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On 8/9/2020 at 9:50 PM, Cavcraft said:

Worth a read of the 6,256 amendments to the advert, it's like the sort of reverse of a Gumtree buyer by including all that shit.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VIVARO-VAN-FULL-OF-ALLSORTS-NEW-THINGS-ADDED-DAILY/224104133999?hash=item342da5b56f:g:n40AAOSwbVJfJ8zK

 

Looks like he has done a job on a pawn shop and realised its worth fuck all and included all the stolen loot with the van, which is probably stolen as well. ?

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9 hours ago, spartacus said:

I'm sure it's well nailed together but there's too much going on there. Vulgalour could fill a thread telling us the styling cues used on that car, even an amateur like me can see two or three straight off.

Someone clearly had a thing for 1950s Studebakers

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12 hours ago, UltraWomble said:

 Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.

I read that

re read that

Looked at the photos

And Im still none the wiser WTF

Despite the mess, I can see where they are coming from. On some rear facing child seats there is a vertical metal pole that rests on the floor of the car. It needs to be secure and I doubt the plastic cubby hole lid is strong enough.

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16 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Van-Unfinished-Campervan-Conversion-Project-for-sale-barter-P-X/154041036057?hash=item23dd8fad19:g:apUAAOSwS15fKEMn

 

'Unfinished campervan project'

 

Or, as us normal people call it, a £150 van which is half full of the  bottom of some traffic cones. For £1,260 reserve not met.

Bonus GCSE maths puzzle in the description to give to your kids whilst schools are still closed. HOW MUCH WILL THE VAN BE SOLD FOR?

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Van was purchased by me in order to transform it into an off grid campervan.
Due to a change of schedule I am no longer able to finish it by myself.
I have stripped everything out ,old rust has been cut away, and half the welding has been completed. 
Van needs an additional one week of welding and a brand new MOT.
Selling price in its present condition is £1500,selling it as it is where it is how it is.
I  can add all the additional necessary equipment and materials for another £1500 and they include : 2 layers of airplane grade insulation,  renewable energy kit ( 3 solar panels, 1 inverter,1 wind turbine ,8 batteries) ,gas bottle ,plywood , electrics, plumbing , sink , spare tyre ,roof ladder , chairs ,table ,canopy , wood burner and exhaust , bricks , metal sheets to fire proof area and to finish the welding. 
For an additional £2000 I can arrange all the above to  be fitted accordingly.
Van is in excellent mechanical condition and it has been through a pre MOT which already identified all things that need fixing.
An additional £1000 will be needed for finishing the welding ,new MOT ,wipers ,new diesel tank ,new Cambelt , battery ,etc...
So the total cost of the campervan conversion  project  is  approx £6000 : £1500 purchase  price ,up to date costs and work carried out up to now , £1000 finishing repairs and get MOT, £2000 equipment and materials needed in conversion , and £1500 installation costs .
It has 2 security locks ,rear view video camera for easy parking .
Very affordable & cheap van ,would give excellent value to the person who wants to complete what I started ,OR we can consider ANOTHER Option ?
If the above described costs & pricings are not acceptable, we can perhaps consider a shared use on this van ?...so we set up the campervan as a syndicate or a communal shareholding, and everyone who contributes financially or with labour gets to use the campervan for an amount of time equal to their contribution  .
For example, since the total value of project is £6000 my existing £1500 contribution & investment covers 25% so  I would get to use the campervan for 3 months every year. 
If I want to increase my shareholding I could invest another £1500 and this would give me an additional 3 months=6 months  of use every time ,every year. 
Otherwise ,feel free to buy it outright by yourself with a minimum price of 1500 -up to 6000 based on additional options and extras described above .
I accept Part Exchange, barter ,swaps ,trades ,part payments, offers etc..

 

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53 minutes ago, willswitchengage said:

Bonus GCSE maths puzzle in the description to give to your kids whilst schools are still closed. HOW MUCH WILL THE VAN BE SOLD FOR?

 

This is fantatstic. He;s flogging a shitty old Iveco van ('AS IS WHERE IS') with a rotten half-welded floor and he thinks its a friggin timeshare in Marbella!! You build a fully equipped off-grid motorhome out of his worthless shitty van, and he somehow gets 3 months use of it every year? WHat friggin planet are these people on?

If you were mental enough to take him up on that offer, you just know it would come back absolutley fucked after his 3 months stint (a month late) with him offering a crisp £10 note towards sorting it all out again.

What a tit.

 

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2 hours ago, Austat said:

First time I've heard of an Avante kit car before, VW Beetle based:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233674358326

I used to get kit car magazine before I was erm an engineering student.  I really really wanted one if those. 

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