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https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1284784

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Check out this curious old thing - A190 Avantgarde that has seemingly had every option box ticked when new

I would love to see something like this preserved for the sake of posterity more than anything else, but I suspect the owner will be waiting a while before he or she gets £1500 for it with a broken gearbox

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I havent bid on a car on ebay for years. But, i chucked on in on this:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1800-Landcrab-Barn-Find-/293817236143

Was in the parts section and sat at very low money all week. I bid £800, but in the last 5 secs it jumped up to £1100. Ah well!!!

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Toyota space cruiser lots of history project barn RARE CAR AND WELL WORTH DIONG

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-space-cruiser-lots-of-history-project-barn-RARE-CAR-AND-WELL-WORTH-DIONG/293828511779?hash=item44698b4823:g:Q8gAAOSwQgVfeav~

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TOP DEFINITION
 
The imaginary sound made when a guy's doinker suddenly gets hard. Most generally caused by a hot female.
Watching her grind the pole, my PP immediately went diong.

I actually really like this and it's nearby. However it's been on sale for months and I'm not sure of the seller's approach of sounding more a cunt as he becomes more desperate to sell.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WOLSELEY-TOURER-RACER-BUGATTI-AUSTIN-TYRES-FORD-ENGINE-PX-BIKES-CARS-WHY/293829670772

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INVESTMENT GRADE VEHICLE

Oh yeah, if friggin Hugh Pugh or Barney McGrew decide to diversify their investment portfolio I'm sure they'll be right on this POS

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9 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

I havent bid on a car on ebay for years. But, i chucked on in on this:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1800-Landcrab-Barn-Find-/293817236143

Was in the parts section and sat at very low money all week. I bid £800, but in the last 5 secs it jumped up to £1100. Ah well!!!

I had a bid on that last time it was on - it only made £920.  Wonder why it didn't sell?

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1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

....I wasn't aware that Audi silver paint was considered a delicacy by our equine friends.  @Tadhg Tiogar are you able to enlighten us?

I wonder if it might be something to do with an iron deficiency....

Some horses will generally try to taste anything to satisfy their curiosity. That might include metallic paint. 

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17 minutes ago, BeEP said:

Impressive failure list back in March though, since when it just qualified for a covid extension on the previous test!

It's a long list but most of them are minor bits.  A couple of bits of welding on the sills (normal for these...) and a new cat look to be the only major points.  

(I'm still not going to buy it though, because I have nowhere to put it.)

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Where's @RichardKso I can show him this and then give him a dead arm?  #YELLOWCAR

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Sweet Jesus

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I love these old things.  New face on an old arse.  It's like Katie Price.  Probably had fewer riders too.

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202010205220209?atmobcid=soc3&fbclid=IwAR0r1Xjhyxkjj1ZZKnHKfPJzWn8rI73IhamrkJp3J3xiQ-okcvbGMedNJQ4&modal=photos

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5 hours ago, The Vicar said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1284784

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Check out this curious old thing - A190 Avantgarde that has seemingly had every option box ticked when new

I would love to see something like this preserved for the sake of posterity more than anything else, but I suspect the owner will be waiting a while before he or she gets £1500 for it with a broken gearbox

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That's the evidence you need to know this it is worth 2/10th of an Aldi Chocolate santa, because it has the chocolateteapot CVT box.  Runafucking way.org 

53k is about 2/3rds of the usual mean time to failure, but advert mentions 2 lady owners, and IAM qualifications and a Merc main dealer, so i rest my case for the prosecution.  Please execute. 

 

 

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Needs attacking with the name on the tank

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-Whizzer-Moped-motorcycle-Ideal-for-fun-or-Shop-window-display-and-Man-cave/293830496515?hash=item4469a99103:g:9~AAAOSwZ5VfrrOY

 

'must have a electrical fault'

 

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Given that it seems to have been wired up by an ecstasy fuelled chimp using the loom from a fucking 1933 kettle, it's hardly surprising.

 

'Classified ad price: £1,200.00'

 

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3 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Cheap floppytop TT in need of some loving.

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I wasn't aware that Audi silver paint was considered a delicacy by our equine friends.  @Tadhg Tiogar are you able to enlighten us?

I worked with a lass who had spent a summer counting Dartmoor Ponies, on Dartmoor of all places.  The ponies had gnawed the paint from the bonnet of her Volvo V90 like very very big squirrels.

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1 hour ago, New POD said:

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That's the evidence you need to know this it is worth 2/10th of an Aldi Chocolate santa, because it has the chocolateteapot CVT box.  Runafucking way.org 

53k is about 2/3rds of the usual mean time to failure, but advert mentions 2 lady owners, and IAM qualifications and a Merc main dealer, so i rest my case for the prosecution.  Please execute. 

 

 

Just love the last paragraph in the description,

"I am looking for a good home for her and have priced her at £1,500 accordingly. The MoT runs out on 21/11/2020. I need a car so I’ve sadly had to replace her."

I know a good home for it, there's plenty of local scrappies who'll give her £15 for it.

 

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