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eBay tat volume 3.


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4 hours ago, Sir Snipes said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUDI-A4-1-8-SE-Green-Manual-Petrol-2000-Cheap-Estate/164137948432

I like these early A4s (b4?) and they seem reasonably cheap with the petrol engines. The 1.8 isn't a bad old lump is it?

About as joyless as a petrol engine gets. You could possibly respect it, but you'd never love it.

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16 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

'Sure fire investment can only go one way'

 

 

Agreed: Downwards, very very quickly.

 

They're just shit and horrible and hateful and mind numbing all in one. Those seat covers fall apart if you look at them the wrong way, the arches will disintegrate in front of your eyes and that wheezy, wanky pathetic shit arsed waste of metal engine will make you hate yourself forever more.

Don't hold back, say what you really think about them ?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-beetle/164138575295?hash=item26376be5bf:g:WaMAAOSwWktd5sc1

 

'fancy something different'

 

 

Yes, ideally power sanding my left bollock off.

 

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Focus CC, ending soon, currently £343, SPEARS OR REAPERS, sounds like minor stuff. Apparently the reg. plate is worth £322(!) so the car is pretty much free. And it's brown.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-focus-cc-convertible-2-0-diesel-bronze-manual-spares-or-repairs-salvage/133365054254?hash=item1f0d2d3b2e:g:CrcAAOSwScNecp~A

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'It's not old, it's a vintage classic'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rickman-rancher-camper/324114501482?hash=item4b76bacf6a:g:ulgAAOSwcMNee1Tq

 

'Mot expiry march 2021'

 

Not one bit of which seems to have been used to take it off the fucking drive and get some other pictures.

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Another spears or reaper, but on the face of it, not a lot wrong.

Not MoT'd in 5 years though, but no mention of such a trivial point in the advert. Bonus points for not using the "BRAN FYND" line though.  £400 start, in that Wales.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-C70-2-5-Tdi-Spares-or-Repair/303519766912?hash=item46ab301980:g:tLYAAOSw0P5edPti

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leisure-Campers-range-ECO-180-EC8-from-NSR-Leisure-Demountable-campers/164137594929?hash=item26375cf031:g:t6IAAOSwkl5XcrcQ

 

'Wohnkabine Phonetic dorka wohnmobil wohnwagen'

 

 

Which is probably Swedish for 'Mobile dog wanking and fondling unit'

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Lest we forget indeed

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Transit-camper-van/184224750331?hash=item2ae4a69afb:g:5loAAOSwtMVeelLi

 

'I'll do my very best'

 

 

 

...too wash my skiddies in the sink?

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