lesapandre Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 18 minutes ago, cort16 said: I can smell the Farts from here. Only £475 tho so you can't expect too much. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/344754103183864/ Ah yea - the dealer special - Citroen 'Le Serialkiller'. Remspoor and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteersWithThrottle Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said: More car you cannot get for £2k. Oh dear. Is this going to be the new "it's 24 years old so tax exempt next year"? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-MERCEDES-BENZ-S500L-LWB-LIMO-5-0-V8-PETROL-W220-AUTOMATIC-1-PREVIOUS-OWNER/174357457539 Also refers to the engine as a TDi in the description, who knows what fuel it's had in it recently... Looking at the advisories on the last MOT, it's clearly closing in on "low cost, massive liability" territory quite rapidly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Alternatively would sir like a coupe? £1650 bins CL500, MOT Until January and a claimed FSH https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-CL-500-V8-FULL-MERCEDES-SERVICE-HISTORY/193604435441?hash=item2d13b93df1:g:tfIAAOSwzBRfIs6G SteersWithThrottle, Brodders and spike60 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteersWithThrottle Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 12 minutes ago, cort16 said: Alternatively would sir like a coupe? £1650 bins CL500, MOT Until January and a claimed FSH https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-CL-500-V8-FULL-MERCEDES-SERVICE-HISTORY/193604435441?hash=item2d13b93df1:g:tfIAAOSwzBRfIs6G A quick gurgle reveals the garage in the service book exists, at least. Much better MOT history, with the only concern being the corroded front jacking points. Helluva lot of car for the money though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said: More car you cannot get for £2k. Oh dear. Is this going to be the new "it's 24 years old so tax exempt next year"? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-MERCEDES-BENZ-S500L-LWB-LIMO-5-0-V8-PETROL-W220-AUTOMATIC-1-PREVIOUS-OWNER/174357457539 Looks like it , I wonder how many will just add 6 months to their old MOT date then plead ignorance when they get pinged by the ANPR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3264384373657530/ Tenmil Socket and adw1977 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdkrc Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/264806416896 Brodders, Semi-C, barefoot and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 5 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said: More car you cannot get for £2k. Oh dear. Is this going to be the new "it's 24 years old so tax exempt next year"? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-MERCEDES-BENZ-S500L-LWB-LIMO-5-0-V8-PETROL-W220-AUTOMATIC-1-PREVIOUS-OWNER/174357457539 'THE 4966CC TDI DIESEL ENGINE OFFERS GREAT PERFORMANCE' Tamworthbay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Toyota-Prius-T-Spirit-1-Private-Owner-FULL-TOYOTA-SERVICE-HISTORY/313162324727?hash=item48e9eddaf7:g:qE0AAOSwQrNfHtYI must try one of these at some point the only one of the very cheap ones of this age thats NOT (cough) been a taxi the side views are making go hmmm tho (not the body) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 20 hours ago, Wack said: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3200333890035734/ No price He's after £2,500 for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Cavcraft said: He's after £2,500 for it. I'm guessing aesthetics weren't the Bond Minicar's strong point. I've rarely seen more distorted proportions. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Have to say, were it a G cheaper it'd probably be heading for my garage. LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scdan4 Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 This looks delightfully shit and promises to be cheap. is this the fast engine mr? Assuming it is, I’m really quite taken by this. it’s stalybridge, which is too far away from me to be able to collect in the requested timely manner, which is a shame. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/274445277238 still might bid. ? MorrisItalSLX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Shower Shower of shit https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Motorhome-camper-motorcross-truck/133478635086?hash=item1f13f2564e:g:8ngAAOSw1qtfIdDN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morrisoxide Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 You could buy this and take it to the festival of the unexceptional 2021. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-80-s-Talbot-Avenger-1981-on-road-and-drives-great-Low-start-no-reserve/154028359867?hash=item23dcce40bb:g:BnsAAOSwY6lfJF3t Remspoor, Braddon81, Mr Laurence and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Join us now for a new series of 'George Clarke's Blazing Spaces' in which our intrepid 'shit shining' champion finds more creative places to smoke a doobie Alright, lads, scored some right good bush the other day and the missus is going fucking proper radio about me rolling a fat one in the house, so I'm off to find somewhere to toke my nuts off. Hey, this looks pretty gnarly man, wonder if the seller is open to viewing? Yeah, yeah, that's fucking magic, man. Gonna email the seller dude now, ahh shit, this is GR8 stuff, man... Right, he's agreed to meet me, man. I'm like TOTES blown away about it, it's going to be sick. Can't fucking wait to score a place to blaze, ahh man, yeah. £5,000 ok? Yeah, man, you got a deal! BLAZE IS AMAZE https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-190-LWB-D-CAMPER-CONVERSATION-HPI-CLEAR-1988-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/133479424147?hash=item1f13fe6093:g:FDUAAOSw-t5e~vWD Tune in next week when no doubt I CBA making another episode, man. Spottedlaurel, spartacus, outlaw118 and 8 others 5 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 9 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said: More car you cannot get for £2k. Oh dear. Is this going to be the new "it's 24 years old so tax exempt next year"? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-MERCEDES-BENZ-S500L-LWB-LIMO-5-0-V8-PETROL-W220-AUTOMATIC-1-PREVIOUS-OWNER/174357457539 six out of the first eight of this dealers adverts say similar. I gave up looking after 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Bosworth Scorpanada https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124276937542?ssPageName=STRK:MESINDXX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1436.l2648 Remspoor and MorrisItalSLX 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike60 Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 1973 Citroen SM Maserati https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Citroen-SM-Maserati/114331111670?hash=item1a9eaa50f6:g:A~8AAOSwNWxfE~3m Asimo, ProgRocker, Tamworthbay and 4 others 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 13 minutes ago, spike60 said: 1973 Citroen SM Maserati https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Citroen-SM-Maserati/114331111670?hash=item1a9eaa50f6:g:A~8AAOSwNWxfE~3m I am presently highest bidder on this but it won’t last............ Nice to dream Mr Laurence, busmansholiday, Cavcraft and 9 others 10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, Tamworthbay said: I am presently highest bidder on this but it won’t last............ Nice to dream Good luck. Have you got £20,000 for the restoration? I should have bought my friend’s Sm when he was selling in 2009 - owned in bits since mid eighties and fully restored - half heartedly asking £15,000. Now probably twice that. meshking, eddyramrod and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Nicole....? Papa....? Early Renault Clio diesel, classified ad price £250. Local registered car too (Norfolk). natually aspirated diesel...for extra misery scdan4, Rave, Cavcraft and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 16 minutes ago, richardmorris said: Good luck. Have you got £20,000 for the restoration? I should have bought my friend’s Sm when he was selling in 2009 - owned in bits since mid eighties and fully restored - half heartedly asking £15,000. Now probably twice that. I have no chance of getting it, but if I did I enjoy the challenge of hunting down parts for (relatively) next to nothing, time is no issue. The Capri took five years and Covid aside would have taken 7 or 8. If I do get it (no way), it will get zero on paint, be made mechanically and structurally sound and be driven as is. Cavcraft and Asimo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 A doom blue petrol 7 seater space must on the shitters family car shortlist. https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-espace-mpv-2005-manual-1998-cc-5-doors/1380207656 mitsisigma01 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Wonder how long that Sierra police car has been missing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Better pink than silver . https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-E300-1990-W124/254672140681?hash=item3b4ba47989:g:GLMAAOSwqfJfJFNv Remspoor and vulgalour 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Not convinced by the paint on this Mercedes either. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Mercedes-Benz-306d-drop-side-pickup/143669489658?hash=item21735e6ffa:g:0mcAAOSw7qtfIzKt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vicar Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 6 hours ago, hairnet said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Toyota-Prius-T-Spirit-1-Private-Owner-FULL-TOYOTA-SERVICE-HISTORY/313162324727?hash=item48e9eddaf7:g:qE0AAOSwQrNfHtYI must try one of these at some point the only one of the very cheap ones of this age thats NOT (cough) been a taxi the side views are making go hmmm tho (not the body) Have an identical car that recently ticked over 300k km, never taxi'd and on its second battery pack. They are a thoroughly excellent car, although visibility from most angles is terrible. Or I'm just used to 80s cars with lots of glass and tiny pillars. Also, I was very disappointed to learn that the mileage freezes on all pre-06 Mk2 examples at 2999,999! scdan4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 LHD Fiesta "Festival", £755: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-fiesta-mk1-lhd/402345540871?hash=item5dada9bd07:g:xy0AAOSw6d9fJG-7 Tamworthbay, sporty-shite, face and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Rare RHD Kadett, £560: (Large fingers not included) https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-cadett/203063299000?hash=item2f47840bb8:g:tWEAAOSwzZ9fI-VY Mr Laurence, scdan4, SteersWithThrottle and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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