Cavcraft Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Giant tin opener for sale, comes with free Morris Minor van https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-van-for-Restoration/203066161170?hash=item2f47afb812:g:uDQAAOSwNK5fJ-le Dick Longbridge, wuvvum, outlaw118 and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dutton-melos-1971/143672943613?hash=item21739323fd:g:IA8AAOSwgM5e3ogI Dutton Melos is an anagram of 'On me tod, slut' . Might come in handy if you bump into your ex-missus one day and she asks if you've moved on yet. spartacus, davocano, Shite Ron and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 'Fully restored' https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300te-amg-w124/383663145264?hash=item59541b0130:g:xqgAAOSwNqxfFaRV ...by an orangutan? Ohdearme, Tamworthbay and Borsuq 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morrisoxide Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Have you ever wondered what the spawn from a Westfield and a Reliant would look like?? Y tho https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Kit-Car-Bond-Bug-Trike-Classic-Car/174346969903?hash=item2897e3a32f:g:iYgAAOSwHvJfC2nz LightBulbFun, Mr_Bo11ox, MorrisItalSLX and 9 others 9 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Earrings Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 33 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: Virtual pat on the back to whichever V-dub botty fondler is thick enough to pay even half the asking price for this dreadful creation. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-L-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-1-8-CL-AUTOMATIC-GENUINE-48-000-MILES-FSH-LONG-MOT/174378104893?hash=item2899beb83d:g:~hYAAOSw~dFe6mNc WTF. I had one of those in a fetching grey that I bought for £700 in a posh part of London around 8 years ago. It was immaculate albeit slow, thirsty and wallowy in the corners. Yet it had this alluring charm to it. Sold it to a work colleague for a little bit more than I paid after retrofitting front fogs. Pretty easy as the wiring loom is already there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 14 minutes ago, morrisoxide said: Have you ever wondered what the spawn from a Westfield and a Reliant would look like?? Y tho https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Kit-Car-Bond-Bug-Trike-Classic-Car/174346969903?hash=item2897e3a32f:g:iYgAAOSwHvJfC2nz I'd be interested to see how this handles, my understanding is that if the majority of a vehicles mass is within the triangle created by the tyres contact patches then there's a good chance it won't fall over. There can't be much weight to those ally panels. LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Cavcraft said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Express-1300D-1989-Ex-Rally-Support-Vehicle/143672165902?hash=item217387460e:g:gsEAAOSwQZRfJxt5 Eye bleeding reading. fuck me! one of these that aint a camper van! I think thats a first for me LOL (not that I got anything against camper ones, but I literally dont think I have seen a non coach built camper Talbot express until now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 That 3-wheeled 'Caterham' reminds me of one of those pet cats or dogs who lost a leg in an accident years ago and has completely forgotten about ever having it now. wuvvum, Shite Ron, Remspoor and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Cavcraft said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MICROCAR-1979-BELLIER-VELOTTO-C-10-S-RARE-DRIVING-WELL-QUIRKY-SHOWS/293675411929?hash=item44606b29d9:g:oLYAAOSweh5euZEp This looks like a poor replica of Postman Pat's van taken from a small seaside town's carousel. The little carousel in the shopping precinct, not the big one at the seafront. Cavcraft, wuvvum and Mr_Bo11ox 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Painting over your brake fluid reservoir not actually a bad idea on a P6. Insurance company: "Any modifications to the vehicle?" Owner: "No. Oh, wait, yes - I removed the glovebox and replaced it with a secondary heater which makes the car look like Dr Kevorkian tried to turn it into a euthanasia machine" https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Rover-3-500-V8-P6/264818293350 gadgetgricey, somewhatfoolish, davocano and 12 others 1 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 22 hours ago, angle said: Early 19 with a new MOT. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/755093515255448/ I got a shot of that back in 2010: 1991 Renault 19 1.4 5dr by Spottedlaurel, on Flickr wuvvum, Cavcraft, Lacquer Peel and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willswitchengage Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Very reasonable and honest appearing advert and quite cheap I think for what it is. If I hadn't just bought a new car I'd probably be all over this! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-900-SE-1990-5dr-Hatchback-11-months-MOT-until-29-6-21/154027009797?hash=item23dcb9a705:g:FDkAAOSwPldfIvW2 Don't look at its MOT history if you're wearing tight shorts in a public space. MorrisItalSLX, Cavcraft and Brodders 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 In need of work and money. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Matra-Bagheera-530LX-restoration-project/184387891506?hash=item2aee5ff132:g:x1UAAOSwvIlfKDgW Austat, Cavcraft, Shite Ron and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil_lihp Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/998213520614848 It's so big, beige and cheap at £500 I was almost tempted. LPG Chrysler Grand Voyager 3.3 anyone? The middle bench was added by the seller but it comes with the individual middle seats as well, bet they're light. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
95 quid Peugeot Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 10 hours ago, SteersWithThrottle said: Lamborghini for under 7 grand: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202003188552088 I'd say this defines "low(ish) cost high liability" but I see there's a couple of W12 VAGs up at similar prices... My friends had one of those from 2k miles, it was Audi GB managing directors car, they ran that from 2K - 178k only bits required apart from consumables, was a rear brake caliper, and back box when punctured with road debris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-RESTORATION-PROJECT-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-SKODA-RAPID-CONVERTIBLE/264815725211?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225076%26meid%3Dd7316ea03f624549a46011bedc593d78%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264817903817%26itm%3D264815725211%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDiscV1&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982 morrisoxide, Cavcraft and Yoss 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Why do I like these? Is the Smart Roadster shite enough? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/smart-roadster-rcr/264818295580?hash=item3da866831c:g:BIoAAOSwN41fKFCi Mr Laurence and Shite Ron 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 £895: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-1800-land-crab-BARN-FIND/143672670382?hash=item21738ef8ae:g:KhUAAOSwVXJfJ~~s Mr_Bo11ox, davocano, Remspoor and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vicar Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 On 8/1/2020 at 3:13 AM, HarmonicCheeseburger said: What sort of cost is their to replacing the battery pack? Apologies for the late response. The cost for us (a few years ago now) was €2000 with goodwill from Toyota. The new pack should well see the car through the rest of its life now, hopefully. We also have a 07 Civic hybrid and it is not nearly as good as the Prius. HarmonicCheeseburger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Hello sexy. Terrible advert, though. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/414949849474875/ MorrisItalSLX, Remspoor, 500tops and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Or a newer one. Can't imagine diesel XMs with new MOTs will be under a grand for much longer. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/942570649575277/ BeEP, Shite Ron, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 I can't imagine that anyone in their right mind is going to pay £3.5k for a beige Regatta that needs bodywork, but I'm glad it exists. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/223385848906125/ phil_lihp, egg, LightBulbFun and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 I mean, for the same money you could get this and half a ton of mig wire. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/216732533001531/ LightBulbFun, BlankFrank, Cavcraft and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 hour ago, The Vicar said: We also have a 07 Civic hybrid and it is not nearly as good as the Prius. Is that one of those weird IMA things? I was looking at those a while back - they seem like a very half-arsed attempt at a hybrid. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Austat said: Why do I like these? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/smart-roadster-rcr/264818295580?hash=item3da866831c:g:BIoAAOSwN41fKFCi My neighbour had one a couple of years back - he reckoned it was massive fun to drive on back roads, but not very comfortable (he is in his 70s). He replaced it with a Vauxhall Tigra... Cavcraft, Shite Ron and anonymous user 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 That Landcrab is ace. I might not have been able to resist it if it had had a manual box, so that was a lucky escape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 7 hours ago, Austat said: Why do I like these? Is the Smart Roadster shite enough? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/smart-roadster-rcr/264818295580?hash=item3da866831c:g:BIoAAOSwN41fKFCi If I question your sexuality, will it show me in a bad, homophobic, bigoted, light? I quite like them too, and my kids have both called me gay on more than one occasion. (My wife agreed with them) This is probably the only reason I have the omega. A proper straight man's car. spartacus, Borsuq and Stevebrookman 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Here's one of these run out Stilo Schumacher abarths that have a weird base spec but finally ditched the selespeed for a manual box. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-FIAT-STILO-2-4-20V-ABARTH-SCHUMACHER-GP-PRODRIVE-LIMITED-EDITION/114336421229?hash=item1a9efb556d:g:LI0AAOSwQgZfJ-jy egg, face, Jamie and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-100-C3-2-2-10V-MINT-very-sorted-swap/353159018921?hash=item5239eaf9a9:g:QIgAAOSwQdJfJ8~k SteersWithThrottle, RoadworkUK, NorfolkNWeigh and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 12 minutes ago, cort16 said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-100-C3-2-2-10V-MINT-very-sorted-swap/353159018921?hash=item5239eaf9a9:g:QIgAAOSwQdJfJ8~k First thing I'm doing is getting rid of the chav interior. Steering wheel can get in the sea as well. Will never look like a proper 100 CS though. barefoot, SteersWithThrottle and Fat_Pirate 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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