hairnet Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 2 hours ago, strangeangel said: Not nearly as shiny, but just as appealing in its own way, is this magnificent old warrior: Tree fiddy! What are you waiting for?? for 500 blip id buy this https://www.kaidee.com/product-360122601 https://img.kaidee.com/prd/20201230/360122601/b/3ca60816-435e-41e2-a663-623adf1c9ce2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 BARN FIND Rover 827Si Honda V6 Great History MUST BE SAVED 800 Series | eBay 'Come back and join us next week on Rover Hunt?' worldofceri, Shite Ron, TrabbieRonnie and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Vintage retro classic cadet 10 | eBay 'comes with kath kidston flooring that is still boxed up' worldofceri, Burnside, Split_Pin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Meanwhile in Stoke, a man is offering a bowler hat to his car Mitsubishi Shogun LWB Automatic 2800 Spares or Repair | eBay Mr Laurence, richardmorris, Coprolalia and 13 others 1 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/684206378891290/?ref=product_details&referral_code=undefined MG Maestro EFI! Interesting way of securing the boot. worldofceri, Shite Ron, crad and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Ford Cargo horsebo11ox. With 110bhp and a 4-speed gearbox it's not going to be a ball of fire, but these are normally a decent enough steer for an old lorry (as long as they have PAS - some of the early ones didn't). mk2_craig, Semi-C, Vantman and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 On 1/13/2021 at 10:14 PM, SteersWithThrottle said: The correct engine in a Transit County is the Essex, much better than some rattley old oil burner. On 1/13/2021 at 10:11 PM, Cavcraft said: Ford transit county 4x4 camper | eBay OH FUCKING NO. That looked like this at FOTU 2019. What fucking arsecunt ruined that? Fumbler, RoadworkUK, Shite Ron and 17 others 5 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Quote VERY CHEAP TO INSURE AND WITH LPG AT ROUGHLY THE HALF PRICE OF PETROL ITS PROBABLY CHEAPER TO RUN THAN A FIESTA I think you need to get the fuel consumption checked on your Fiesta. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STUNNING-1980-ROLLS-ROYCE-SHADOW-2-LPG-PETROL/254832363001 morrisoxide, spartacus, Cavcraft and 6 others 6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaughant Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 23 hours ago, sierraman said: I can guarantee if I saw this I’d think it’s owned by someone who cashed in a £5,000 endowment policy and manages a pub with a flat roof. Drives a Mercedes S-class but pays for the gas and electric on a card £5 a time at the post office. I am reading this on a skiving shit break in work and can guarantee I'm actually laughing out loud, especially about the flat roof bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Absolute gold. I reckon all of us over 40 know someone like that, driving a biggish merc /bmw/lexus who still thinks it's a rich man's car after all these years when the 18yr old gap year barmaids fiat 500 is worth double what the landlords motor is. Classic. To add to the stereotype: - long hair, even if bald on top, some sort of facial hair, smokes rollies -married to a blonde barmaid who was a sort in her day but now is like his car, well past its best -boy in prison/alchy/drug problem, too much time unsupervised as a teenager with access to alcohol, your parents owned a pub which = naturally popular, wrong crowd etc -covid has killed off any hope of resurrecting the pub after a 20 minute slot with Tom Kerridge on BBC promoting the place, hence the sale of the "big" car, cheers Boris. - he will cry when sold and drive a daewoo matiz, but the blonde will stay, they've seen hard times before and stayed together. - inherits £5000 from an unknown uncle, straight out to buy above car, back in the big time. Possibly.... Coprolalia, eddyramrod, Brodders and 6 others 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 1 hour ago, vaughant said: I am reading this on a skiving shit break in work and can guarantee I'm actually laughing out loud, especially about the flat roof bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Absolute gold. I reckon all of us over 40 know someone like that, driving a biggish merc /bmw/lexus who still thinks it's a rich man's car after all these years when the 18yr old gap year barmaids fiat 500 is worth double what the landlords motor is. Classic. To add to the stereotype: - long hair, even if bald on top, some sort of facial hair, smokes rollies -married to a blonde barmaid who was a sort in her day but now is like his car, well past its best -boy in prison/alchy/drug problem, too much time unsupervised as a teenager with access to alcohol, your parents owned a pub which = naturally popular, wrong crowd etc -covid has killed off any hope of resurrecting the pub after a 20 minute slot with Tom Kerridge on BBC promoting the place, hence the sale of the "big" car, cheers Boris. - he will cry when sold and drive a daewoo matiz, but the blonde will stay, they've seen hard times before and stayed together. - inherits £5000 from an unknown uncle, straight out to buy above car, back in the big time. Possibly.... So true. Son a recovering heroin addict with a solitary tear tattooed under his eye. Wife is orange with a face like Roy Rogers saddle bag and a voice made dry by a 40 a day habit. Stinks of fried food. Spends at least £80 a week on bingo. Smokes Ducados or West fags (those cheap high tar fuckers that are £25 for 200 in Tenerife). Kringle, Amishtat and vaughant 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/864412010798923/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/310438176943000/ Shite Ron, Fumbler, Wilko220 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Shove your 4x4.. For OMGSNOKAOS this is it https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/249356146541763/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=undefined spartacus, worldofceri, Coprolalia and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Arty foto to catch your attention... Yep(potato cam) A bloke fishing to show how practical it is or not... yep many many photos... yep https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/247726006795852/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=undefined MorrisItalSLX, spartacus, worldofceri and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1388640608134911/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=undefined Burnside and MorrisItalSLX 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Lotto win 1987 Vauxhall Cavalier £99,999... Check Multi use steering wheel lock... Check https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/152855563100683/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=undefined worldofceri, Shite Ron, Cavcraft and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Mazda MX with a roof and enough cylinders. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MADZA-MX3-1-8-V6-abs-1845cc-1992-motd-up-and-comming-classic-NO-RESERVE-AUCTION/254835402633?hash=item3b555fa789:g:1nMAAOSw0Z1fqbkt cort16 and Burnside 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Jimny-RV-Ultimate-UK-Solo-Camper-Explorer/233856852516?hash=item3672f46224:g:oYsAAOSwKdxf~ZJe bigstraight6, DVee8, HarmonicCheeseburger and 5 others 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 ^^ so id have to do a sooty and sweep and knee down in the back of that :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezzabsa Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, hairnet said: ^^ so id have to do a sooty and sweep and knee down in the back of that think anyone would, and where do you sleep?????????????????? spartacus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 4 hours ago, DVee8 said: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1388640608134911/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=undefined Princess Anne had one of those horriblemercedes, alcyonecorporation, Remspoor and 2 others 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcyonecorporation Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 20 hours ago, Supernaut said: Aye, just an old Proton. I know we like these round here. But... https://www.gumtree.com/p/lada/lada-proton/1394725538 Also yes. The seller thinks it's a "Lada Proton". J REG PROTON IT MUST BE SAVED [ps: wasn't 'LadaProton' or 'ProtonLada' the name of the fruitcake poster who used to ramble on about these? What a Saga...] Burnside, Supernaut and Coprolalia 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 22 minutes ago, bezzabsa said: think anyone would, and where do you sleep?????????????????? That's what I was wondering. Aimed at dwarves perhaps? Bet it handles dreadfully too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 20 hours ago, Cavcraft said: Vintage retro classic cadet 10 | eBay 'comes with kath kidston flooring that is still boxed up' What car is that in the picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Absolutely no idea, captain, would assume they're next door to whoever is selling the caravan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Lotus Excel for a guess. I don't understand folk not giving some idea of what they want for a car. I could be interested in that beige Cavalier with the red top but I can't even begin to imagine what it would be like to deal with somebody who won't give a price. Presumably he wants crazy money for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, spartacus said: Lotus Excel for a guess. I don't understand folk not giving some idea of what they want for a car. I could be interested in that beige Cavalier with the red top but I can't even begin to imagine what it would be like to deal with somebody who won't give a price. Presumably he wants crazy money for it. There's 2 things that reduce the value for me personally, the carbs. Why the fuck? Surely the XE is better on injection. And if it needs more, surely some fancy throttle bodies are more appropriate? spartacus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 1 minute ago, New POD said: There's 2 things that reduce the value for me personally, the carbs. Why the fuck? Surely the XE is better on injection. And if it needs more, surely some fancy throttle bodies are more appropriate? Yeah, TBH I wasn't paying that much attention. The idea of a semi-quick 'old school' car appeals though. You're right, injection would be much more preferable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina door handles Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 51 minutes ago, Rod/b said: What car is that in the picture? Looks like a Lotus Eclat or Elite judging by the a pillar being silver rather than body colour. Shite Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezzabsa Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 another FB find Taxi sir??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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