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Currently at £2220

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-RENAULT-AVANTIME-3-0-V6-AUTO-81K-MLS-LOTS-OF-HISTORY-MOT-UNTIL-JULY-2021/392908103470?hash=item5b7b25df2e:g:acoAAOSwIZZfV3wF

 

This one's a 3 litre, in Burgundy with cream interior. Perfect. 

 

RECENTLY FOR SOME REASON THE CAR HAS STARTED TO JUMP  OUT OF SECOND GEAR, 

IT MAY NEED A GEARBOX SERVICE OR SOFTWARE UP DATE

THE CAR AS SPARES OR REPAIR ACCORDINGLY.

 

Downgraded to Close to Perfect.

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3 hours ago, bunglebus said:

Why you'd want a boat anchor instead of a 1.6 crossflow I don't know. LHD wouldn't bother me enough to change anything at all

 

The sound more than anything, I love the noise of a 2 litre Escort with a single box exhaust, takes me back to misspent youth putting Cortina engines in random Escorts. Also much torquier than any Kent engine I ever had, no doubt a super sorted 1760 on massive carbs or a Zetec with throttle bodies would be much faster, but to me a standard “RS200” spec Escort is perfect.

Again it’s probably just me but LhD just says ‘ I couldn’t afford a proper one, but this will do”  Obviously not if it’s a Yank or something that was never available in RHD.  Very inconvenient too, getting out at every Peage and car park exit in France annoys me once or twice a year, having to do it all the time and never being able to get my Macdonalds breakfast would be too much. I’ve got rid of cars for much less annoying things before now.

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i was looking at mk1 astras (kadetts) and saw this

https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/opel-ascona-b-1-2s-sr-gasoline-white-f0b6aba8-8c30-9811-e053-0100007f2a78?cldtidx=15&cldtsrc=listPage

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@Schaefft could you ask him how hard to export cause of greek papers

did i mention i might be in the area in a fortnight :D

 

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Lovely.

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I've always lusted after one of these, shame it will go for silly money.

There was one around the corner from me sat rusting away.  My MOT tester knew of said Jag and he fell over the gate looking in wonderment at the Jag, minor fisticuffs where thrown with the owner. Cool story eh? :-D

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-JAGUAR-420G-MK10-2-OWNER-36K-GENUINE-BARN-FIND-STORED-FOR-40-YEARS/143730798768?hash=item217705f0b0:g:yXYAAOSwZdBfWidh

Also nice Mazda and chod in the background 

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1 hour ago, hairnet said:

i was looking at mk1 astras (kadetts) and saw this

https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/opel-ascona-b-1-2s-sr-gasoline-white-f0b6aba8-8c30-9811-e053-0100007f2a78?cldtidx=15&cldtsrc=listPage

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@Schaefft could you ask him how hard to export cause of greek papers

did i mention i might be in the area in a fortnight :D

 

I can tell you without asking him. If it wasnt registered in Germany its basically no different to exporting it from Greece, Which means neither me nor him will have much of a clue, you wont get temporary German plates for it.

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10 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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Catholic Church rejects laws obligating priests to report sexual abuse from confession  box to police as "unacceptable offense" today - CBS News

 

'You did what? Hang on, I'll ask the pope'

 

Reconciliation

 

'He's painted the fucking dash board purple!'

 

Pope Francis laughs as he leaves St Mary's Pro Cathedral during his visit |  The Pope's visit to Ireland, in pictures - News

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-709D-Camper-Van-Motorhome-Bespoke-Interior-12-Months-MOT/274490116516?hash=item3fe8e2c9a4:g:FUAAAOSwphhfWihE

Dear CavProops,

I’ve been married to an amazing woman for nearly 35 years, she has given me 4 wonderful daughters and been my soulmate throughout this time.

Just recently there was a rocky patch when she expressed a desire to buy a VW Camper, we got through this by me taking her to actually look at one and her realising how shit they are.

But now, I’m devastated. All I thought I knew about this woman has been exposed as a tissue of deceit and falsehood, lying next this viper in bed this morning, I showed her something that I thought  might amuse her , no not that .  This trinket laden ex-Asian leather jacket market stall Owner’s van, full of old shit from trendy reclamation yards 
Her response? “ Wow, that’s cool, really quirky. Let’s go and look at it” 

Now, the advice I require is ,  Is a soliciter essential for the first stages of separation or can I wait for the divorce?

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On 9/8/2020 at 10:33 PM, Cavcraft said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-Volkswagen-Polo-Derby-VW-Dub-Rat-look/254711616744?hash=item3b4dfed4e8:g:vjUAAOSwtapfVVEa

 

'When I first bought the car it wasn't in the best of condition'

 

And now it's even fucking worse?

 

'Did you know that soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called ‘Bear’ who wrote telephone hold music?'

Is he on illegal substances mixed up extra strong prescription medication all taken in overdose levels washed down with Absinthe.... £2700 Bin!!!!! 

He's off his fkin head ????

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1 hour ago, Remspoor said:

Just that  on their own website it is listed as a SEAT. There are a number of differences.

Hnnnnnggghh, 

I feel the need to paint the doors yellow to recreate every Airport Taxi from my youth in Spain. 

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