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6 hours ago, BeEP said:

If only @TheDoctorhadn't just bought the Punto...  MOT to Oct and only £225

https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/suzuki-wagon-r-estate-2002-manual-1298-cc-5-doors/1394711379

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where is this located??? always had a hankering for one of these..if only for the novelty value of throwing 16" alloys on one!!

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Just now, bezzabsa said:

where is this located??? always had a hankering for one of these..if only for the novelty value of throwing 16" alloys on one!!

OK i've put glasses on..Bury St Edmonds....280mile round trip...shite & buggery!!

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34 minutes ago, sierraman said:

I don’t know why you’ve asked, if I ran these sort of questions past the wife I’d be driving a fucking Renault Scenic or some such shit by now. 

Mistake I made , in the past I've just bought cars and Mrs wack has coped with them , the last 2 I bought to fit her profile and hated them so when the E280 came up I took her at her word

It  has to be a 4 door and the AC working 

As I was backing all 5m of it on the drive I think she regretted not being more specific :D

 

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7 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said:

About 5 years ago, I could spend hours looking at 124s in various colours, trims and shapes.  The greatest point of interest was just how different they could be.  Beryl Blue S124 badged as a TE? Yum.  #249 Malachite Green Saloon?  Delicious.  Bornite Metallic S124 with Blue Leather and Walnut, as good as it gets.  Almost infinite options to geek out over.  

Sadly, I fear the good ones are now all sat at Charles Ironside for over £10,000.

BUT - the odd peach still crops up at an attainable price.

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512 Almandine Red C124.  

You won't get the Ironside treatment, but nor will they charge you the same!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MERCEDES-C124-300CE-COUPE-IN-ALMANDINE-RED-M103-JUST-SERVICED-RARE/184612661502

I’d buy that if I was looking for a new car. Presumably the numberplate is c3 ooc? That’s the only thing I’d change immediately. Good price I think.

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1 hour ago, egg said:

Someone on 'ere might appreciate these.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/254424439443140

 

For Bornite to help himself prepare for the Volvo's appearance up his council?

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Big money but wonderful Transit

 

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1988 F ford transit 120 swb panel van classic mk3 85k mint condition | eBay

 

It's clearly got the wrong engine fitted though

 

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One Off Mercedes-Maybach S600/ Lorisner Classic Two Tone Replica + Private Plate | eBay

 

'This can be a beautiful and unique wedding car'

 

Just by setting fire to the fucking abomination?

 

'If you do not want to pay £150k to buy the new Mercedes -Benz Maybach S600/Lorinser luxury vehicle

 

Then you're highly unlikely to want a hideously crayoned 210,000 miles S320 diesel?

 

Verdict: HORIFFIC.

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Bless me turbo nonce father, for I have sinned

 

Movie Scene Recreation- Hail Cesar- Confession Booth Scene — Andrea Palaia

 

'Worry not, young man, because the flesh is weak and the heart is deceitful'

 

Catholic Confessional Images, Stock Photos & Vectors | Shutterstock

 

'It's worse than that, cock'

 

What's Right - Movie Clip from Hail Caesar at WingClips.com

 

'Feare not, for what thine imparts to me will remain untold to others and God will forgive you for your sins'

 

Confession Stock Photo - Download Image Now - iStock

 

'Erm, I've bought a Ford Transit mobile confessional box'

 

Confessions of an All to All Advocate - Larry Fondren (TABB) - Friday  Newsletter

 

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The Seal of the Confessional

'Praise the Lord, young man, for you are a true disciple of His great work and you will be rewarded in heaven above'

 

Tips for remembering your sins during confession - Our Sunday Visitor

 

'It's got a petrol engine, father'

 

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Father Dave Smith is the boxing priest who fights for his beliefs | Boxing  News | Sky Sports

 

Ford transit county 4x4 camper | eBay

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28 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

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One Off Mercedes-Maybach S600/ Lorisner Classic Two Tone Replica + Private Plate | eBay

 

'This can be a beautiful and unique wedding car'

 

Just by setting fire to the fucking abomination?

 

'If you do not want to pay £150k to buy the new Mercedes -Benz Maybach S600/Lorinser luxury vehicle

 

Then you're highly unlikely to want a hideously crayoned 210,000 miles S320 diesel?

 

Verdict: HORIFFIC.

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1 minute ago, Cavcraft said:

Bless me turbo nonce father, for I have sinned

 

Movie Scene Recreation- Hail Cesar- Confession Booth Scene — Andrea Palaia

 

'Worry not, young man, because the flesh is weak and the heart is deceitful'

 

Catholic Confessional Images, Stock Photos & Vectors | Shutterstock

 

'It's worse than that, cock'

 

What's Right - Movie Clip from Hail Caesar at WingClips.com

 

'Feare not, for what thine imparts to me will remain untold to others and God will forgive you for your sins'

 

Confession Stock Photo - Download Image Now - iStock

 

'Erm, I've bought a Ford Transit mobile confessional box'

 

Confessions of an All to All Advocate - Larry Fondren (TABB) - Friday  Newsletter

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

The Seal of the Confessional

'Praise the Lord, young man, for you are a true disciple of His great work and you will be rewarded in heaven above'

 

Tips for remembering your sins during confession - Our Sunday Visitor

 

'It's got a petrol engine, father'

 

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Ford transit county 4x4 camper | eBay

The correct engine in a Transit County is the Essex, much better than some rattley old oil burner.

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10 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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One Off Mercedes-Maybach S600/ Lorisner Classic Two Tone Replica + Private Plate | eBay

 

'This can be a beautiful and unique wedding car'

 

Just by setting fire to the fucking abomination?

 

'If you do not want to pay £150k to buy the new Mercedes -Benz Maybach S600/Lorinser luxury vehicle

 

Then you're highly unlikely to want a hideously crayoned 210,000 miles S320 diesel?

 

Verdict: HORIFFIC.

Sometimes a ‘one off’ isn’t always a good thing, Fred West was a one off. 

I find it a bit tragic reading through the description, it’s a one owner so he’s bought it new if I read that right, so obviously a man of means at that point, then 15 years later he’s reduced to driving pairs of crack heads to the registry office in it. Reading that makes me feel like something has gone badly wrong in his life there. 

It goes on to say how affordable to run it is. It won’t be. If you’ve no money, buy an Astra diesel, not this. 

My sympathy really does run out when he says ‘people look and wonder if it’s a famous person driving...’ I can guarantee if I saw this I’d think it’s owned by someone who cashed in a £5,000 endowment policy and manages a pub with a flat roof. Drives a Mercedes S-class but pays for the gas and electric on a card £5 a time at the post office.

’Extraordinarily fast...’ No, a Ferrari 512 BB is extraordinarily fast. 

‘Recently serviced at Mercedes...’ If you turned up at Mercedes in this they’d tell you to shift it round the back, they’d hand you a quote that looked like a Melbourne telephone number and you’d get your mate who runs a ‘garage’ from a prefab affair round the back of his house to put the wrong oil in it from ECP. 

He rounds it off with ‘you deserve a treat...’ this isn’t a treat, it’s a millstone round your neck.

’I will consider a swap’ - despacito. 

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10 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Big money but wonderful Transit

 

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1988 F ford transit 120 swb panel van classic mk3 85k mint condition | eBay

 

It's clearly got the wrong engine fitted though

 

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A mate had a minibus powered by the 2.0 pinto, it was the unit with the stepper motor on the carb from the Granada. Prodigiously thirsty, driving it to south of France nearly bankrupted him. When he came to sell it nobody wanted to know when you told them it had a 2.0 pinto in it, he ended up raffling it off on EBay to a mosque in Rochdale. 

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11 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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One Off Mercedes-Maybach S600/ Lorisner Classic Two Tone Replica + Private Plate | eBay

 

'This can be a beautiful and unique wedding car'

 

Just by setting fire to the fucking abomination?

 

'If you do not want to pay £150k to buy the new Mercedes -Benz Maybach S600/Lorinser luxury vehicle

 

Then you're highly unlikely to want a hideously crayoned 210,000 miles S320 diesel?

 

Verdict: HORIFFIC.

Is this possibly that  £1500 S-Class that featured on here a couple of months ago? I'm sure it was that colour and had a brown interior like this one. It was pretty bashed up hence why the possible  lower half re-spray.

 

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59 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Is this possibly that  £1500 S-Class that featured on here a couple of months ago? I'm sure it was that colour and had a brown interior like this one. It was pretty bashed up hence why the possible  lower half re-spray.

 

‘Hang on I’ve got some paint, it’s not purple, it’s white will that do?’

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3 hours ago, sierraman said:

 

It goes on to say how affordable to run it is. It won’t be. If you’ve no money, buy an Astra diesel, not this. 

 

 Some of us can't afford to buy an S320 diesel and still have! 

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