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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ex-ambulance-part-converted-to-motor-home/233676360384?hash=item3668324ac0:g:FYcAAOSwhhJfMY5j

 

 

'We use a blow up bed for sleeping '

 

Being honest, I'd rather use a blow up girlfriend for shagging, than sleep  in this thing. 

 

 

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An eager beaver next to a sceptic tank. It's the sort of thing Jim 'unfunny stupid fat twat' Davidson could make a thousand 'jokes' out of.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Eager-beaver-APFLT-british-army-artic-cab-In-need-of-restoration-ROF/174388128792?hash=item289a57ac18:g:V10AAOSwNmRfMZHy

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Van-Unfinished-Campervan-Conversion-Project-for-sale-barter-P-X/154041036057?hash=item23dd8fad19:g:apUAAOSwS15fKEMn

 

'Unfinished campervan project'

 

Or, as us normal people call it, a £150 van which is half full of the  bottom of some traffic cones. For £1,260 reserve not met.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Scenic-Expression/184396769980?hash=item2aeee76abc:g:uLgAAOSwZRNfMZoX

 

Fairly convinced that some millionaire's shortbread avec scrambled  egg is probably quite a unique selling feature. 

 

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'Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.'

 

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Ace looking things these and near to @UltraWomble's manor. Iv*co levels of electrical nightmares when quite new though, won't have improved with age.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/motorcycle/324257483021?hash=item4b7f40890d:g:JMMAAOSwGG5fMZhf

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16 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Scenic-Expression/184396769980?hash=item2aeee76abc:g:uLgAAOSwZRNfMZoX

'Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.'

 Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.

I read that

re read that

Looked at the photos

And Im still none the wiser WTF

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That's a terrifying mix of nutty listings, so on one page we can chose from a rusting hulk full of gym floor mats which the seller is proposing a syndicated ownership of, a Fiat Ulysse who's seller seems convinced that they've got a sparkling rare classic and not, one might say, an aging van with windows, soggy carpets and twelve bottles of turtlewax smeared over it,  a Renault Scenic with a breeze block stuck to the carpet with expanding foam and a weird electric bike thing you're not allowed to use.

I do quite like the Fiat, mind, I'd have that.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-FTO-2-0-V6/124280958013?hash=item1cefb8ec3d%3Ag%3AagkAAOSwr21e~Ppm&LH_ItemCondition=3000|7000

 

Every time I see one of these I expect it to be piloted by some shaven haired bloke with 'tribal' head/face/neck tattoos and his nan's tights over the back lights.  

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On 8/9/2020 at 9:50 PM, Cavcraft said:

Worth a read of the 6,256 amendments to the advert, it's like the sort of reverse of a Gumtree buyer by including all that shit.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VIVARO-VAN-FULL-OF-ALLSORTS-NEW-THINGS-ADDED-DAILY/224104133999?hash=item342da5b56f:g:n40AAOSwbVJfJ8zK

 

Looks like he has done a job on a pawn shop and realised its worth fuck all and included all the stolen loot with the van, which is probably stolen as well. ?

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9 hours ago, spartacus said:

I'm sure it's well nailed together but there's too much going on there. Vulgalour could fill a thread telling us the styling cues used on that car, even an amateur like me can see two or three straight off.

Someone clearly had a thing for 1950s Studebakers

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12 hours ago, UltraWomble said:

 Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.

I read that

re read that

Looked at the photos

And Im still none the wiser WTF

Despite the mess, I can see where they are coming from. On some rear facing child seats there is a vertical metal pole that rests on the floor of the car. It needs to be secure and I doubt the plastic cubby hole lid is strong enough.

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16 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Van-Unfinished-Campervan-Conversion-Project-for-sale-barter-P-X/154041036057?hash=item23dd8fad19:g:apUAAOSwS15fKEMn

 

'Unfinished campervan project'

 

Or, as us normal people call it, a £150 van which is half full of the  bottom of some traffic cones. For £1,260 reserve not met.

Bonus GCSE maths puzzle in the description to give to your kids whilst schools are still closed. HOW MUCH WILL THE VAN BE SOLD FOR?

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Van was purchased by me in order to transform it into an off grid campervan.
Due to a change of schedule I am no longer able to finish it by myself.
I have stripped everything out ,old rust has been cut away, and half the welding has been completed. 
Van needs an additional one week of welding and a brand new MOT.
Selling price in its present condition is £1500,selling it as it is where it is how it is.
I  can add all the additional necessary equipment and materials for another £1500 and they include : 2 layers of airplane grade insulation,  renewable energy kit ( 3 solar panels, 1 inverter,1 wind turbine ,8 batteries) ,gas bottle ,plywood , electrics, plumbing , sink , spare tyre ,roof ladder , chairs ,table ,canopy , wood burner and exhaust , bricks , metal sheets to fire proof area and to finish the welding. 
For an additional £2000 I can arrange all the above to  be fitted accordingly.
Van is in excellent mechanical condition and it has been through a pre MOT which already identified all things that need fixing.
An additional £1000 will be needed for finishing the welding ,new MOT ,wipers ,new diesel tank ,new Cambelt , battery ,etc...
So the total cost of the campervan conversion  project  is  approx £6000 : £1500 purchase  price ,up to date costs and work carried out up to now , £1000 finishing repairs and get MOT, £2000 equipment and materials needed in conversion , and £1500 installation costs .
It has 2 security locks ,rear view video camera for easy parking .
Very affordable & cheap van ,would give excellent value to the person who wants to complete what I started ,OR we can consider ANOTHER Option ?
If the above described costs & pricings are not acceptable, we can perhaps consider a shared use on this van ?...so we set up the campervan as a syndicate or a communal shareholding, and everyone who contributes financially or with labour gets to use the campervan for an amount of time equal to their contribution  .
For example, since the total value of project is £6000 my existing £1500 contribution & investment covers 25% so  I would get to use the campervan for 3 months every year. 
If I want to increase my shareholding I could invest another £1500 and this would give me an additional 3 months=6 months  of use every time ,every year. 
Otherwise ,feel free to buy it outright by yourself with a minimum price of 1500 -up to 6000 based on additional options and extras described above .
I accept Part Exchange, barter ,swaps ,trades ,part payments, offers etc..

 

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