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2 hours ago, DoctorRetro said:

Thought this was a bargain until:

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Conversation is paraphrased. You'll have to imagine the 'fill in' bullshit that dealers seem to spew surrounding every thing they say...

Me: I'll have it.

Fuckwit dealer: MOT has run out, that's why it is cheap. No reason it won't pass.

Me: Oh.. The advert says new MOT?

FD: Yeah, the MOT just ran out, it will be another 100 quid with an MOT.

Me: Erm - 50 maybe.

FD: Yeah, but I have to take it down there etc. Etc. Then tries to sell me a Hyundai Matrix for 200 quid dearer.

Me: Ok, never mind, bye.

 

Phone rings 20 mins later...

FD: Just talked to my mechanic, he says it will go through no problem, so only 50 quid more with MOT.

Me: Ok, that's great, I'll come and have a look. 

FD: (Insert waffle about car), it's not here, it's in the local Morrisons car park, and it hasn't got a battery on it, but mechanic says it's all fine, so if you leave 100 quid deposit, it can be ready by the weekend. 

Me: Ok, let me know once there's a battery on it, I'll come and have a look.

FD: Repeats above about mechanic saying it is all fine..

Me: Erm, no, I'm not putting a deposit on a car without seeing it run etc. 

FD: Oh, ok let me know ..

Me: Bye 

One of these down by my moms, looking very JDM but with GM badges on it...have to try and get a pic.....its also driven by an old Geezer!!!

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23 hours ago, Czechered Flag said:

Fuck me, that's been in the wars a bit. But a C3 100CS 5-pot was a cut above the other C3 100s. The only things better than that were the 200 / 200 Quattros. And if by "factory wheels in the boot", the seller means these:

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the original Fuchs alloys, then the wheels alone are worth having - they also look well on the B2 Ur-Quattros.

Pity it's in Gainsborough, otherwise I'd be tempted to go and have a look.... This looks like a job for @Spurious

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1 hour ago, cort16 said:

Cheap  and decent looking 530d with 11 month mot for 600 quid

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-5-series-touring-estate/1414380741

not sure what this seller has been smoking, 530 pez with cloth for nearly 10 bags

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2002 Silver BMW 5 Series 530i for sale for £9250 (autotrader.co.uk)

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9 hours ago, doug said:

@Angrydicky is it you that's owns one of these?
At Morris Leslie auctions on Friday.7971edd2d84ed5ffec96c8c70b8eacb6.jpg

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Bargain! Think they're actually A55 MK1 judging by the thumbnail, which is the model I own. Do you have a link? I'm struggling to find it in their catalogue.

 

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