up-rated seals.New arch clipsfull service kit consisting of oil and filter, spark plugs, cabin filter, air filternew pulley bolt and chain guide boltsnew front spring and drop link4 good tyresBrand new battery Then 1.car boosts weird up to 4k then boosts great im led to belive there is some sort of vacuum leak, car drives fine and only proper notice this if u really put the foot down normal driving u dont notice.2. There is a small knocking from inside rocker cover when cold, which was advised to be a sticky tappet or 2 by a friend, almost completely dissapears when fully heated up and doesnt seem to affect driving at all" And obviously a huge gluten for punishment given what's parked behind it. https://www.gumtree.com/p/mini/mini-cooper-s-turbo-r56-2007-mot-september-2022-fsh/1417651334 garethj 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Tidy low mileage 306 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/606992727390395 Kringle, JeeExEll and BorniteIdentity 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 This 530i is a bit baggy but it's got a long MOT for 900 quid. I like how you can tell this is Scotland without even looking at the advert due to the state of "pishin it doon", which can be seen in the background. https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/2001-e39-bmw-530i-se-touring-auto/1417619224 Shite Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 18 hours ago, wuvvum said: Automatic Toyota Carina II - sadly being sold by a complete plonker. Barn find is as always utter bullshit. It's been parked half a mile from me for about ten years in a state of disrepair on some chap's driveway. Remspoor, Kringle, Isopon and 4 others 5 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, cort16 said: This 530i is a bit baggy but it's got a long MOT for 900 quid. I like how you can tell this is Scotland without even looking at the advert due to the state of "pishin it doon", which can be seen in the background. And foreground. cort16, horriblemercedes and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 12 minutes ago, willswitchengage said: Barn find is as always utter bullshit. It's been parked half a mile from me for about ten years in a state of disrepair on some chap's driveway. Chap deed..... Left his Carina herd to Science? 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Looks alright for 850 quid https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-1.8t-convertible/1417679223 colino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Not sure if that yellow is paint or the MOT testers FAIL pen. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1012152726301140 BlankFrank, BertiePuntoCabrio, Wibble and 7 others 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isopon Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294482700643?hash=item4490896963:g:ZYsAAOSw7axhcX15 garethj, BertiePuntoCabrio, Dyslexic Viking and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 (edited) As is customary, I'm tagging Sir @eddyramrod. It's too new, and the opposite end of the country..but....TEAM FAT AND BLIND DELIVERY SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE. (Drive up, eat your biscuits, leer at Huggy, train home.) And it's the slant-six 2.3!! £1500. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133908711674?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D5e96d1b330e344e6971822eee140a76d%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D115049541544%26itm%3D133908711674%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982 Edit, it's a non-runner. Balls. Edited October 21, 2021 by outlaw118 handbag penknife blancmange Shite Ron, BorniteIdentity, Remspoor and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 One for the more twisted coach-pervs.... Is this the equivalent of a snuff movie or a scat film? @cms206 @rml2345 @davidfowler2000 @Inspector Morose and anyone else... £500RNM no bids. Pershore. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115049541544?hash=item1ac97cafa8:g:3TcAAOSw5VRhayh5 D.E 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 @vulgalour to the beige phone please https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234242744414?hash=item3689f4a05e:g:4Q0AAOSwcUhhbWuW Kringle, vulgalour and D.E 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Renault 4. Better than a 2cv* *Your opinions may vary. But you're wrong. Says BRANFYND but in the ad it appears it's been sitting in his own garage, the twat. Just under a bag so far, Brizzle. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133907492342?hash=item1f2d822df6:g:UyUAAOSwcDZhbYPS#viTabs_0 500tops and Shite Ron 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144256891302?hash=item21966179a6:g:24AAAOSwO2dhcYWa BertiePuntoCabrio, anonymous user, Dyslexic Viking and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165140709655?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180816085401%26meid%3D2e0778cbe8244a36a0991ad5d72f24f4%26pid%3D100970%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D144256891302%26itm%3D165140709655%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100970.m5481&_trkparms=pageci%3A1716dad3-32ac-11ec-aed2-72fff897b1e4|parentrq%3Aa481863417c0adb9dadfe0e7fffbcf34|iid%3A1 face, UltraWomble, anonymous user and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeeExEll Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 On 10/21/2021 at 6:13 PM, cort16 said: This 530i is a bit baggy but it's got a long MOT for 900 quid. I like how you can tell this is Scotland without even looking at the advert due to the state of "pishin it doon", which can be seen in the background. https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/2001-e39-bmw-530i-se-touring-auto/1417619224 'Just had £650 of welding repairs'. 'Welding repairs need painting over'. Hmmm. Probably a bit late for that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 1 hour ago, outlaw118 said: As is customary, I'm tagging Sir @eddyramrod. It's too new, and the opposite end of the country..but....TEAM FAT AND BLIND DELIVERY SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE. (Drive up, eat your biscuits, leer at Huggy, train home.) And it's the slant-six 2.3!! £1500. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133908711674?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D5e96d1b330e344e6971822eee140a76d%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D115049541544%26itm%3D133908711674%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982 Edit, it's a non-runner. Balls. Thank you, but I see you've already spotted the obvious issues! Never mind eh? /pedant alert: slant 6 is a Mopar in 2.7 or 3.7 flavours, this is a slant 4. /end pedantry outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 3 hours ago, willswitchengage said: Barn find is as always utter bullshit. It's been parked half a mile from me for about ten years in a state of disrepair on some chap's driveway. Like the yellow p reg MK3 cortina that keeps coming on eBay here in Sheffield been on there used car lot circa 7 years in all weather's price varies between £5-12 utter pile of crap & and writer should win the booker prize for fiction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294477585034?hash=item44903b5a8a:g:GJ8AAOSwjVphbxoc could be a nice little project for someone, and rare too see one with a hard top. its ADO16 based, and as it happens Kerry has a 1300 GT engine sat in the garage all ready..... JeeExEll, Austat and 500tops 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 14 minutes ago, JeeExEll said: 'Just had £650 of welding repairs'. 'Welding repairs need painting over'. Hmmm. Is okay the roads aren't wet or salty in Scotland Supernaut and Wibble 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 @dome, make sure you stay off the booze tonight - here's another modern diesel Renault with a floppy clutch pedal going cheap. Bit of a trek from you mind. garethj and dome 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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