Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ex-ambulance-part-converted-to-motor-home/233676360384?hash=item3668324ac0:g:FYcAAOSwhhJfMY5j 'We use a blow up bed for sleeping ' Being honest, I'd rather use a blow up girlfriend for shagging, than sleep in this thing. Shite Ron, davocano, Remspoor and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 An eager beaver next to a sceptic tank. It's the sort of thing Jim 'unfunny stupid fat twat' Davidson could make a thousand 'jokes' out of. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Eager-beaver-APFLT-british-army-artic-cab-In-need-of-restoration-ROF/174388128792?hash=item289a57ac18:g:V10AAOSwNmRfMZHy outlaw118, GMcD and Tamworthbay 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Van-Unfinished-Campervan-Conversion-Project-for-sale-barter-P-X/154041036057?hash=item23dd8fad19:g:apUAAOSwS15fKEMn 'Unfinished campervan project' Or, as us normal people call it, a £150 van which is half full of the bottom of some traffic cones. For £1,260 reserve not met. outlaw118 and willswitchengage 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Why do I want this? https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1147813695615846/ LightBulbFun, Bamboocarman, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Scenic-Expression/184396769980?hash=item2aeee76abc:g:uLgAAOSwZRNfMZoX Fairly convinced that some millionaire's shortbread avec scrambled egg is probably quite a unique selling feature. 'Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.' Kowalski, Mr Laurence, willswitchengage and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Ace looking things these and near to @UltraWomble's manor. Iv*co levels of electrical nightmares when quite new though, won't have improved with age. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/motorcycle/324257483021?hash=item4b7f40890d:g:JMMAAOSwGG5fMZhf UltraWomble 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 16 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Scenic-Expression/184396769980?hash=item2aeee76abc:g:uLgAAOSwZRNfMZoX 'Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.' Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support. I read that re read that Looked at the photos And Im still none the wiser WTF spartacus, Yoss, 95 quid Peugeot and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil_lihp Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 That's a terrifying mix of nutty listings, so on one page we can chose from a rusting hulk full of gym floor mats which the seller is proposing a syndicated ownership of, a Fiat Ulysse who's seller seems convinced that they've got a sparkling rare classic and not, one might say, an aging van with windows, soggy carpets and twelve bottles of turtlewax smeared over it, a Renault Scenic with a breeze block stuck to the carpet with expanding foam and a weird electric bike thing you're not allowed to use. I do quite like the Fiat, mind, I'd have that. Cavcraft and scdan4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Tigra-MK1/333681028036?hash=item4db0f06bc4%3Ag%3AeW0AAOSwAClfAfJj&LH_ItemCondition=3000|7000 phil_lihp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-FTO-2-0-V6/124280958013?hash=item1cefb8ec3d%3Ag%3AagkAAOSwr21e~Ppm&LH_ItemCondition=3000|7000 Every time I see one of these I expect it to be piloted by some shaven haired bloke with 'tribal' head/face/neck tattoos and his nan's tights over the back lights. spartacus, SteersWithThrottle, scdan4 and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-VW-BEETLE-1200-project-restoration-spares-repairs-V5-parts/274455328684?hash=item3fe6cff7ac:g:nbcAAOSwqDpfMZ0L BlankFrank, wuvvum, Fumbler and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Austin-Princess-2/193619723280?hash=item2d14a28410:g:U68AAOSwoPdfMaTo Hope they put it in reverse before setting off. Asimo, Mr Laurence, MorrisItalSLX and 5 others 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Proper bike https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/James-Captain-K7-motorcycle-1955/333681100093?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3D4cba5801e17143fb87af1048a396ef44%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D324257483021%26itm%3D333681100093%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109 had a few James but never this model Captain Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanycan Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 On 8/9/2020 at 9:50 PM, Cavcraft said: Worth a read of the 6,256 amendments to the advert, it's like the sort of reverse of a Gumtree buyer by including all that shit. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VIVARO-VAN-FULL-OF-ALLSORTS-NEW-THINGS-ADDED-DAILY/224104133999?hash=item342da5b56f:g:n40AAOSwbVJfJ8zK Looks like he has done a job on a pawn shop and realised its worth fuck all and included all the stolen loot with the van, which is probably stolen as well. ? outlaw118 and Cavcraft 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Utter bonkers-ness https://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/MITSUBISHI/MINICA_TOPPO/700052021330200408003/index.html scdan4, Fat_Pirate, Remspoor and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
155V6 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, egg said: Utter bonkers-ness https://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/MITSUBISHI/MINICA_TOPPO/700052021330200408003/index.html That looks like some sort of toy that you'd put your Peppa Pig figures in. Cavcraft, Remspoor, outlaw118 and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Tamworthbay said: Can I have some of what he has been smoking Maybe that's why he hasn't got ten years ???? wtf is he on about ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Daihatsu Naked https://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/DAIHATSU/NAKED/700050660330200804001/index.html scdan4, willswitchengage, spartacus and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 https://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/TOYOTA/ORIGIN/700040417830200808001/index.html NorfolkNWeigh, Amishtat, Bamboocarman and 19 others 21 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanycan Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 39 minutes ago, egg said: Utter bonkers-ness https://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/MITSUBISHI/MINICA_TOPPO/700052021330200408003/index.html Looks like rover re done the wagon r. Yoss, Remspoor and egg 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 26 minutes ago, egg said: https://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/TOYOTA/ORIGIN/700040417830200808001/index.html and i thought 6k for that lapin was insane fek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 29 minutes ago, egg said: https://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/TOYOTA/ORIGIN/700040417830200808001/index.html I'm sure it's well nailed together but there's too much going on there. Vulgalour could fill a thread telling us the styling cues used on that car, even an amateur like me can see two or three straight off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Price-wise this isn't in bangernomics territory, but this pretty ace for something with only 16,000 miles on the clock: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Viva1300-L-low-miles-16K/333680719447?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225076%26meid%3D3bc94b10e58d4315862bb4f45779c534%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D12%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D124292211941%26itm%3D333680719447%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109 cort16, eddyramrod, Amishtat and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 9 hours ago, spartacus said: I'm sure it's well nailed together but there's too much going on there. Vulgalour could fill a thread telling us the styling cues used on that car, even an amateur like me can see two or three straight off. Someone clearly had a thing for 1950s Studebakers Bamboocarman and spartacus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenmil Socket Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 7 hours ago, Austat said: Price-wise this isn't in bangernomics territory, but this pretty ace for something with only 16,000 miles on the clock: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Viva1300-L-low-miles-16K/333680719447?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225076%26meid%3D3bc94b10e58d4315862bb4f45779c534%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D12%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D124292211941%26itm%3D333680719447%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109 Wow that is lovely. Spot the old can of lager in the boot! Bamboocarman, willswitchengage, Austat and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrett Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 The Origin is a modern interpretation of the original Toyopet Crown, so any similarity to other cars is purely coincidental Yoss, egg, wuvvum and 6 others 6 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 And there's me thinking it was a modern-day Humber Sceptre (with suicide rear doors)... spartacus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 12 hours ago, UltraWomble said: Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support. I read that re read that Looked at the photos And Im still none the wiser WTF Despite the mess, I can see where they are coming from. On some rear facing child seats there is a vertical metal pole that rests on the floor of the car. It needs to be secure and I doubt the plastic cubby hole lid is strong enough. mk2_craig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 16 hours ago, Cavcraft said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Van-Unfinished-Campervan-Conversion-Project-for-sale-barter-P-X/154041036057?hash=item23dd8fad19:g:apUAAOSwS15fKEMn 'Unfinished campervan project' Or, as us normal people call it, a £150 van which is half full of the bottom of some traffic cones. For £1,260 reserve not met. Bonus GCSE maths puzzle in the description to give to your kids whilst schools are still closed. HOW MUCH WILL THE VAN BE SOLD FOR? Quote Van was purchased by me in order to transform it into an off grid campervan.Due to a change of schedule I am no longer able to finish it by myself.I have stripped everything out ,old rust has been cut away, and half the welding has been completed. Van needs an additional one week of welding and a brand new MOT.Selling price in its present condition is £1500,selling it as it is where it is how it is.I can add all the additional necessary equipment and materials for another £1500 and they include : 2 layers of airplane grade insulation, renewable energy kit ( 3 solar panels, 1 inverter,1 wind turbine ,8 batteries) ,gas bottle ,plywood , electrics, plumbing , sink , spare tyre ,roof ladder , chairs ,table ,canopy , wood burner and exhaust , bricks , metal sheets to fire proof area and to finish the welding. For an additional £2000 I can arrange all the above to be fitted accordingly.Van is in excellent mechanical condition and it has been through a pre MOT which already identified all things that need fixing.An additional £1000 will be needed for finishing the welding ,new MOT ,wipers ,new diesel tank ,new Cambelt , battery ,etc...So the total cost of the campervan conversion project is approx £6000 : £1500 purchase price ,up to date costs and work carried out up to now , £1000 finishing repairs and get MOT, £2000 equipment and materials needed in conversion , and £1500 installation costs .It has 2 security locks ,rear view video camera for easy parking .Very affordable & cheap van ,would give excellent value to the person who wants to complete what I started ,OR we can consider ANOTHER Option ?If the above described costs & pricings are not acceptable, we can perhaps consider a shared use on this van ?...so we set up the campervan as a syndicate or a communal shareholding, and everyone who contributes financially or with labour gets to use the campervan for an amount of time equal to their contribution .For example, since the total value of project is £6000 my existing £1500 contribution & investment covers 25% so I would get to use the campervan for 3 months every year. If I want to increase my shareholding I could invest another £1500 and this would give me an additional 3 months=6 months of use every time ,every year. Otherwise ,feel free to buy it outright by yourself with a minimum price of 1500 -up to 6000 based on additional options and extras described above .I accept Part Exchange, barter ,swaps ,trades ,part payments, offers etc.. SteersWithThrottle, Cavcraft, wuvvum and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dabooka Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 43 minutes ago, willswitchengage said: Bonus GCSE maths puzzle in the description to give to your kids whilst schools are still closed. HOW MUCH WILL THE VAN BE SOLD FOR? HarmonicCheeseburger, Cavcraft, Bamboocarman and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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