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Elton John

 

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to fight Mike Tyson
and got punched around the ring
You're scrawled out on the woodwork
by someone with no brain
They set you next to some cannabis
And they made you change your name

 

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And it seems to me, that you've been sprayed
by a piss head in the wind
£1 shop aerosols trying to cling on
when the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known who
got it airbrushed by Bez
is that Jackie Charlton
above the boy from Kes?

 

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Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
eBay hosted this scooter
And pain was the price that we all paid
I hope we've not yet died
 when the HIAB dumps you on the ground
And the DVLA website states 'Vehicle details could not be found'

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Goodbye Chico Marx
Though I never knew you at all
You can't be pleased to share a space
With Alistair Stewart at all
He he had to go before the the beak
The Police Camera Action king 
Who escaped being seen as sexual
By the boys in Brixton, C Wing 

 

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And it seems to me its needs TWOCking
By a toker who's just skinned
Never knowing how to ride it,
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have heard there was a pretty epic skid
And the murals burned out long before
Your  headlight ever did
Your murals burned out long before
Your headlight ever did

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lambretta-1977-148cc-stunning-show-bike-scooter-moped-vespa/124267874674?hash=item1ceef14972:g:DdEAAOSwLdRfAzvu

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8 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Elton John

 

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to fight Mike Tyson
and got punched around the ring
You're scrawled out on the woodwork
by someone with no brain
They set you next to some cannabis
And they made you change your name

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

And it seems to me, that you've been sprayed
by a piss head in the wind
£1 shop aerosols trying to cling on
when the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known who
got it airbrushed by Bez
is that Jackie Charlton
above the boy from Kes?

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
eBay hosted this scooter
And pain was the price that we all paid
I hope we've not yet died
 when the HIAB dumps you on the ground
And the DVLA website states 'Vehicle details could not be found'

s-l1600.jpg

 

Goodbye Chico Marx
Though I never knew you at all
You can't be pleased to share a space
With Alistair Stewart at all
He he had to go before the the beak
The Police Camera Action king 
Who escaped being seen as sexual
By the boys in Brixton, C Wing 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

And it seems to me its needs TWOCking
By a toker who's just skinned
Never knowing how to ride it,
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have heard there was a pretty epic skid
And the murals burned out long before
Your  headlight ever did
Your murals burned out long before
Your headlight ever did

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lambretta-1977-148cc-stunning-show-bike-scooter-moped-vespa/124267874674?hash=item1ceef14972:g:DdEAAOSwLdRfAzvu

He's Back !!!!!!

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This picture seems to frame the car nicely with most useful tool for this car in the foreground. :-)

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The inner Onslow in you is screaming out buy me!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-MK5-2-0-Ghia-X-reg-only-80k-miles-totally-original/333668687955?hash=item4db0342053:g:pukAAOSwLoZfIH5s

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42 minutes ago, morrisoxide said:

This picture seems to frame the car nicely with most useful tool for this car in the foreground. :-)

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The inner Onslow in you is screaming out buy me!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-MK5-2-0-Ghia-X-reg-only-80k-miles-totally-original/333668687955?hash=item4db0342053:g:pukAAOSwLoZfIH5s

I like the fact that it seems to come with a dustpan and brush, for sweeping up the crumbling metal work!

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Hiace camper with knackered engine for a grand. It actually looks pretty neat although I imagine trying to fit a 2.7 diesel engine somewhere into the middle of one of these wouldn't be a lot of fun.

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/toyota-hiace-campervan-1994/1379840445

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36 minutes ago, Austat said:

Not sure 48 years old counts as a "modern classic", but I suppose it's closer than an M-reg Fiesta or some of the other tripe that gets labelled as "classic" nowadays.

Edit: unless things have changed dramatically since I had mine, the seized brakes could be fun to sort - brake parts for the early cars seem to be pretty much unobtainium.

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