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55 minutes ago, RobT said:



Nice car, but the seller sounds like an absolute cunt and/or possibly mentally ill. 

Also "It's had the clocks changed" is up there with "they all do that, sir" in the complete-bollocks-that-sellers-say stakes.
 

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1 hour ago, RobT said:
Reasons to buy from us
  • Honesty, Trustworthy OAP pensioners who just want to spread JOY!!! 
  • ** TWO THICK bastards have been in touch today asking if I would take less, NO was replied to one the other got told to PISS OFF...**
  • sounds like a lovely bloke.. Just finished has anger management course. 
  • Argos catologues needed🤔
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He's also selling a Berlingo...

PROFIT is NOT our AIM

they carry all our stuff which can be at least 12 full petrol and diesel cans, 3 huge document boxes, tools in case of (nuts that is) battery pack, water, screen washer fluid, OIL, tyre compressors, dildos and the occasional pot to piss in!

🤔🤔 

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Recommissioned by our own SPECIALISTS in time honoured fashion, we buy them in some states of repair and then REFURBISH them to their former GLORY

Repair as soon as possible (minor defects):

  • Offside Rear Registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of multiple lamps or light sources (4.7.1 (b) (i))

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

  • Offside Front Seat belt buckle slightly damaged (7.1.2 (d))
  • Central Exhaust mounting defective (6.1.2 (a))
  • Rear beam axle corroded.
  • Shock absorbers has slight external damage to the casing Both rear. (5.3.2 (b))
  • Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material Offside front to rear and both rear. (1.1.11 (c))

They've done a thorough job on the Berlingo then... This was the retest🙄

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Rus(T)set brown Mini 1000, interesting car as apparently it's a 1976 model but on an X plate. The seller says it was registered in 1980 however suffix X plates were issued between August 1981 to July 1982:

1122296847_Mini1000-CKB664X(1).thumb.jpg.ed3e0b2790dafc02c72072f88e521f26.jpg 238956455_Mini1000-CKB664X(2).thumb.jpg.ebe10883e2e088e2242593000f699bb6.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-classic-mini-russet-brown-MOT-and-tax-exempt/303886507971?hash=item46c10c1fc3:g:jg4AAOSwmWhgKZIe

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32 minutes ago, Austat said:

Rus(T)set brown Mini 1000, interesting car as apparently it's a 1976 model but on an X plate. The seller says it was registered in 1980 however suffix X plates were issued between August 1981 to July 1982:

1122296847_Mini1000-CKB664X(1).thumb.jpg.ed3e0b2790dafc02c72072f88e521f26.jpg 238956455_Mini1000-CKB664X(2).thumb.jpg.ebe10883e2e088e2242593000f699bb6.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-classic-mini-russet-brown-MOT-and-tax-exempt/303886507971?hash=item46c10c1fc3:g:jg4AAOSwmWhgKZIe

1979 on rear lights incorporated reverse lights so yeah looks right. Might be an Irish import from 1981.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Ford-cougar-2-5-v6-12MOT-low-mites-Leathers-mondeo-capri-escort-classic-car/284177592515

V6 powaaaar for not a lot of cash. Another "wish I had room" moment... I seem to get those a lot. :D

Image 101 - 1999-Ford-cougar-2-5-v6-12MOT-low-mites-Leathers-mondeo-capri-escort-classic-car

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