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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-corsa-b-1-4-sleeper-moddified-road-legal/254772478039?hash=item3b519f8057:g:yegAAOSwiA5fqCSr

 

'It's down as a 1.4 on the v5 document which is in my name, and up to the next owner to change this if they wish too.'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-rover/184526943077?hash=item2af6a9b365:g:tPAAAOSwfmFfp~8L

 

'I have given this car a lick of paint and it looks fine' 

 

Just needs a lick of electrics now

 

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(And a lick of welding)

 

Some of the description is possibly written in Latin, and the item location is 'lacesher'.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Totally-ORIGINAL-BARN-FIND-Ford-Granada/143829045838?hash=item217ce1124e:g:nEQAAOSwimhfmHOm
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20,000 miles 1 owner,  pity it’s an 89 2.0 GL , not really sure what it’s worth. As I’m a tightwad I don’t see it as much as the starting bid. But Im sure in 10 years  it will be worth a fortune. 

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44 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

 

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3393213714088181/

Here's your chance to become the RAYMANBOY you always dreamed of being for just £1095

 

 

Amazing, but no speak of randomness like his wafes balls or subservient piano tuners. I'm assuming RAYMANBOY has sadly passed or is still trying to hawk a desert in a home by sounding like Rowley Birkin QC


  

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7 hours ago, willswitchengage said:

This advert is pretty much the archetype of the opportunist and incompetent bullshit that goes for classic/retro car sales these days. Some old biddy's vehicle gets hoovered up by somebody who owns an iPhone camera, a pressure washer and a vaguely tidy workshop and has read the first line of the original sales invoice.

This can be condensed to the more succinct 'This is a rusty, high mileage vehicle that I have cleaned'.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Red-Volvo-240-GL-Estate-2-3cc-Excellent-Condition-Inside-and-Out/184525569070?hash=item2af694bc2e:g:ZYEAAOSw5T5fpr6a

 

Give him some credit for his freshly badly rattle canned bonnet slam panel and rear arches that stevie wonder can see from a darkened room and the stains on the unstained passenger seat that is part of the immaculate interior. 

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1 hour ago, Asimo said:

Presumably this Cadillac is a Vectra at heart? Shame it's not got more engine.

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202010265436487

It's a Saab 9-3 at, well, pretty much everything except the boot and bonnet.  They did do these with the 2.8 V6 from the Vectra VX-R, but they're few and far between.  Most of them seem to have got the 1.9 Fiat diesel.

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I've posted this elsewhere but I really think it deserves a wider audience, so that everyone can appreciate it for the absolute bucket of dog wank that it is.

 

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DISCLAIMER : I didn't do any of the modifications

 


 

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There is a PSA 1.9 tdi engine fitted with the radiator at the front

 


 

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It is not a split screen - the bar on the windscreen is one of the bits of tat stuck to it.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T2b-1976-Late-Bay-Camper-Van-Project/284068169181

 

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