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This... is delightfully terrible. Has your dream holiday to a war-torn nation been cancelled due to covid? Then bring the atmosphere of civil war era Beirut to your camping staycation with this Sherpa!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2496755250620763

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2 hours ago, Crispian_J_Hotson said:

I owned a 2 litre one of these for a few years. It went like shit off a shovel with loads of power and torque, but unfortunately it rusted just as quickly. A rebuilt rust free example would be a real winner.

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45 minutes ago, morrisoxide said:

Damn! I thought this was this was maybe featured in an episode of top gear from the 90s, the Scottish reg seemed similar, but its actually a blue Morris Oxford, the one 4 mins in, would've certainly been a novelty to own something that had been on old top gear. 

 

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8 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Potential bargain - giffer-dented Astra auto estate with plenty of test for 200 quid.

 

That's ace, but asking for the listing fee at the end is a bit cheeky.

 

@TheDoctor Bargain on your door step?

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13 hours ago, Crispian_J_Hotson said:

That looks amazing and a potential bargain, but it’s not an MG, nor does it make it clear if it’s an efi, just says 2.0 Montego engine.

The dvla have it down as a Rover Maestro, 1275cc, multicoloured .

You have to wonder why whoever built it didn’t use an MG logbook , he clearly had at least one for all the bits and it’s not as if anyone is going to look into it, too much, it’s hardly a priceless Ferrari or Escort.

 

edited to add; just realised it hasn’t got an MG interior either, so perhaps he didn’t have a complete MG, to hand. I’ll let him off.

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13 hours ago, Soundwave said:

This... is delightfully terrible. Has your dream holiday to a war-torn nation been cancelled due to covid? Then bring the atmosphere of civil war era Beirut to your camping staycation with this Sherpa!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2496755250620763

May be an image of outdoors and text that says "HUAWEI P40 Pro 5G Ultra Vision LEICA Quad Camera"

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WTF does "It needs repair and stopping hatches" mean?

 

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13 hours ago, Crispian_J_Hotson said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/173428044113780/?ref=search&referral_code=undefined

Seems a fair deal at four grand, looks about the money... wait...

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Sorry, that's 14, 000 pounds. Oh.

 

I'd hazard a guess that if you were to buy that and have it shotblasted just for shits and giggles,  you'd find:

* Acres of filler

* Curved panels hand created by hand (with a hammer)

* Distortion on every panel

* Pigeon shit welding

 

A cursory glance at the photos already suggests it's an absolute shitter. 14k? Jeez.

 

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On 2/6/2021 at 1:29 PM, cort16 said:

Needs a  bit of work.  These would make a 1970's Ford product hang theirhead in shame when it comes to rust.

My old M535i failed on similiar around the ARB mounts, which isn't to hard to fix but if the rear subframe mounts are rotted it's pretty much game over unless you want to weld in a new floor from another car.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-BMW-E28-528i-MOT-failure/333880340982?hash=item4dbcd1b1f6:g:ekUAAOSwKX1gHdPO

I went to drop something at my garage and look what was there.

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I'll take you up to the  highest heights, spread  out the HIAB and have you away

surround you with other broken shite, release your fluids set you free

Cut off your cat and battery, I've got Car-take-back in mind

Those chrome arches I will frisbee, touching the crusher deep inside

Let me scrap your Santa Fe, let me scrap your Santa Fe, yeah

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Let me touch your 'butty hut' just spread your legs what do you say

Come take a trip on my wonder gland, on the back seat later today 

'Lotions of love' rubbed on your council, it'll hurt less if you do it that way

Let me feel your warm gusset, release the strap on your balloon cocoon

I'll put jizz on your face if I don't come to soon

 

J-R-G my Sante Fe, J-R-G my Santa Fe

J-R-G, J-R-G, J-R-G my Sante Fe

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