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3 hours ago, Soundwave said:

Never understood the "I will scrap it if I don't get £xxx" mentality. Surely if you're prepared to scrap it, anything above scrap price is a win? Or are people THAT bitter that they'd rather scrap a car and get less money than see someone else get a good deal?

I think he's been 'outed' now by someone asking where he can £310 for a scrap Mondeo.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-2-5-di-1991-h-reg-twin-wheel/124384378230?hash=item1cf5e2fd76:g:rIgAAOSwAyNfhtFv

 

'chassis has had some welding in its life'

 

It's a Ford Transit, M8, if you just show it a picture of some rain it'll start falling apart.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-LT35D-mm-1-chassis-cab/224194108690?hash=item3433029d12:g:OHEAAOSwUyZfhv77

 

' it was owned by a vw specialist who’s clearly looked after it'

 

'someone has removed body not very tidily from rear cross member so ends of this will need sorting'

 

'rear lights went with body'

 

'passengers seat is missing'

 

'headlining is ripped'

 

'the engine is using coolant I believe it’s the head gasket'

 

Thank FUCK it was clearly looked after.

 

 

 

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Zetor-6718-tractor/133547967853?hash=item1f1814456d:g:Ug4AAOSw22ZfiJUT

 

It's in Malpas, so you'll have to sign the V5 yourself as it's difficult with webbed fingers.

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Delightfully shonky Acclaim with an even shonkier ad. No description, but comes complete with optional mismatching tyre sizes and a comprehensive history including a whole two receipts and a single piece of advertising literature they're hoping you''ll mistake for a handbook.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/634695530747517/

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renault-master-static-man-cave-or-campervan-21l-diesel-mwb-non-runner-as-needs-new-engine-fitted/1361975927

Utter BARGAIN

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EVEN THOUGH ITS NON-RUNNER, SPARES & REPAIRS NEEDING NEW ENGINE, HOWEVER CAN ALSO BE USED AS A MAN CAVE HIDEAWAY, EXTRA STATIC PARKING SPACE HOUSEHOLD STORAGE.....ETC, SALE IS FOR VAN ONLY AND THE MATTRESSES, OTHER MATERIALS AND CASSETTE TOILET IS NOT INCLUDED

SORN AT THE MO' DUE TO VAN SLIGHT IMPACT WITH THIRD PARTY HARDLY VISIBLE CAUSING SIDE DOOR TO FALL 

£5995 ovno WORTH OVER £8995 WHEN BACK ON ROAD AS CAMPER

 

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11 hours ago, sdkrc said:

What a dreamer,  he must be a politician as he’s selling it really well , it’s going to be a cracking reliable motor but I suppose that depends on whether you put a cracking reliable engine in it

everything is there ( apart from the bits he’s keeping) but none of it works

bmw seats that turn into a double bed with a big lump of plywood , you can expect a comfortable nights sleep on that

there has been some accident damage causing the side door to fall off but secured for transport so that’s good

a bit of rust but lets face it you’re not going anywhere in it so not really a problem

Unbelievable 

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2 hours ago, Wack said:

What a dreamer,  he must be a politician as he’s selling it really well , it’s going to be a cracking reliable motor but I suppose that depends on whether you put a cracking reliable engine in it

everything is there ( apart from the bits he’s keeping) but none of it works

bmw seats that turn into a double bed with a big lump of plywood , you can expect a comfortable nights sleep on that

there has been some accident damage causing the side door to fall off but secured for transport so that’s good

a bit of rust but lets face it you’re not going anywhere in it so not really a problem

Unbelievable 

Definitely a fkin dreamer, have you seen what else he is selling... 

RALLY-DACIA MCV LOGAN (64 PLATE) BI-FUEL 898CC NEW CLUTCH & NEW ENGINE LPG (52P/L) JAW-DROPPING!!!

can't link or copy and paste for some fkin reason 

Rally Dacia have a look 🤢🤣🤣🤣🤣

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/\ https://www.gumtree.com/p/dacia/rally-dacia-mcv-logan-64-plate-bi-fuel-898cc-new-clutch-new-engine-lpg-52p-l-jaw-dropping-/1361975960

So he's selling a 6-year-old Logan for more than the price of a new one?  Superb.

There are some gems in the advert too.

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BLACK/RED RACING UPHOLSTERY INTERIOR TO BLEND WITH THE CAR COLOUR

is an optimistic way of describing a set of £9.99 Argos seat covers.

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He is also selling this untested and slightly battered children's electric car for a bargain £180.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-outdoor-toys/toddler-audi-style-remote-control-car-upto-30mph-spares-repairs-damaged-charger-needs-a-charger/1375910762

For context, here's the same car brand new for £85.

https://playactiveuk.co.uk/12v-audi-tt-style-ride-on-car/

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American Escort, only one in the country apparently.... I call bullshit on that.... 99p start with reserve, Coleshill, which is either Warwickshire or Oxfordshire. Would.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Ford-Escort-EXP/274535508736?hash=item3feb976b00:g:wjgAAOSwrmRfiIQ~

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