SteersWithThrottle Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 12 hours ago, Mr Laurence said: All three photos in this ad: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3706305696071831 "1.2 petrol race tuned" fuck RIGHT OFF Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-MX-5-eunos/154313046931 Quote all hard work done oh yeah looks like it!! SteersWithThrottle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezzabsa Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 40 minutes ago, wuvvum said: Iveco camper van for £500. Looks cheap until you look at the MOT fail... JEEZUZ.. Low miles tho....mainly under water I think 18/01/2021 17:37 Fail Mileage: 86,123 miles + 4,290 miles travelled since last MOT. Refusal Notices Parking brake efficiency less than 50% of the required value (1.4.2 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Offside rear leaf spring to axle fixings loose to the extent that relative movement is visible (5.3.1 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Nearside front brake hose ferrule excessively corroded and likely to fail from chassis too flexi at caliper x2 flexi pipes (1.1.12 (f) (ii)) - Dangerous Offside front brake hose ferrule excessively corroded and likely to fail from chassis too caliper x2 flexi pipes (1.1.12 (f) (ii)) - Dangerous Nearside front bumper likely to become detached bumper mount corroded & holed (6.1.4 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Service brake efficiency below requirements (1.2.2 (a) (i)) - Major Offside rear brakes imbalanced across an axle (1.2.1 (b) (i)) - Major Nearside rear parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major Offside rear parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major Offside front windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (3.4 (b) (ii)) - Major Nearside rear stop lamp(s) not working (4.3.1 (a) (ii)) - Major Rear registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of a single lamp or all lamps (4.7.1 (b) (ii)) - Major Offside front upper suspension component ball joint excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i)) - Major Offside exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases tail pipe corroded & holed (6.1.2 (a)) - Major Nearside front brake pipe excessively corroded from flexi too bulkhead (1.1.11 (c)) - Major Nearside brake pipe excessively corroded from flexi in middle too rear (1.1.11 (c)) - Major Nearside brake pipe excessively corroded from flexi in middle too rear 2 pipes (1.1.11 (c)) - Major Rear brake load sensing valve linkage defective and function impaired (1.1.17 (a)) - Major Nearside front integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body out rigger no 1 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no2 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no3 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no5 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no 6 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside front integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body structure corroded & holed nr frt body mount frt of wheel (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside front integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body structure corroded & holed nr body mount above ft wheel (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no1 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no2 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no3 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no4 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no5 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no 6 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Advisory Notices Offside front shock absorbers has slight external damage to the casing (5.3.2 (b)) Nearside rear integral body structure is corroded but structural rigidity is not significantly reduced inner cill corroded & holed (6.1.1 (c) (i)) Offside rear integral body structure is corroded but structural rigidity is not significantly reduced inner cill corroded & holed rear of wheel (6.1.1 (c) (i)) horriblemercedes, Cavcraft, Steviemillar and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 This hopeless shit heap is still going round and round on there, now its down to £400, I'd have thought it would weigh in for more than that https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Roadrunner-1987/124553164316 Quote The interior has been pumped up, unfortunately a lot of the plastic is scarred from the glue Austat, Aston Martin, willswitchengage and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Can you get green tyre-paint? Wood. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-S-Cargo-Great-Promotional-Vehicle/284164124377?hash=item4229806ed9:g:vMkAAOSwwz1fmr-r Cavcraft and anonymous user 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 15 hours ago, willswitchengage said: The expansion tank on that is incredible Or is it an oil catch tank? Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, bezzabsa said: JEEZUZ.. Low miles tho....mainly under water I think 18/01/2021 17:37 Fail Mileage: 86,123 miles + 4,290 miles travelled since last MOT. Refusal Notices Parking brake efficiency less than 50% of the required value (1.4.2 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Offside rear leaf spring to axle fixings loose to the extent that relative movement is visible (5.3.1 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Nearside front brake hose ferrule excessively corroded and likely to fail from chassis too flexi at caliper x2 flexi pipes (1.1.12 (f) (ii)) - Dangerous Offside front brake hose ferrule excessively corroded and likely to fail from chassis too caliper x2 flexi pipes (1.1.12 (f) (ii)) - Dangerous Nearside front bumper likely to become detached bumper mount corroded & holed (6.1.4 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Service brake efficiency below requirements (1.2.2 (a) (i)) - Major Offside rear brakes imbalanced across an axle (1.2.1 (b) (i)) - Major Nearside rear parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major Offside rear parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major Offside front windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (3.4 (b) (ii)) - Major Nearside rear stop lamp(s) not working (4.3.1 (a) (ii)) - Major Rear registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of a single lamp or all lamps (4.7.1 (b) (ii)) - Major Offside front upper suspension component ball joint excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i)) - Major Offside exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases tail pipe corroded & holed (6.1.2 (a)) - Major Nearside front brake pipe excessively corroded from flexi too bulkhead (1.1.11 (c)) - Major Nearside brake pipe excessively corroded from flexi in middle too rear (1.1.11 (c)) - Major Nearside brake pipe excessively corroded from flexi in middle too rear 2 pipes (1.1.11 (c)) - Major Rear brake load sensing valve linkage defective and function impaired (1.1.17 (a)) - Major Nearside front integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body out rigger no 1 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no2 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no3 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no5 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no 6 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside front integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body structure corroded & holed nr frt body mount frt of wheel (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside front integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body structure corroded & holed nr body mount above ft wheel (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no1 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no2 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no3 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no4 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no5 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no 6 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Advisory Notices Offside front shock absorbers has slight external damage to the casing (5.3.2 (b)) Nearside rear integral body structure is corroded but structural rigidity is not significantly reduced inner cill corroded & holed (6.1.1 (c) (i)) Offside rear integral body structure is corroded but structural rigidity is not significantly reduced inner cill corroded & holed rear of wheel (6.1.1 (c) (i)) They could have summed it up far more succinctly by just putting "It's fucked m8". 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bezzabsa Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Just now, Soundwave said: They could have summed it up far more succinctly by just putting "It's fucked m8". Interior good, needs new van!!! LOL cheap enough to rob the engine and box tho......collection could be a pisser at the Mo tho!! Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 14 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said: This hopeless shit heap is still going round and round on there, now its down to £400, I'd have thought it would weigh in for more than that https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Roadrunner-1987/124553164316 Oh dear. That is now cheap enough that I'm going to have to avoid alcohol for the next five days. Supernaut, Stevebrookman, scdan4 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Ok, it's a GLS. But a shit advert and an absurd price. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HILLMAN-HUNTER-GLS-1975-RESTORATION-PROJECT/265036162531?hash=item3db562e5e3:g:CoQAAOSw25dgF-9N Austat, MorrisItalSLX, Cavcraft and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, Soundwave said: They could have summed it up far more succinctly by just putting "It's fucked m8". They already had Supernaut, Fumbler, strangeangel and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Furthered by the picture of the lush* and comfortable* interior: face and Cavcraft 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 BOGOF on Super Snipes https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-Super-Snipe-x-2-car/293980909560?hash=item4472a0aff8:g:oHgAAOSw4RJgFA9x puddlethumper, Cavcraft, Craig the Princess and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1952-HUMBER-HAWK/174593518890?hash=item28a695ad2a:g:DVAAAOSwD4FflvOx Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Marina in Autoshite gold Quote so that's the bad bits out the way, ill now list the good points Quote 4 doors https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EXCELENT-CONDITION-1972-MORRIS-MARINA-1-8-MANUAL-HAD-FULL-RE-SPRAY-LOW-MILES/224336446490?hash=item343b7e841a:g:Zc0AAOSwA8pgGG2X Fumbler, RobT, clayts450 and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-400-Campervan-PROJECT/124548763163 Quote Originally diesel but converted to 1800cc Petrol engine Bet this is a hoot to drive!!! Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 50 minutes ago, Wilko220 said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1952-HUMBER-HAWK/174593518890?hash=item28a695ad2a:g:DVAAAOSwD4FflvOx Having driven one of those I'm going to hazard a guess that that chap was attempting a timed 0-60 run. SpareSnare, BlankFrank, Fumbler and 8 others 2 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 American RV Project Spares or Repair 1984 Winnebago ale Sharo | eBay Winnebago Le Sharo is an anagram of 'Begin Anal Shower' Aston Martin, wuvvum, bigstraight6 and 13 others 3 1 10 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Vauxhall Cavalier MK2 Convertible | eBay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 Club 16V 5 Door Hatchback | eBay 'No air con or radio but it has a lovely sunroof' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: Vauxhall Cavalier MK2 Convertible | eBay You know on eBay they have the section "more items to consider" , I'm just getting cat litter trays, poo bags and skip hire. Cavcraft and SpareSnare 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Rover Metro Grand Theft Auto edition Quote I'm selling this rover metro gta on behalf of a friend who is going through some personal issues at the moment Sounds like the missus didn't approve. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-metro-gta/174619834629?hash=item28a8273905:g:Un4AAOSwO29gDVKE inconsistant, Stevebrookman, phil_lihp and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Quote YOU WILL GET A MILLION TO THE GALLON https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-METRO-DIESEL/164669317124?hash=item26570e6004:g:V6wAAOSwRABgDYZz phil_lihp, MorrisItalSLX, willswitchengage and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Didn't know you could get these in 4WD flavour flave. Toyota COROLLA 1.8-110 4WD - Voitures (leboncoin.fr) MorrisItalSLX, willswitchengage, wuvvum and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Turbo init. Peugeot 604 turbo - Équipement auto (leboncoin.fr) Cavcraft, mk2_craig and Bag'O'Spanners 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 2.0 pez with mega history. https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1307609 2K probably a bit steep, but this would go on for donkeys years if you rust proofed it. Mr Laurence, Supernaut, Tenmil Socket and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 4 hours ago, Asimo said: Can you get green tyre-paint? Wood. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-S-Cargo-Great-Promotional-Vehicle/284164124377?hash=item4229806ed9:g:vMkAAOSwwz1fmr-r When Noddy's car had a bilious attack. I like these but so far have never found one that isn't rotting badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Danterzza said: Didn't know you could get these in 4WD flavour flave. Toyota COROLLA 1.8-110 4WD - Voitures (leboncoin.fr) Never seen a 4WD hatchback I have to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 This is cheap at the moment - in fact if it stays cheap I might end up regretting not buying it instead of the Trafic. They're a good van with the HDI90 engine - not quick but enough power to get out of its own way, and pretty decent on fuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Dear Facebook. Looking at something on Marketplace does not constitute an expression of interest. No shit 🤣 scdan4 and Remspoor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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