Cavcraft Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 'Alright motherflipperz, you might remember me for my slightly annoying voice, creeping up to 'celebrities' and snooping round their knicker draws. Anyhow, I got the nine-ten-jack off the telly, so I've started a new career sniffing out MILF on eBay. It's a fucking G-R-8 job I tell you lads, especially for a nosy bastard like what I am. Here's the first (and probably last) of them. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Tramsit-Camper-Van-spares-or-repair/264645027486?hash=item3d9e12a69e:g:S1EAAOSw6WleUrc3 davocano, Tenmil Socket, michael t and 7 others 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 2 hours ago, MKT said: Presented without comment https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/197806554796877/ That needs purchasing and letting to hipsters as 'modern living with an eco angle yah'. Horrific. UltraWomble, scdan4, Fat_Pirate and 4 others 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 What has the tank had in it previously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Looks liek the kind of tank that people have for their central heating oil! Aston Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstraight6 Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 I’m not sure what is worse, 1980’s interior design with an old lush swigging lager from a plastic glass, or a single occupancy escape room mounted on a Sherpa. I won’t sleep tonight. Yoss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 To be honest, it looks like the kind of tank that people have for 'dropping the kids off at the pool' with on building sites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 It's a heating oil tank. You can see the pipe attachment point at the back on the bottom. Then there is the lid on top for it to be filled. I imagine it's very grim to be inside. Possibly even dangerous as they aren't exactly designed to have air flow! Plus they smell extremely plastically. Aston Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 3 hours ago, MKT said: Presented without comment https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/197806554796877/ Stolen joke from his facebook friends. They referred to it as "unibog" Also someone said "fill the tank with red diesel and you could drive around for weeks" "and you'd still only reach the Scottish Borders" UltraWomble, Aston Martin, timolloyd and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Remember in Breaking Bad when the guy uses the petrol tanker as a secret way to get people into witness protection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeinabz Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Presented without commenthttps://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/197806554796877/ £4750 , get quite a few nights in a premier inn for that , with a window.Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk UltraWomble and adw1977 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 "Wedding Car". Craig the Princess and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Get rid of the bed tank and that Freight Rover is fucking cool. cobblers, spartacus and BlankFrank 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 'Hey Monty, want to come and see dad's new car?' 'Wanna go walkies somewhere nice?' 'Fuck you then, you can have a whazz in the garden instead' https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-Vauxhall-corsa-1-2-16-valve-2001/264638089138?hash=item3d9da8c7b2:g:KoAAAOSwXeteSq0I Amishtat and Skizzer 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Witches, wizzards, skeleton and bat give this old Transit a fucking good twat magicians and sorcerers use all your brawn, leave the side door flapping like your mum's hippo's yawn https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/van-spares-repair/124094780728?hash=item1ce4a01538:g:LEAAAOSwBi5eUs82 michael t, davocano, Disco Fever and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Isn't this a bit cheap? http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202002237641790 egg, Burnside and LightBulbFun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Marina Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 2 hours ago, bigstraight6 said: I’m not sure what is worse, 1980’s interior design with an old lush swigging lager from a plastic glass, or a single occupancy escape room mounted on a Sherpa. I won’t sleep tonight. Go for the old lush. I haven't regretted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 https://m.facebook.com/groups/100130886699197?view=permalink&id=2864998426879082 Burnside, davocano, Floatylight and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Marina Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Aston Martin said: The bestest engine bay ever. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Exceptional-Ferrari-F430-Kit-Car-Replica-Recreation-Toyota-MR2-Base/293478772200?hash=item4454b2ade8:g:ZDIAAOSw-IheD79W TBH the neighbour has a new Ferrari and it isn't a great deal less ghastly than this. Just a question of degrees. spartacus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSchwifty Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 6 hours ago, angle said: This looks good for £595 or offers. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133342227914 This is seriously a steal for someone. One owner, regularly serviced and garaged all its life. JUST LOOK AT IT! Cavcraft and spartacus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 She unscrews the top from her new chemical bottleand goes for a crap in her VW hovelLike some kind of witch with brown fingers post shittinShe smells like a cat coz her bog roll's gone missin Blacked out rear lights offer merely a flicker typical crap from a VW lickerHope EMR deliver it's final reminderand send this off in small pieces on a big boat to China Drinks to remember, turps meths and bleachwake up alone on some shit North Wales beachWormwood Scrubs is a love that I miss very muchMuch more than this half-arsed, shit rabbit hutchA hateful over-rated poxy V-DubI'd rather suck donkey wang than be seen in this tub How we're all wishing a drunk American pilotWould fly over this and lock his bomb target eyeletMove his cross hairs dead central, marry up the sightSo we can LOL from a distance at the demise of this shiteThe whole things a stinker, the old scene tax botherKill it with fire or a crash, please one or the otherCheck out the MOT history, it'll make you go dizzyThere's enough fucking work to keep a few garages busy Things to remember some 4 star from Elfand a box of Swan Vesta from that shit kitchen shelfThis tide marked horror won't be missed very much please rev it to bollocks and then dump the clutch What fucking cowboy built that for a slumberI'd rather sleep on the porch with red ants in summerPut this in the ocean and return to your familyBury the bastard where it's nice and sandyThen move back to 'C' wing without friend or relationThe punishment block seems a good consolationThis moth ridden shit pit makes you think you've got sod allI'd rather drink 'Tizer' from a truck driver's pop bottle Please, kids, remember don't do drugs by yourselfthis kind of shit isn't good for your healthYou'll wake up alone in some crappy resortIn a tide marked old shit heap that's labelled V-dubIn a tide marked old shit heap, that's labelled V-dubIn-a-tide-marked-old-shit-heap-that's-labelled-V-dub. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Transporter-T5-Caravelle-Camper-Day-Van-2005-Automatic-Disability-Drive/293482403718?hash=item4454ea1786:g:qPcAAOSw0dZeS8Th puddlethumper, willswitchengage, bigstraight6 and 13 others 6 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 MUCH. WANT. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-1300-Coupe-GL-S7-RHD-Air-cooled-engine-Aircon/264642653137?hash=item3d9dee6bd1:g:jmkAAOSwqJReT9Kw The reserve is probably quite high and it's in NL, but it's in really nice condition. I know a few were sold in the UK, whatever happened to them? Dick Longbridge, MorrisItalSLX, egg and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-kitten-k20-turbo-fitted-reliant-turbo-rat-rod/223913775588?hash=item34224d11e4:g:6zsAAOSwIWBeSSnu Quote go,s like sh-t at total waight of 800 kg Looks like shit too M8. Burnside, Tenmil Socket, puddlethumper and 5 others 3 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 No reserve, 1020 quid at the moment: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EXCELLENT-ORIGINAL-EXAMPLE-DESERVES-FULL-RESTORATION/254520207561?hash=item3b429628c9:g:fIsAAOSw7xZeUU7r wuvvum, MorrisItalSLX, egg and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 This is up for sale again: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-STRADA-RITMO-105TC-RARE-FIND-Y-REG-1983-LOW-MILES-6-OWNERS/333524824811?hash=item4da7a0f2eb:g:wcsAAOSwDy1eUstF Cavcraft, Burnside, Semi-C and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Poverty spec Diesel Ritmo, phwoar! Going for roughly 1100 quid: https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1750539328.htm/ MorrisItalSLX, Semi-C, egg and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdkrc Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/462792081294823/ Stolen from retrorides jumpingjehovahs, Zelandeth, egg and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Surprised that is still for sale. Shame I bought the Metro (even though this would have soon got very expensive). Worst ever wood trim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeEP Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 I don't know anything about these but this seems a good deal at £450 with decent length MOT (apologies if repost) https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202002177394894 Craig the Princess and Disco Fever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrett Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 8 hours ago, Austat said: MUCH. WANT. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-1300-Coupe-GL-S7-RHD-Air-cooled-engine-Aircon/264642653137?hash=item3d9dee6bd1:g:jmkAAOSwqJReT9Kw The reserve is probably quite high and it's in NL, but it's in really nice condition. I know a few were sold in the UK, whatever happened to them? Lovely. These are really ace things. But where would you find the proper interior for one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabergé Greggs Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 5 hours ago, Austat said: Poverty spec Diesel Ritmo, phwoar! Going for roughly 1100 quid: https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1750539328.htm/ What year is that? ULEZ exempt? strangeangel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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