Wilko220 Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Get ready for summer, lads Quote Suspected fuel starvation https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-XR3i-CONVERTIBLE-CABRIOLET/274661972823?hash=item3ff3211b57:g:gj0AAOSwPo9gEYEJ willswitchengage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spurious Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 13 hours ago, bezzabsa said: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T DO IT... Have a nosey at HOOVIES garage..he had one of these, and it failed miserably...several times...even by his standards it was bad... Great when running....but for the other 99% of the time a giant Albatross or white whale depending on your history!! https://youtu.be/VdVsbLQvlMM Car Wizard doesn't like them either. They're complex as fuck and I think they're just itching to pull the Visa card out of your wallet. I'd buy a Lexus. At least it's made by Toyota. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LEXUS-LS-430-V8-6-SPD-140K-LSH-PRIV-PLATE-MOT-HPI-CLR-SUPERB-DRIVE-400-460-GS-SC-/303862785258?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colino Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 I know Hoovie and the mechanic go back a long way, but someone who takes a hole saw to a Lambo because he didn't check over a very expensive, second hand part out of a crashed car, cannot diagnose a misfire because the car didn't have a diagnostic port and hates the complexity and poor quality of BMWs but loves modern Land Rovers really isn't a, "mechanic" you can take seriously. SteersWithThrottle and Fumbler 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2374168542897185/?ref=facebook_story_share uk_senator, BL Bloke, Shite Ron and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Wilko220 said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-144-deluxe-classic-volvo-low-mileage-2-owners-from-new/293978561369?hash=item44727cdb59:g:hoUAAOSw-OVf9e5W That's quite a lot of money given its condition... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3986581584718211/?ref=facebook_story_share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteersWithThrottle Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 5 hours ago, Kringle said: What's the gearstick about? Some kind of encrusted jizz moulding of Anneka Rice? Which appears to be attached with blue insulation tape. Also note the reflection in the window; the General Lee as a Reliant Rialto..? Disco Fever, auntiemaryscanary, Remspoor and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Sorry if a repeat, I'm not following this thread at the mo. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-Mk1-2-0L-Zetec-LX-Estate-1996-SPARES-or-REPAIRS/164669236312?hash=item26570d2458:g:GokAAOSwqTVgEEFG LightBulbFun, Cavcraft, Mr_Bo11ox and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 That porno mag car reminds me of my tyre fitting days, there was a local lad with a Transit pick-up (large wooden sides) that collected old papers and magazines for pulping. He used to give us bongo mags all the time, and one day when he came in we tore a few pages out of some and glued them to the side and back of his truck. He didn't realise until he got back to his depot hours later and his boss went fucking mad at him due to the phone calls he'd received. We got a proper bollocking for that too. American Caravan and custom truck | eBay Supernaut, Amishtat, Shite Ron and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 21 hours ago, Rustycarlover said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-735i-2004-low-mileage-lots-of-options/184636337342 seriously tempted by this Worst engine you can get, all the V8 issues and costs without the power. Low mileage though so it might not be that terrible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgetgricey Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 5 hours ago, colino said: I know Hoovie and the mechanic go back a long way, but someone who takes a hole saw to a Lambo because he didn't check over a very expensive, second hand part out of a crashed car, cannot diagnose a misfire because the car didn't have a diagnostic port and hates the complexity and poor quality of BMWs but loves modern Land Rovers really isn't a, "mechanic" you can take seriously. I actually thought his finest hour was trying to blow the Merc gearbox up by putting the wrong fluids in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 X1/9 wannabes in bucks? https://www.facebook.com/groups/544452296073415/permalink/1079362402582399/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steviemillar Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 6 hours ago, colino said: I know Hoovie and the mechanic go back a long way, but someone who takes a hole saw to a Lambo because he didn't check over a very expensive, second hand part out of a crashed car, cannot diagnose a misfire because the car didn't have a diagnostic port and hates the complexity and poor quality of BMWs but loves modern Land Rovers really isn't a, "mechanic" you can take seriously. IIRC The Weeeezard gave Hoovie the choice of either taking the engine out of said Lambo again to rectify the fault or to cut the access hole, he didn’t agree with the hole cutting but ultimately it was the course of action his customer wanted him to take. As regards BMWs of the era he has been burnt with , we all know how needy late 90s/early 00s BMWs can be so it’s not surprising that he dislikes them to be honest, not BMWs finest hour and I’m a committed Beemer licker. I can also relate to his liking of newer Land Rovers as they are superb vehicles when working correctly, owning one gives me the fearz big time though! Can’t comment on the diagnostic plug incident as I missed that vid. I was pretty disappointed in how Hoovie behaved after the transmission oil change mishap on his Merc, no lasting damage (the oils were not too different as was pointed out at the time) and the Weeeeeezard committed to repair any issues that arose FOC and also waived the cost of repairs on quite a few of Hoovies projects too. SiC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Paging @Shite Ron - urgent call for Shite Ron on line two please. https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1306543 Needs some putting back together but £1750 is cheap these days for a whole one. SteersWithThrottle, Austat, Minimad5 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Derbi GP 4stroke125cc Scooter NO RESERVE Spares repairs No keys | eBay 'im too good that's why someone else's bike sleeping in my bedroom hahaha😴😭😂 with all respect I don't wanna say too much so good luck” 'Please please no time-waster I had this before another filthy waste of time I had' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shite Ron Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 51 minutes ago, Skizzer said: Paging @Shite Ron - urgent call for Shite Ron on line two please. https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1306543 Needs some putting back together but £1750 is cheap these days for a whole one. Ooof! That is a lot of car for the money but I really must resist until my garage is finished. Fortunately black with black leather is the worst possible colour combination so I will resist. I would love one though. Skizzer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Judging by the last picture, it seems to be located on some kind of 'Holiday Park'. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/280505733332099/?ref=search&referral_code=undefined Quote 2008 Aixam scouty gtr £2,500 Vehicles Listed 11 weeks ago in South Ockendon, England About This Vehicle Driven 16,850 km Automatic transmission Exterior color: Red · Interior color: Black Fuel type: Gasoline Seller's description Red AIXAM SCOUTY GTR Convertible 2008 year 505 cc Petrol 16850 miles MOT 2 june 2021 £2500 Bad bits, brake lights not working and passenger window. Car is located in South Ockedon. BL Bloke, willswitchengage, Fat_Pirate and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Roy Haynes Finest Hour https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/809579533207696/?ref=search&referral_code=undefined Quote 1975 Rickshaw rickshaw £4,500 Listed 16 weeks ago in Leicester, England Seller's description Electric rickshaw only one in the world. It prototype No tax or m.o.t. need. The battery are gone flat because not used for six months. So selling as spares and repairs More here - https://smallcarsclub.com/catalog/electraction/electraction-rickshaw/ ...and here - https://jalopnik.com/your-crappy-weird-70s-electric-car-of-the-day-the-ele-1822568984 LightBulbFun, spartacus, Skizzer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 4 hours ago, Cavcraft said: That porno mag car reminds me of my tyre fitting days, there was a local lad with a Transit pick-up (large wooden sides) that collected old papers and magazines for pulping. He used to give us bongo mags all the time, and one day when he came in we tore a few pages out of some and glued them to the side and back of his truck. He didn't realise until he got back to his depot hours later and his boss went fucking mad at him due to the phone calls he'd received. We got a proper bollocking for that too. American Caravan and custom truck | eBay Quote can be driven on a car licence and the gross weight of the truck and caravan is 4.7 tonnes So it can't be driven on a car licence. At least one after 1997 anyway. Also, what really irks me about that (apart from the Iv*co) is that it's not even a 5th wheel style trailer. It's a bloody draw bar and it looks like they just welded a towing ball onto the chassis of the Iv*co above the rear axle. It looks so incredibly shonky. In that first photo I initially thought they'd disconnected the caravan and driven the tow vehicle forwards a couple of feet, but look closely and you realise that's the caravan connected to it! It looks like complete wank. SteersWithThrottle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 50 minutes ago, Sheefag said: Judging by the last picture, it seems to be located on some kind of 'Holiday Park'. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/280505733332099/?ref=search&referral_code=undefined That looks like it should have Barbie sat in it. spartacus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 6 hours ago, Sheefag said: Judging by the last picture, it seems to be located on some kind of 'Holiday Park'. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/280505733332099/?ref=search&referral_code=undefined South Ockendon has some of the UK’s largest mobile holiday home enthusiast areas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Should a sellers name put you off buying something? Asking for a friend. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-SR500-1983-Original-condition-spares-repairs/224326807941?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3Dbf116a895c78487eaaa6e368b3748db4%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D174609389682%26itm%3D224326807941%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Ac33822c7-6200-11eb-8f41-eed475ad0bc6|parentrq%3A4cf89e761770a9bdb1b7db30ffff833a|iid%3A1 Amishtat, davocano, Dick Longbridge and 12 others 1 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 8 hours ago, Sheefag said: Judging by the last picture, it seems to be located on some kind of 'Holiday Park'. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/280505733332099/?ref=search&referral_code=undefined Its been for sale for 10 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 11 hours ago, Shite Ron said: Ooof! That is a lot of car for the money but I really must resist until my garage is finished. Fortunately black with black leather is the worst possible colour combination so I will resist. I would love one though. Perhaps Sir would prefer yellow? Taxed, but no MOT history, so presumably unused for a long time. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars-barn-finds/254848913466?hash=item3b562dd03a:g:73MAAOSwPk5f5j~b spartacus, Shite Ron, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteersWithThrottle Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Asimo said: Perhaps Sir would prefer yellow? Taxed, but no MOT history, so presumably unused for a long time. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars-barn-finds/254848913466?hash=item3b562dd03a:g:73MAAOSwPk5f5j~b Looking at the seller's feedback profile, I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. Shite Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shite Ron Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Asimo said: Perhaps Sir would prefer yellow? Very much so, as I said further back in the thread this car looks fantastic, the seller less so. The advert rings too many alarm bells. I am stupid but not that stupid! SteersWithThrottle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Godawful advert, but Turbo D Xantia with an mot until the end of the year for £450. Remspoor, 320touring, Retr0naut and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrett Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Ssshhhhh! don't draw attention to it. Most important, it's a 'Cheryl' !! One of only three or four I've ever seen. Lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 That looks mega. What on earth is a 'cheryl' though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 19 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said: That looks mega. What on earth is a 'cheryl' though? Is it one of those where after you've sped it up, you need to slow it down? Dabooka, BL Bloke and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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