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1 minute ago, Ford Prefect said:

1987 Maestro 1.3L anyone?

£750 (open to offers), MOT to July 2021, 57,000 miles, no headlining, spares or repair, and two mean looking dogs in the background.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/257687699119255/?ref=product_details&referral_code=undefined

I'll only consider it if those natty wheel trims are included

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Quite an old ad, so no idea if it's still for sale, but this looks lovely, with a pleasingly blue interior. I'd almost consider putting aside my prejudice against giffermatic transmissions for this!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1549070021942775

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2 hours ago, strangeangel said:

Not nearly as shiny, but just as appealing in its own way, is this magnificent old warrior:

 

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Tree fiddy! What are you waiting for??

 

for 500 blip id buy this

https://www.kaidee.com/product-360122601

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On 1/13/2021 at 10:14 PM, SteersWithThrottle said:

The correct engine in a Transit County is the Essex, much better than some rattley old oil burner.

  

On 1/13/2021 at 10:11 PM, Cavcraft said:

 

 

OH FUCKING NO. 

Rusty Old Rubbish: FOTU 2019: Classic Parking Top Ten

That looked like this at FOTU 2019. What fucking arsecunt ruined that?

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VERY CHEAP TO INSURE AND WITH LPG AT ROUGHLY THE HALF PRICE OF PETROL ITS PROBABLY CHEAPER TO RUN THAN A FIESTA

I think you need to get the fuel consumption checked on your Fiesta. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STUNNING-1980-ROLLS-ROYCE-SHADOW-2-LPG-PETROL/254832363001

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23 hours ago, sierraman said:

 

I can guarantee if I saw this I’d think it’s owned by someone who cashed in a £5,000 endowment policy and manages a pub with a flat roof. Drives a Mercedes S-class but pays for the gas and electric on a card £5 a time at the post office.
 

I am reading this on a skiving shit break in work and can guarantee I'm actually laughing out loud, especially about the flat roof bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

Absolute gold. 

 

I reckon all of us over 40 know someone like that, driving a biggish merc /bmw/lexus who still thinks it's a rich man's car after all these years when the 18yr old gap year barmaids fiat 500 is worth double what the landlords motor is. 

 

Classic. 

 

To add to the stereotype:

- long hair, even if bald on top, some sort of facial hair, smokes rollies

-married to a blonde barmaid who was a sort in her day but now is like his car, well past its best

-boy in prison/alchy/drug problem, too much time unsupervised as a teenager with access to alcohol, your parents owned a pub which = naturally popular, wrong crowd etc

-covid has killed off any hope of resurrecting the pub after a 20 minute slot with Tom Kerridge on BBC promoting the place, hence the sale of the "big" car, cheers Boris. 

- he will cry when sold and drive a daewoo matiz, but the blonde will stay, they've seen hard times before and stayed together. 

- inherits £5000 from an unknown uncle, straight out to buy above car, back in the big time. 

 

Possibly.... 

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1 hour ago, vaughant said:

I am reading this on a skiving shit break in work and can guarantee I'm actually laughing out loud, especially about the flat roof bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

Absolute gold. 

 

I reckon all of us over 40 know someone like that, driving a biggish merc /bmw/lexus who still thinks it's a rich man's car after all these years when the 18yr old gap year barmaids fiat 500 is worth double what the landlords motor is. 

 

Classic. 

 

To add to the stereotype:

- long hair, even if bald on top, some sort of facial hair, smokes rollies

-married to a blonde barmaid who was a sort in her day but now is like his car, well past its best

-boy in prison/alchy/drug problem, too much time unsupervised as a teenager with access to alcohol, your parents owned a pub which = naturally popular, wrong crowd etc

-covid has killed off any hope of resurrecting the pub after a 20 minute slot with Tom Kerridge on BBC promoting the place, hence the sale of the "big" car, cheers Boris. 

- he will cry when sold and drive a daewoo matiz, but the blonde will stay, they've seen hard times before and stayed together. 

- inherits £5000 from an unknown uncle, straight out to buy above car, back in the big time. 

 

Possibly.... 

So true. Son a recovering heroin addict with a solitary tear tattooed under his eye. Wife is orange with a face like Roy Rogers saddle bag and a voice made dry by a 40 a day habit. Stinks of fried food. Spends at least £80 a week on bingo. Smokes Ducados or West fags (those cheap high tar fuckers that are £25 for 200 in Tenerife). 

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