eBay tat volume 3.

[eddyramrod]

12 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

'Off Grid'

 

Off grid, or off your fucking head?

a pastiche pastel ponce parlour bed

described as 'lovely', but son, you've been misled

I'd rather sleep with the recently dead...

 

 

...body of me  great nan, who in her 90th year

would rather fight Germans or war in Crimea

and spend every day in war torn fear

than spend one night in this mobile diarrhea...

 

 

...filled tat box with its odious vapour

what a fucking palaver,  fuck this for a caper 

fuck Laura Ashley and fuck her wall paper

pass me a sick bucket, pass me a scraper

 

 

...and let's get rid of the unbearable stink

save us from this hell, take us from this brink

of a nasty shade of 'dog's lipstick' pink

that's as 'tasteful' as taking a slash in the sink...

 

 

...that's probably hiding a nasty surprise

what's for tea mam, are you cooking us flies?

let's pack our bags and say our goodbyes

and give it a make over with no compromise

 

 

... on a bottle of gas and a big box matches 

and the grass is a grave where burnt interior detaches

and we're covered in medals and big fuck off patches

for services to caravanning mentioned in despatches

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1960s-Sprite-400-Caravan/124274161692?hash=item1cef51381c:g:1n8AAOSwjLFfHR~8

Our first caravan, in 1965, was a 400!  My dad towed it behind his 1500 Corsair, until he traded that in for a lovely new Zephyr4 later in the year.  The 400 looked ridiculously small behind the Zephyr so he turned it in against a Sprite Alpine, next size up.  When we went away with him for the summer, which was our custom, there were 5 of us.....

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, egg said:

In the Netherlands, but still on the DVLA with no export marker.

https://www.autoscout24.fr/offres/reliant-other-essence-bleu-87db7ba7-96b0-bd50-e053-0100007f1523

 

I love how the dog and the truck have the same facial expression.

[hairnet]

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=303736364&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=19000&maxFirstRegistrationDate=1990&maxPrice=4000&minFirstRegistrationDate=1960&pageNumber=9&scopeId=C&sfmr=false&searchId=c14570f0-f1a0-463e-1ede-9e1edda1d58f

WANT

[sheffcortinacentre]

What had the poor little sprite ever done to anyone to deserve that doing to it?

[hairnet]

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=287703550&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=19000&maxFirstRegistrationDate=1990&maxPrice=4000&minFirstRegistrationDate=1960&pageNumber=13&scopeId=C&sfmr=false&searchId=7ddc049c-5980-4fa3-6fa2-d0d705c88f90

so much oof so much want

wallet says yes but it would be a pita getting it here

 

[skoda_fan]

23 hours ago, Austat said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-RESTORATION-PROJECT-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-SKODA-RAPID-CONVERTIBLE/264815725211?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225076%26meid%3Dd7316ea03f624549a46011bedc593d78%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264817903817%26itm%3D264815725211%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDiscV1&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

Yes unbelievable what these genuinely fetch now. I sold mine for four grand a few years back and thought I'd done well. I am an idiot!

[Tadhg Tiogar]

48 minutes ago, skoda_fan said:

Yes unbelievable what these genuinely fetch now. I sold mine for four grand a few years back and thought I'd done well. I am an idiot!

Er... it's standing at £8988 now. Wonder how many of those are joke bids. 

[wuvvum]

12 hours ago, hairnet said:

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=287703550&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=19000&maxFirstRegistrationDate=1990&maxPrice=4000&minFirstRegistrationDate=1960&pageNumber=13&scopeId=C&sfmr=false&searchId=7ddc049c-5980-4fa3-6fa2-d0d705c88f90

so much oof so much want

wallet says yes but it would be a pita getting it here

 

A-frame it back behind your moped next time you're over there.  I'm sure* German plod would have no issues with that.

[skoda_fan]

1 hour ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Er... it's standing at £8988 now. Wonder how many of those are joke bids. 

Might well be of course. But wouldn't surprise me if they're not. I know of one of these in nice condition that sold for 12k! Much as I love them I'd be the first to admit there's no way they're worth anything like that.

[barrett]

I'm struggling to think of a less desirable car than a Skoda Rapid convertible. Absolutely horrid things. The sub-genre of cars designed as saloons and then turned into convertibles has definitely produced some of the worst vehicles ever built - Visa convertible, anything by Crayford, Skoda, PT Cruiser, various Astras and Escorts... I can't think of a single one I wouldn't be deeply embarrassed to drive, and I used to own a Reliant Regal van.

note  - a Skoda Rapid coupé is an absolute stonking motor and I'd love one

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Ford-Anglia/203067641480?hash=item2f47c64e88:g:dlMAAOSwr9BfKc-f

 

Ace looking things, these.

[skoda_fan]

16 minutes ago, barrett said:

I'm struggling to think of a less desirable car than a Skoda Rapid convertible. Absolutely horrid things. The sub-genre of cars designed as saloons and then turned into convertibles has definitely produced some of the worst vehicles ever built - Visa convertible, anything by Crayford, Skoda, PT Cruiser, various Astras and Escorts... I can't think of a single one I wouldn't be deeply embarrassed to drive, and I used to own a Reliant Regal van.

note  - a Skoda Rapid coupé is an absolute stonking motor and I'd love one

You may well have a point, sir

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-XR3i-MK-4/254677590272?hash=item3b4bf7a100:g:YAcAAOSwZeFfKn0h

 

£1500/'make offer'. Seems cheap if it stays around that mark, but expect someone will bid on it which'll knock out the 'best offer' facility.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-25-IS-16V-LOW-RESERVE/264819434647?hash=item3da877e497%3Ag%3AowYAAOSwJWtfKbbg&LH_ItemCondition=3000|7000

[KitKat]

35 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

but expect someone will bid on it which'll knock out the 'best offer' facility.

....which they already have ?

[NorfolkNWeigh]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-2-3-DIESEL-1985-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-ON-PORTUGUESE-PLATES-07984932876/184380413058?hash=item2aededd482:g:mEQAAOSwaMZfIUn7

Looks pretty , but no danglies, an Indenor and Wrong Hand Drive make it a mere pastiche of the real bASe.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Vectra-GSI-2-5/114340149697?hash=item1a9f3439c1:g:RXQAAOSwSmJfICW5

 

£300 start, no reserve. If it ends anywhere near that, you'd probably get £200 back off the wheels.

[Cavcraft]

Can someone buy this pls?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YAMAHA-RXS100-1990-CLASSIC-Red-original-7-000-miles/402351197377?hash=item5dae000cc1:g:UpEAAOSwF8JfKrBM

 

FFS, he's got 4 bikes for sale including another (cheaper) one of these.

[eddyramrod]

Billy, I'm quite sure you only put that Anglia there to tease me.  It's lovely!

[wuvvum]

That looks like the original front tyre on that.  Would suggest being very circumspect whilst cornering in the wet...

[Cavcraft]

 

Bonus shit looking Mk3 Astra in the background.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Ignis-Van-57k-MOT-to-Oct-Runs-Great-but-Needs-Clutch-or-for-Spares/133484648770?hash=item1f144e1942:g:1ecAAOSwwpZfDCzx

 

'I installed metal panels over the rear windows...'

 

...to convert into a van'

 

'It has never let me down' 

 

 

'Only needs a clutch'

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-mbx-50-project/224105458476?hash=item342db9eb2c:g:yhMAAOSwG7JfKWSL

 

 

'I have stripped the bike down to get into my car' 

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORSAIR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-ROLLING-SHELL/233664603807?hash=item36677ee69f:g:KHYAAOSwDHxfIaW9

 

 

Talking of tyres, looks to have a very elderly Michelin XZX still fitted.

[outlaw118]

1 hour ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-2-3-DIESEL-1985-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-ON-PORTUGUESE-PLATES-07984932876/184380413058?hash=item2aededd482:g:mEQAAOSwaMZfIUn7

Looks pretty , but no danglies, an Indenor and Wrong Hand Drive make it a mere pastiche of the real bASe.

I posted that on April 2nd, you'd have thought he'd have got the hint by now....

[Tamworthbay]

4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-mbx-50-project/224105458476?hash=item342db9eb2c:g:yhMAAOSwG7JfKWSL

 

 

'I have stripped the bike down to get into my car' 

 

That takes basket case to a new level!

[cort16]

that nice monoblock drive with light coloured bricks looks unsuitable for old ford ownership.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/296386201447420/

[wuvvum]

Automatic Peugeot 205 for £500.  Needs recommissioning but one owner and 35K from new.

[doug]

 

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[angle]

Anyone for a terrible Lithuanian registered yank? He appears to have realised that £3k was a little optimistic... 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1128512770863839/

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Good to see it wearing a mask. #staysafe

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Prelude-1-8-Manual-1985-Only-ONE-FORMER-KEEPER/233671386126