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Take me out tonight
Where there's a jet wash and a Tesco
And they're near Longsight
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore

 

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Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people
by the traffic lights
Driving in your car
Oh, please don't drop me here
Because it's not my home, it's the
junction, and I'm welcome no more

 

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And if that bird from by the till
calls the old fucking bill
To get put back in side
is not such a heavenly way to die

 

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And if a ten-ton truck
Kills  My Toyota Auris
To die near Moss Side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine

 

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There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-TOYOTA-AURIS-Tr-Vvt-I-Petrol-37-000-MILES-low-CAT-S-WRIGHT-OFF-cheap-fix/264648132457?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225114%26meid%3De5d2b40a989f46078deffe6831014be4%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dnone%26sd%3D264648132457%26itm%3D264648132457%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Ab36fb4c4-58c7-11ea-8d97-74dbd1807526|parentrq%3A82ce6f921700a9cce0249a19fff699d6|iid%3A1

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Out of the beast

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-G-wagon-G500-AMG-Exhaust-Matte-Black-Custom-Red-Leathers/124092551818?hash=item1ce47e128a:g:o-kAAOSwZNleUDj9

 

If subliminal messages really do exist, his number plate is 100% telling him something.

 

 

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Image result for german shepherd holding paint brush

Image result for alsatian gif

Image result for tins of paint

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Piaggio-Vespa-50cc-Special-Hand-Painted-Sicilian-Style-Fully-Restored/133345292925?hash=item1f0bffb27d:g:pEwAAOSwxD1eVplY

 

'hand painted by a famous artist in Sicily Roberto Caputo.  He hand painted Dolce Gabbana Smeg refrigerators'

 

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Another Murano, this one runs on dinosaur farts. Currently £23.00 5 days left. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-murano-z50/233505511977?hash=item365e035a29:g:uLMAAOSwv9peVC1~

So M8, what do you think of Nigel Farage?
 

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 I have no problems with him

Clearly a fascist.*

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I'm purposely not tagging Eddy Rammstein in this because he's a top bloke, and this is horrible.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Bedford-CF-Van/124096019412?hash=item1ce4b2fbd4:g:W4wAAOSw~WpeVEsx

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Roof isn't attached to vehicle but is strapped down

Nice
 

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It's running a 2.3 Nissan Vanette diesel engine

Lovely.

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Obviously it's not road worthy

No shit, Sherlock

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