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She unscrews the top from her new chemical bottle
and  goes for a crap in her VW hovel
Like some kind of witch with brown fingers post shittin
She smells like a cat coz her bog roll's gone missin

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Blacked out rear lights offer merely a flicker 
typical crap from a  VW licker
Hope EMR deliver it's final reminder
and send this off in small pieces on a big boat to China

 

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Drinks to remember, turps meths and bleach
wake up alone on some shit North Wales beach
Wormwood Scrubs is a love that I miss very much
Much more than this half-arsed, shit rabbit hutch
A hateful over-rated poxy V-Dub
I'd rather suck donkey wang than be seen in this tub


 

 

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How we're all wishing a drunk American pilot
Would fly over this and lock his bomb target eyelet
Move his cross hairs dead central, marry up the sight
So we can LOL from a distance at the demise of this shite
The whole things a stinker, the old scene tax bother
Kill it with fire or a crash, please one or the other
Check out the MOT history, it'll make you go dizzy
There's enough fucking work to keep a few garages busy

 

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Things to remember some 4 star from Elf
and a box of Swan Vesta from that shit kitchen shelf
This tide marked horror won't be missed very much 
please rev it to bollocks and then dump the clutch

 

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What fucking cowboy built that for a slumber
I'd rather sleep on the porch with red ants in summer
Put this in the ocean and return to your family
Bury the bastard where it's nice and sandy
Then move back to 'C' wing without friend or relation
The punishment block seems a good consolation
This moth ridden shit pit makes you think you've got sod all
I'd rather drink 'Tizer' from a truck driver's pop bottle

 

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Please, kids, remember don't do drugs by yourself
this kind of shit isn't good for your health
You'll wake up alone in some crappy resort
In a tide marked old shit heap that's labelled V-dub
In a tide marked old shit heap, that's labelled V-dub
In-a-tide-marked-old-shit-heap-that's-labelled-V-dub.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Transporter-T5-Caravelle-Camper-Day-Van-2005-Automatic-Disability-Drive/293482403718?hash=item4454ea1786:g:qPcAAOSw0dZeS8Th

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MUCH. WANT.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-1300-Coupe-GL-S7-RHD-Air-cooled-engine-Aircon/264642653137?hash=item3d9dee6bd1:g:jmkAAOSwqJReT9Kw

The reserve is probably quite high and it's in NL, but it's in really nice condition. I know a few were sold in the UK, whatever happened to them?

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8 hours ago, Austat said:

MUCH. WANT.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-1300-Coupe-GL-S7-RHD-Air-cooled-engine-Aircon/264642653137?hash=item3d9dee6bd1:g:jmkAAOSwqJReT9Kw

The reserve is probably quite high and it's in NL, but it's in really nice condition. I know a few were sold in the UK, whatever happened to them?

Lovely. These are really ace things. But where would you find the proper interior for one?

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This friggin camper is just mind-bogglingly awful. I thought that Sherpa with a septic tank on the back was bad but I'd kip in that any day over this POS. 'Camper Parking Only'? '#Vanlife'? FUCK OFF!!!! (and thats coming from someone who still dreams of living in a box on wheels)

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1 hour ago, Sir Snipes said:

Oh sorry yeah it m was that Transporter on the previous page.

I'd not clicked it was one and the same either. I love* the idea of the sofa with a lift up cushion revealing a shitter. Imagine the friends you could lose. 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-608d-Horse-Box-spares-or-Repairs/124095555094?hash=item1ce4abe616:g:szkAAOSw6DxeNzzD

 

'decided to sell hole as I don’t have the time'

 

Wonder which one? Actually, don't want to know.

 

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