wuvvum Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Have we had this yet? MorrisItalSLX, Isopon and phil_lihp 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isopon Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 System Porsche! what's going on with the number plates? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294284791078?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D233149%26meid%3Dc639924c0be7410a8ace2b751a9fa64a%26pid%3D101112%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D114890899381%26itm%3D294284791078%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2563228.c101112.m1982 MisterH, MorrisItalSLX, inconsistant and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234095590980?hash=item36812f3e44:g:hGcAAOSwD5pgsQWg i present this BIG green cruisin' machine. given the unpronouncable place name in the ad, i assume its in the land of the Taff's. so along way from California! a MOPAR big block, so i won't ask how many gallons to the mile this can manage. Amishtat, eddyramrod, Remspoor and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isopon Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324721694514?hash=item4b9aebd732:g:VkUAAOSw5eRg9yVA Remspoor, LightBulbFun, willswitchengage and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/393452661411?hash=item5b9b9b2aa3:g:U48AAOSw9vpg9e5P these 3rd gen lesabre's are the best looking of them all. only the 2nd gen come close to matching them. and i didn't know that they came as a coupe too. no mention on which engine or transmission is fitted though. still nice though, garethj, Disco Fever, Amishtat and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bag'O'Spanners Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 £900 Gumtree Vel Satis with cloth shocker Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Bag'O'Spanners said: £900 Gumtree Vel Satis with cloth shocker @maxxo I hereby provide temptation. maxxo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Form orderly queue: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304075021850 Fumbler, Shite Ron, outlaw118 and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 1 hour ago, 3VOM said: Form orderly queue: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304075021850 I believe that's @Junkman eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Cheap for an RWD Ford? Hasn't had an MOT since 2007 and technically doesn't need one now... although I probably wouldn't take it on the road without having one done first!https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202107215290802 sheffcortinacentre, Remspoor and Shite Ron 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdkrc Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1997-suzuki-baleno-16-glx-5dr-auto-estate-petrol-automatic/1407831068 Please tell me that's the factory boot handle rob88h and Shite Ron 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteersWithThrottle Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 20 hours ago, Isopon said: System Porsche! what's going on with the number plates? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294284791078?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D233149%26meid%3Dc639924c0be7410a8ace2b751a9fa64a%26pid%3D101112%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D114890899381%26itm%3D294284791078%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2563228.c101112.m1982 They probably ran out of 8's, those are back-to-back S's, and the N is probably like that because the person making it ripped one of the transfers and laid another N over the top, just not quite lined up. The worst mistakes were when you punched out the holes in the wrong places on the metal plates with the plastic letters... EDIT: Or possibly instead of back-to-back S's, a 2 and S overlaid Isopon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Charlie Knobcheese Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Sharan-1-9-TDI-05-111-000-miles-7-seats-2-integral-child-seats-Peterborough-/353567472320?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l6249&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0 garethj, Crackers, Conrad D. Conelrad and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Car outlaw118, willswitchengage, Dr_Slow and 2 others 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kringle Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/4116557121772828/ Selling on behalf of my father who converted it from a minibus. Clearly got cataracts but checkout the price! £500 MorrisItalSLX, willswitchengage, Shite Ron and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 1 hour ago, sdkrc said: Please tell me that's the factory boot handle Nope, it isn't. Kringle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Altogether now, sing along with me... "You can stick yer fucking ULEZ up your arse, you can stick the fucking ULEZ up yer arse, you can stick the fucking ULEZ, stick the fucking ULEZ, stick the fucking ULEZ up your arse" Currently £153, Bedford with added Perkins.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294277185949?hash=item448449819d:g:NNwAAOSwpIxg8LN3 Yoss, adw1977, Six-cylinder and 4 others 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 John Cleese* appears to be flogging a Scimitar. WARNING....HILARIOUS* ADVERT! £400 though. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144113611143?hash=item218dd73187:g:Ym4AAOSwur9g711C MisterH and Shite Ron 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Should this be here on in the "scrap it" thread. Billy Bigbollocks wants a £200 DEPOSIT, so fuck knows what he expects it to reach. Ipswich, so not far from @trigger https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265236973897?hash=item3dc15b0949:g:BdsAAOSwrmRg9vhQ Shite Ron and trigger 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Mingebag AX Dizzler, Bolton. £200 start no reserve. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255059179926?hash=item3b62b63996:g:ffcAAOSwxudg9VM5 BL Bloke, garethj and Shite Ron 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 18 minutes ago, outlaw118 said: Altogether now, sing along with me... "You can stick yer fucking ULEZ up your arse, you can stick the fucking ULEZ up yer arse, you can stick the fucking ULEZ, stick the fucking ULEZ, stick the fucking ULEZ up your arse" Currently £153, Bedford with added Perkins.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/294277185949?hash=item448449819d:g:NNwAAOSwpIxg8LN3 ooh thats lovely! I was just thinking the other day as you do, if anyone does privately own one of those airport luggage tug thingies they where a hoot to fuck about with in the various Grand theft auto games LOL im guessing its really low geared for pulling trains around a runway, but I wonder you could put some higher speed gearing in there like what they do with Racing mowers LOL mind if your using it in Central London you wont need any higher gearing! LOL also rom carmel called and said they wanted their front end back! outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 22 hours ago, MarvinsMom said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234095590980?hash=item36812f3e44:g:hGcAAOSwD5pgsQWg i present this BIG green cruisin' machine. given the unpronouncable place name in the ad, i assume its in the land of the Taff's. so along way from California! a MOPAR big block, so i won't ask how many gallons to the mile this can manage. "It's a cop motor, a 440-inch plant..." Yes, this would be the same engine as the Bluesmobile. A mere 7.2 litres compared to Huggy's 7.7. Jo, you know you want something like this, and this one (without seeing it) looks like a fairly decent place to start. Don't worry about economy, it won't be much worse than the Jag you brought over to Leyland! Oh and if my memory of Welsh geography is still working, then it's not too far from @brownnova! MarvinsMom and brownnova 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Cheep easy rider* https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133825641446?hash=item1f28a13be6:g:BuUAAOSwAxRg-G0i £1 so far no reserve. Tyne and Wear (man). Quote fizzy chopper I had one of those once, i stuck my cock in a sherbert fountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 New*. May smell of pork. £50.99 so far no reserve. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/194250589358?hash=item2d3a3cc4ae:g:giEAAOSwO65g-G4L May be fucked though, some kind of elecktrickery bollocks. Quote Re-listing due to TIMEWASTER! @Timewaster FFS man! 500tops, Isopon, Timewaster and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil1971 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Tidy looking Charade in Chatham, £600 Dick Longbridge, 500tops, willswitchengage and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 40 minutes ago, eddyramrod said: "It's a cop motor, a 440-inch plant..." Yes, this would be the same engine as the Bluesmobile. A mere 7.2 litres compared to Huggy's 7.7. Jo, you know you want something like this, and this one (without seeing it) looks like a fairly decent place to start. Don't worry about economy, it won't be much worse than the Jag you brought over to Leyland! Oh and if my memory of Welsh geography is still working, then it's not too far from @brownnova! i do keep onlooking at these land yachts with envious eyes. where i would keep such a monster, now there is a question. the neighbours in our narrow street of terraced houses will love* having a car the size of an aircraft carrier parked down it regularly. i am going to have one, one day. i just gotta save some money up first, which i dunno, i find is easier said than done! but yes, one day a full sized sedan like that green behemoth will be mine. DSdriver, Disco Fever and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, neil1971 said: Tidy looking Charade in Chatham, £600 IOW registered, could be a bargin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil1971 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, High Jetter said: IOW registered, could be a bargin. Ad was there when I posted but has gone now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 This looks cool https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174851016636?hash=item28b5eec7bc:g:-eAAAOSwLq1grqG1 willswitchengage, Nyphur and Disco Fever 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil1971 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Grim Escort Van, £595 in Romford You know when you've finished sorting the paintwork, you stand back and admire it, and realise there's a little bit of paint left over, well why not colour code some of the interior? outlaw118, garethj and face 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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