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hello Madam or Sir... it doesn't matter (!)

We ALL People!

BIOPEOPLE!!!

 I want to introduce myself:

 My name is Mark Molo ... but I'm Russian ...

 Father is a liquidator of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant and was friends with an Englishman from London named Mark - after which I was named ...

 

  I put up for auction 2 Fisherman's NissaN & my boat with two trailers ...

 The proceeds will go to:

 10% on donations ...

 90% I will hire paid attorneys from North London (solicitordot.com) to make Justice triumph !!!

Read the full story at:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233739189278

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/For-sale-Citreon-c15-van/333747448275?hash=item4db4e5e9d3:g:YhkAAOSwIPRff0td

 

'it needs is some new window winders because I've used mole grips instead after they broke'

 

£1,300!

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Things you never thought you'd see in an eBay advert, part 627.2:  Alex Ferguson dressed as wonder woman...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Xtrail-2-2DC-Sport-I-4x4-Sat-Nav-2006/392973019985?hash=item5b7f046b51:g:dWgAAOSwejpff2oO

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This looks suitably awful and has the added bonus of a Presta valve for a door pin thing

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Alto-GL-2005/203132827013?hash=item2f4ba8f585:g:N4wAAOSwTYlffyf5

 

 

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A hateful, rusty, badly made shit arsed lump of diesel engined old wank. And a Jag estate.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-x-type-diesel-estate/114451927987?hash=item1aa5ddd3b3:g:plEAAOSwv2Fffuvg

 

 

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I'd quite like a Pontiac Fiero. Sadly, many of them have been ruined with body-kits.

But the Fakerrari boys ain't trying hard enough! Look what Zimmer did!

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Yep, under that lo-ong bonnet is just a spare wheel (hopefully not spoked)

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Real (ply) wood dash.

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I don't think I knew about these until today, and now I want one. Just so shite, so me.

 https://classiccars.com/listings/find/all-years/zimmer/quicksilver

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Wood and Pickett MG Montego, one of errr.... one apparently, currently just off 3 bags, needs putting back together, but doesn't sound dear to me. Burnley.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mg-montego-turbo-wood-and-pickett-mk1-in-black-1-of-1/174464383095?hash=item289ee33877:g:YVwAAOSwIe5feglE

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Another one of one....doesn't look like a Rover colour to me though, ZS 180. Near @TheDoctor currently £830. TEAM FAT AND BLIND DELIVERY SERVICE AVAILABLE (if we can be arsed)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-ZS-180-1-of-1-colour/184472871861?hash=item2af370a3b5:g:UqYAAOSw6JpfeELE

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Spears or reapers Badermatic Picasso, £41 so far, no reserve, Boston. EML on sometimes, easy, just tape over it eh?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-citroen-xsara-picasso-exclusive-auto-AUTOMATIC-spares-or-repairs/124372708304?hash=item1cf530ebd0:g:EGAAAOSwqMxffx3M

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