juular Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Supernaut, timolloyd, Rusty_Rocket and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 36 minutes ago, loserone said: ROFL? Well, Peterborough isn't far from North East Norfolk... wuvvum and loserone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 45 minutes ago, Ghosty said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Visa-11RE/124292165345?hash=item1cf063eee1:g:CkEAAOSwEUpfMD28 Needs a little care, but £595 classified is a bloody good price. Given that an antique dealer infamously bought a non-runner at auction for £500...... somewhatfoolish and egg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteersWithThrottle Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Austat said: First time I've heard of an Avante kit car before, VW Beetle based: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233674358326 Seems to share some styling cues, maybe even parts (windscreen?) with the Beetle based Nova kit car. Wonder if the same people were involved? https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C134624 Austat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/opel-ascona-c-tuev-neu-gasoline-red-e2a60da5-b2a8-9f4c-e053-0100007f9c4d?cldtidx=10&cldtsrc=listPage Burnside, Cavcraft and Mr Laurence 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Ooh, a Pajero Mini - I like these. Could be cheap. Must be a catch. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/x/293683737181#viTabs_0 Mr Laurence, MarvinsMom and Burnside 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-turbo-diesel/164333228758?hash=item26430612d6:g:J5sAAOSwwvtfMuAO 'Great investment' £2,250. About as good an 'investment' as a fucking magnet find Halford's 'Apollo' mountain bike that's been at the bottom of the Manchester Ship[ Canal for the last 23 years. Shite Ron, Supernaut and Tamworthbay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-3-0-customised-1978-whale-tail-x-pack-pink-purple/184396711689?hash=item2aeee68709:g:ShgAAOSwJ59fMZ-y 'This was caused by it trying to run away down a slope while on a jack' Kudos for trying again to finish the fucking thing off The fuck are those back lights off, an early-ish Passat? vulgalour and Burnside 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 SCROINGGGGGG! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Zastava-Yugo-311-Classic-car-Barn-Find/233677465231?hash=item366843268f:g:YaMAAOSw6uZfMttH LightBulbFun, Fumbler, Yoss and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-3-0-customised-1978-whale-tail-x-pack-pink-purple/184396711689?hash=item2aeee68709:g:ShgAAOSwJ59fMZ-y 'This was caused by it trying to run away down a slope while on a jack' Kudos for trying again to finish the fucking thing off The fuck are those back lights off, an early-ish Passat? What a shed. Why fuck about with a great car like that? Much as I love well done custom cars that is far from well done in any sense of the word. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor-Traveller-CALIFORNIA-STYLE-DUOTONE-1967-1-8-DIESEL/203074168442?hash=item2f4829e67a:g:zikAAOSwYDVfCE0k Don't look at the interior, FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Smokey-Grey-93-1-9D-VW-T4-SWB-LHD-173-5k-Miles-Unique-Interior-Lots-of-extras/283974353343?hash=item421e30c1bf:g:csoAAOSw38dfK9QE 'My husband & I spent all of lockdown completing the interior...' They didn't state how long this 'lock down' was, by the looks of it probably about twenty five fucking minutes on Monday morning which was enough time to glue some cracked old fence panels together. .'...only to learn that she may need a new EGR valve which we just can't afford.' Did they actually have an EGR on these in 1993? Conrad D. Conelrad, Supernaut and Shite Ron 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 My dad's '93 diesel Montego had an EGR so it's quite possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 38 minutes ago, SteersWithThrottle said: Seems to share some styling cues, maybe even parts (windscreen?) with the Beetle based Nova kit car. Wonder if the same people were involved? https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C134624 AFAIK totally separate from Nova cars, sold around 50. I went to look at one once, seller had welded a 2" steam pipe roll cage in , because he thought it might turn over! Was a red one on here recently, or something very similar. https://motor-car.net/british/item/19056-avante-uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mally said: AFAIK totally separate from Nova cars, sold around 50. I went to look at one once, seller had welded a 2" steam pipe roll cage in , because he thought it might turn over! Was a red one on here recently, or something very similar. https://motor-car.net/british/item/19056-avante-uk Front looks nice, back less so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford Prefect Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 3 hours ago, xtriple said: You ask and shall be given... That looks good! Bet not many ended up like that. The single parallel arm wiper is a nice touch. xtriple 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Laurence Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Has anyone here ever heard of the dealer ‘a-buyers-gallery-of-supercheapies’? Because if you haven’t, then you’re in for a treat. Every single one of their (unpunctuated) ads reads like the ramblings of a lunatic. Below are a few highlights, all quoted verbatim: Quote Im going against all my RULES here to suggest a young lass buys it as I don’t sell to anyone who is under 35 or has no balls Quote NO Cretins On the ad for an automatic Chrysler crossfire: Quote That Growling Sound from the Engine has to be one of the most satisfying Sexual Noises since lovemaking was invented in the 60's*Strictly 2 seater with room for their weekend sex Toys and Lingerie heading for a MUCKY weekend On the same ad (remember, an automatic crossfire): Quote with the assuring quality that it will become a CLASSIC within NO time All three of the following are for the same car: Quote MASTERPIECE LUXURY CRUISER Quote Pure Redneck Quote your Mother will think you've won the lottery Any guesses? Nope. This was on a different, ad, but probably far more apt for the Sebring: Quote disappointment will naturally prey on your mind the rest of your life and make you the most miserable human being in the world Quote PRECIOUSLY RE BUILT AFTER SUFFERING SOME PAST MINOR INJURIES WHILE BEING DRIVEN AT LESS THAN 15 MPH BY OLD LADY (I THINK) CAT S which only means that Mrs Old Lady was probably (maybe) in a supermarket car park after buying her cat Tiddles his cat fodder and was STARTLED BY THE LACK OF WHISKA'S ON THE SHELVES AS THE PANDEMIC HAD WIPED THE NORMALLY BUSTLING AISLES OF TIDDLES FAVOURITE LIP SMACKING GOODNESS, SHE PANICKED (PROBABLY) AND ENDED UP BASHING INTO SUPERMARKET TROLLEYS IN DESPERATION TO FIND URGENT CAT FOOD AS SHE WAS DOWN TO HER LAST 1000th TIN, she muttered to the paramedic who was first on the scene that she hadn't seen supermarket SHORTAGES like that even in WW2 which is hardly surprising because there wasn't any supermarkets then, Mrs Old Lady survived the crash but sadly Tiddles didn't as he couldn't use the tin opener to feed himself while Mrs Old Lady was in a coma.. too bad hey? Every ad is like this. There’s a Picasso with a description that’s just tangent about bin men and all the people who work for him. The car basically isn’t mentioned. Cavcraft, Brodders, Conrad D. Conelrad and 9 others 3 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 41 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor-Traveller-CALIFORNIA-STYLE-DUOTONE-1967-1-8-DIESEL/203074168442?hash=item2f4829e67a:g:zikAAOSwYDVfCE0k Don't look at the interior, FFS. Cavcraft, sdkrc and spartacus 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy - Medhurst Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 On 1/20/2020 at 8:46 PM, strangeangel said: Crispy. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Transit-camper/124043157900 Well a percentage of it is back again..... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-mk1-twin-wheel-chassis-cab-pickup/154041333211?hash=item23dd9435db:g:9-kAAOSwsQpfMcg- Cavcraft, Shite Ron and Burnside 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Laurence Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Lovely launch spec Rover 75 with blue personal line leather https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-connoisseur-2-5-V6-Auto-1999/313177608842 BeEP, Shite Ron, The Vicar and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 3 hours ago, juular said: 6 CD milky changer. That's the best car sales line I've heard all week. spartacus and face 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr Laurence said: Has anyone here ever heard of the dealer ‘a-buyers-gallery-of-supercheapies’? Because if you haven’t, then you’re in for a treat. Every single one of their (unpunctuated) ads reads like the ramblings of a lunatic. Below are a few highlights, all quoted verbatim: On the ad for an automatic Chrysler crossfire: On the same ad (remember, an automatic crossfire): All three of the following are for the same car: Any guesses? Nope. This was on a different, ad, but probably far more apt for the Sebring: Every ad is like this. There’s a Picasso with a description that’s just tangent about bin men and all the people who work for him. The car basically isn’t mentioned. Wasn't there another Rayman Boy's Antique/ Chelsea Dolls House nut job on eBay a few years ago? Maybe he's come back to life with all his absolute bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Ford Prefect said: That looks good! Bet not many ended up like that. The single parallel arm wiper is a nice touch. It did actually look really good to say that I made the front end all on my little fat lonesome out of fibreglass and filler though the splitter had a base of plywood (how ashamed am I?) and made the rear spoiler out of a Richard Grant thing for a mk4 Escort and lots of cutting (to widen it) and various bits of allsorts to get it to sit like that. It was done on a budget to be honest as I paid too much for the base heap (and it was!) and had to buy/build a new engine and do all the floors, suspension and the body. Painted it outside and the rear flairs were off an Alfa 75 Veloce thing, the sideskirts came from a shower surround and the front was whatever I could get my hands on! Got it all legal and promptly blew the engine from arseoles to breakfast time wich was a bit of a gutter as it was tuned 914 motor with twin twinchokes and a hot cam and lots of good bits inside. Sadly the engine I bought to base it on (only used the crank and rods, heads and crankcases) had a slightly bent rod which I didn't spot/check on before I built it. Never mind, sold the engine in bits for more than it cost me and bought a type 4 2 litre piece of shit for £100 and sold the car. When all was said and done, it still drove like a Beetle and I hated it! barefoot and Asimo 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrett Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: ....and the Toyopet Crown was an interpretation of ......? I'd be surprised, given the Crown was launched four years before the Lark. It's like when people say the Datsun Fairlady is a rip-off of the MGB, despite the MGB being launched a year after the Fairlady. Japanese designers definitely copied from Western designs, quite blatantly at times, but by the 1950s they were mostly treading their own path, and more just following the general styling zeitgeist as much as anyone else was timolloyd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Cavcraft said: SCROINGGGGGG! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Zastava-Yugo-311-Classic-car-Barn-Find/233677465231?hash=item366843268f:g:YaMAAOSw6uZfMttH YUGE want. Always loved the rear tailgate on these! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/very-rare-volvo-s80-2.8-twin-turbo-model/1381339138 S80 T6. 52k. £1000. Yes there's a suspected boost leak but how much of a bargain is this?! Burnside and Schaefft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17-Coffees Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Im sure most of us like the Vauxhall Omega right? A nice 3.0 Elite as well. But are they worth £15,000? Granted it looks in showroom condition, but that's serious money! https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1255247 Cavcraft, Burnside and Brodders 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-corsa-hatchback-fully-working/1381294434 Pic won't work. 50k Corsa B for £250. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 https://www.gumtree.com/p/cadillac/2002-51reg-cadillac-stretch-limousine-4.6-v8-white-disco-floor-/1381292064 Socially distanced taxi? LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 https://www.exchangeandmart.co.uk/ad/25448920 1.1, beige, yay. Austat, Shite Ron, Burnside and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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