Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 This looks alright for (*checks notes) er..... NINE GRAND https://www.facebook.com/groups/campervansales/permalink/3111094862323788/?sale_post_id=3111094862323788 Remspoor, Mr Laurence, puddlethumper and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 It reminds me of something, possibly a stapler LightBulbFun, richardmorris, SteersWithThrottle and 13 others 8 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, anonymous user said: It reminds me of something, possibly a stapler Uncanny even. I wonder whether it was property of a Rexel executive? spartacus, Rovorsche, morrisoxide and 15 others 6 2 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Green Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Cavcraft said: BEDFORD TK 220 EX BT JOINERS TRUCK VERY RARE SWB | eBay Bedford Harlequin? Cavcraft and Remspoor 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezzabsa Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 41 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said: This looks alright for (*checks notes) er..... NINE GRAND https://www.facebook.com/groups/campervansales/permalink/3111094862323788/?sale_post_id=3111094862323788 Donald Trump if he was in the movie "Cars"... Cavcraft, Sham, SteersWithThrottle and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Laurence Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 All three photos in this ad: Â https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3706305696071831 Cavcraft, NorfolkNWeigh, strangeangel and 11 others 1 11 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 His commitment to the Top Dead Centre Fist of Fury in the last pic is impressive- even though he looks like a right prat in a stationary Saxo. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Laurence Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/253157256403479 Mr_Bo11ox, MorrisItalSLX, barrett and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 The last photo of that Saxo looks like a still from 'Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away' and the lad with the pair of wrinkly old bollocks tattooed on his arm is trying to stop them repossessing his car. thebrotherschuckle, Fumbler, Shite Ron and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 10 hours ago, busmansholiday said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-GTI/393112935092?hash=item5b875b5ab4%3Ag%3AWkMAAOSwJDhgExSP&LH_Auction=1 Not quite what it seems. What a pile of shit. That got me looking at prices of 205 GTIs Wow. Buy the original.engine. learn how to. upholster leather. Sell it for £30k Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezzabsa Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Dafuq has been inside that 205?????? Wolverine having a nightmare????? jeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 This looks familiar: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-wartburg-353-project-car/284166741764 Cavcraft and Fumbler 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021  Quote Was running and driving before I striped it    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/265884178261418    spartacus, willswitchengage and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 This would be a fantastic and very picturesque addition to anyone's driveway: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-midi-van-1986/143934759927 Column shift too!!!! WOULD MorrisItalSLX, wuvvum, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 9 hours ago, Mr Laurence said: All three photos in this ad:  https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3706305696071831 Looking at the housing and the approximate location in Derby, I'm guessing he's not got a cushy job at Sinfin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 12 hours ago, busmansholiday said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ariel-Atom-3-2012-Seqential-box/324382236998?hash=item4b86b02146:g:pjIAAOSwh3xeqGIw A mere 30 grand. Absolutely mentally fast. However a trip to Dignitas would be cheaper. mk2_craig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vicar Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/toyota-tercel-1983-american-import/27134646 The want for this is absolutely off the scale! Â Cavcraft, MorrisItalSLX, willswitchengage and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Iveco camper van for £500. Looks cheap until you look at the MOT fail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteersWithThrottle Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 12 hours ago, Mr Laurence said: All three photos in this ad: Â https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3706305696071831 "1.2 petrol race tuned" fuck RIGHT OFF Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-MX-5-eunos/154313046931 Quote all hard work done oh yeah looks like it!! SteersWithThrottle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezzabsa Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 40 minutes ago, wuvvum said: Iveco camper van for £500. Looks cheap until you look at the MOT fail... JEEZUZ.. Low miles tho....mainly under water I think 18/01/2021 17:37 Fail Mileage: 86,123 miles + 4,290 miles travelled since last MOT. Refusal Notices Parking brake efficiency less than 50% of the required value (1.4.2 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Offside rear leaf spring to axle fixings loose to the extent that relative movement is visible (5.3.1 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Nearside front brake hose ferrule excessively corroded and likely to fail from chassis too flexi at caliper x2 flexi pipes (1.1.12 (f) (ii)) - Dangerous Offside front brake hose ferrule excessively corroded and likely to fail from chassis too caliper x2 flexi pipes (1.1.12 (f) (ii)) - Dangerous Nearside front bumper likely to become detached bumper mount corroded & holed (6.1.4 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Service brake efficiency below requirements (1.2.2 (a) (i)) - Major Offside rear brakes imbalanced across an axle (1.2.1 (b) (i)) - Major Nearside rear parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major Offside rear parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major Offside front windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (3.4 (b) (ii)) - Major Nearside rear stop lamp(s) not working (4.3.1 (a) (ii)) - Major Rear registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of a single lamp or all lamps (4.7.1 (b) (ii)) - Major Offside front upper suspension component ball joint excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i)) - Major Offside exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases tail pipe corroded & holed (6.1.2 (a)) - Major Nearside front brake pipe excessively corroded from flexi too bulkhead (1.1.11 (c)) - Major Nearside brake pipe excessively corroded from flexi in middle too rear (1.1.11 (c)) - Major Nearside brake pipe excessively corroded from flexi in middle too rear 2 pipes (1.1.11 (c)) - Major Rear brake load sensing valve linkage defective and function impaired (1.1.17 (a)) - Major Nearside front integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body out rigger no 1 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no2 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no3 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no5 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no 6 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside front integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body structure corroded & holed nr frt body mount frt of wheel (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside front integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body structure corroded & holed nr body mount above ft wheel (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no1 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no2 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no3 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no4 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no5 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no 6 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Advisory Notices Offside front shock absorbers has slight external damage to the casing (5.3.2 (b)) Nearside rear integral body structure is corroded but structural rigidity is not significantly reduced inner cill corroded & holed (6.1.1 (c) (i)) Offside rear integral body structure is corroded but structural rigidity is not significantly reduced inner cill corroded & holed rear of wheel (6.1.1 (c) (i)) Cavcraft, Walter White, Steviemillar and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 This hopeless shit heap is still going round and round on there, now its down to £400, I'd have thought it would weigh in for more than that https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Roadrunner-1987/124553164316 Quote The interior has been pumped up, unfortunately a lot of the plastic is scarred from the glue  Austat, Aston Martin, willswitchengage and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Can you get green tyre-paint? Wood. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-S-Cargo-Great-Promotional-Vehicle/284164124377?hash=item4229806ed9:g:vMkAAOSwwz1fmr-r Cavcraft and anonymous user 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 15 hours ago, willswitchengage said: The expansion tank on that is incredible  Or is it an oil catch tank? Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, bezzabsa said: JEEZUZ.. Low miles tho....mainly under water I think 18/01/2021 17:37 Fail Mileage: 86,123 miles + 4,290 miles travelled since last MOT. Refusal Notices Parking brake efficiency less than 50% of the required value (1.4.2 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Offside rear leaf spring to axle fixings loose to the extent that relative movement is visible (5.3.1 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Nearside front brake hose ferrule excessively corroded and likely to fail from chassis too flexi at caliper x2 flexi pipes (1.1.12 (f) (ii)) - Dangerous Offside front brake hose ferrule excessively corroded and likely to fail from chassis too caliper x2 flexi pipes (1.1.12 (f) (ii)) - Dangerous Nearside front bumper likely to become detached bumper mount corroded & holed (6.1.4 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous Service brake efficiency below requirements (1.2.2 (a) (i)) - Major Offside rear brakes imbalanced across an axle (1.2.1 (b) (i)) - Major Nearside rear parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major Offside rear parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major Offside front windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (3.4 (b) (ii)) - Major Nearside rear stop lamp(s) not working (4.3.1 (a) (ii)) - Major Rear registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of a single lamp or all lamps (4.7.1 (b) (ii)) - Major Offside front upper suspension component ball joint excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i)) - Major Offside exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases tail pipe corroded & holed (6.1.2 (a)) - Major Nearside front brake pipe excessively corroded from flexi too bulkhead (1.1.11 (c)) - Major Nearside brake pipe excessively corroded from flexi in middle too rear (1.1.11 (c)) - Major Nearside brake pipe excessively corroded from flexi in middle too rear 2 pipes (1.1.11 (c)) - Major Rear brake load sensing valve linkage defective and function impaired (1.1.17 (a)) - Major Nearside front integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body out rigger no 1 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no2 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no3 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no5 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no 6 corroded & holed (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Nearside front integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body structure corroded & holed nr frt body mount frt of wheel (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside front integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body structure corroded & holed nr body mount above ft wheel (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no1 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no2 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no3 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no4 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no5 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Offside integral body structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting body outrigger no 6 corroded & holed nr body mount (6.2.2 (d) (i)) - Major Advisory Notices Offside front shock absorbers has slight external damage to the casing (5.3.2 (b)) Nearside rear integral body structure is corroded but structural rigidity is not significantly reduced inner cill corroded & holed (6.1.1 (c) (i)) Offside rear integral body structure is corroded but structural rigidity is not significantly reduced inner cill corroded & holed rear of wheel (6.1.1 (c) (i))  They could have summed it up far more succinctly by just putting "It's fucked m8". Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezzabsa Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Just now, Soundwave said:  They could have summed it up far more succinctly by just putting "It's fucked m8". Interior good, needs new van!!! LOL cheap enough to rob the engine and box tho......collection could be a pisser at the Mo tho!! Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 14 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said: This hopeless shit heap is still going round and round on there, now its down to £400, I'd have thought it would weigh in for more than that https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Roadrunner-1987/124553164316  Oh dear. That is now cheap enough that I'm going to have to avoid alcohol for the next five days. strangeangel, Stevebrookman, Cavcraft and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Ok, it's a GLS. But a shit advert and an absurd price. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HILLMAN-HUNTER-GLS-1975-RESTORATION-PROJECT/265036162531?hash=item3db562e5e3:g:CoQAAOSw25dgF-9N MorrisItalSLX, Spottedlaurel, Cavcraft and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, Soundwave said:  They could have summed it up far more succinctly by just putting "It's fucked m8". They already had  Amishtat, Supernaut, Remspoor and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Furthered by the picture of the lush* and comfortable* interior: Cavcraft and face 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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