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5 minutes ago, the judge said:

Wow, I had a white envoy with that miserable 1.7d engine. Bullet proof. £5 for a clutch and didn’t need to take the box out. Someone get it bought!!!!!

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18 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

JEEZ that was up for sale with same pics about 5 years ago..he was going on about it being a 1 off and not another one like it.....most replies were of the Thank Fukk for that !!

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1 hour ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202103019612694

£325

 

"Low on power but no warning lights on dash | Could be something simple or not"

Pleasant Sunday morning walk with the dog, do I feel lucky,  and what would Mrs BMH say if I returned in this ??

 

 

 

 

'1.6TDCi'

 

The chances of it being 'something simple' are about the same as Lenny Henry saying something funny.

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Image 11 - Renault-master-minibus-converted-into-a-minibus-by-atlis-see-pictures-below

 

Renault master minibus converted into a minibus by atlis see pictures below | eBay

 

'Converted into a minibus'

 

Image 101 - Renault-master-minibus-converted-into-a-minibus-by-atlis-see-pictures-below

 

As opposed to 'converted into a complete fucking wreck by a passing 15 tonne bomb'?

 

 

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I know, said nobody else ever, I think I'll have Peter Jones from 'Dragons Den' with a Transit Mk3 gear lever as a knob doing a Tommy Cooper impression airbrushed onto my bonnet.

 

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Bmw 520d m sport | eBay

 

 

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Love a Humber Hawk, me. This one looks splendid.

Image 1 - 1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSIONJust on the right side of shabby, daily driver etc. Let's look a little closer shall we children?

Image 10 - 1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSIONWHAT MANNER OF FUCKERY IS THIS???

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it’s been fitted with a more modern 1.9 litre peugeot Xud  Diesel

I bet that's quick*. People like you should be publicly beaten and dismembered in front of their families. Nigh on five bags too.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSION/294027465839?hash=item447567146f:g:UkMAAOSwGAhgM8JS

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1 minute ago, outlaw118 said:

Love a Humber Hawk, me. This one looks splendid.

Image 1 - 1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSIONJust on the right side of shabby, daily driver etc. Let's look a little closer shall we children?

Image 10 - 1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSIONWHAT MANNER OF FUCKERY IS THIS???

I bet that's quick*. People like you should be publicly beaten and dismembered in front of their families. Nigh on five bags too.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSION/294027465839?hash=item447567146f:g:UkMAAOSwGAhgM8JS

Pure vandalism.

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10 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

Love a Humber Hawk, me. This one looks splendid.

Image 1 - 1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSIONJust on the right side of shabby, daily driver etc. Let's look a little closer shall we children?

Image 10 - 1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSIONWHAT MANNER OF FUCKERY IS THIS???

I bet that's quick*. People like you should be publicly beaten and dismembered in front of their families. Nigh on five bags too.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSION/294027465839?hash=item447567146f:g:UkMAAOSwGAhgM8JS

So much effort has been put into removing the front engine mount

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10 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

Love a Humber Hawk, me. This one looks splendid.

Image 1 - 1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSIONJust on the right side of shabby, daily driver etc. Let's look a little closer shall we children?

Image 10 - 1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSIONWHAT MANNER OF FUCKERY IS THIS???

I bet that's quick*. People like you should be publicly beaten and dismembered in front of their families. Nigh on five bags too.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSION/294027465839?hash=item447567146f:g:UkMAAOSwGAhgM8JS

That's the first Diesel engined car I've taken a fancy to for ages. Probably not much slower than with the original engine.

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