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'Alright motherflipperz, you might remember me for my slightly annoying voice, creeping up to 'celebrities' and snooping round their knicker draws. Anyhow, I got the nine-ten-jack off the telly, so I've started a new career sniffing out MILF on eBay. It's a fucking G-R-8 job I tell you lads, especially for a nosy bastard like what I am. Here's the first (and probably last) of  them.  

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Tramsit-Camper-Van-spares-or-repair/264645027486?hash=item3d9e12a69e:g:S1EAAOSw6WleUrc3

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3 hours ago, MKT said:

Stolen joke from his facebook friends.

They referred to it as "unibog"

Also someone said "fill the tank with red diesel and you could drive around for weeks"

"and you'd still only reach the Scottish Borders"

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'Hey Monty, want to come and see dad's new car?'

 

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'Wanna go walkies somewhere nice?'

 

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'Fuck you then, you can have a whazz in the garden instead'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-Vauxhall-corsa-1-2-16-valve-2001/264638089138?hash=item3d9da8c7b2:g:KoAAAOSwXeteSq0I

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Witches, wizzards, skeleton and bat

give this old Transit a fucking good twat

magicians and sorcerers use all your brawn,

leave the side door flapping like your mum's  hippo's yawn

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/van-spares-repair/124094780728?hash=item1ce4a01538:g:LEAAAOSwBi5eUs82

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Aston Martin said:

TBH the neighbour has a new Ferrari and it isn't a great deal less ghastly than this. Just a question of degrees.

 

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She unscrews the top from her new chemical bottle
and  goes for a crap in her VW hovel
Like some kind of witch with brown fingers post shittin
She smells like a cat coz her bog roll's gone missin

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Blacked out rear lights offer merely a flicker 
typical crap from a  VW licker
Hope EMR deliver it's final reminder
and send this off in small pieces on a big boat to China

 

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Drinks to remember, turps meths and bleach
wake up alone on some shit North Wales beach
Wormwood Scrubs is a love that I miss very much
Much more than this half-arsed, shit rabbit hutch
A hateful over-rated poxy V-Dub
I'd rather suck donkey wang than be seen in this tub


 

 

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How we're all wishing a drunk American pilot
Would fly over this and lock his bomb target eyelet
Move his cross hairs dead central, marry up the sight
So we can LOL from a distance at the demise of this shite
The whole things a stinker, the old scene tax bother
Kill it with fire or a crash, please one or the other
Check out the MOT history, it'll make you go dizzy
There's enough fucking work to keep a few garages busy

 

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Things to remember some 4 star from Elf
and a box of Swan Vesta from that shit kitchen shelf
This tide marked horror won't be missed very much 
please rev it to bollocks and then dump the clutch

 

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What fucking cowboy built that for a slumber
I'd rather sleep on the porch with red ants in summer
Put this in the ocean and return to your family
Bury the bastard where it's nice and sandy
Then move back to 'C' wing without friend or relation
The punishment block seems a good consolation
This moth ridden shit pit makes you think you've got sod all
I'd rather drink 'Tizer' from a truck driver's pop bottle

 

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Please, kids, remember don't do drugs by yourself
this kind of shit isn't good for your health
You'll wake up alone in some crappy resort
In a tide marked old shit heap that's labelled V-dub
In a tide marked old shit heap, that's labelled V-dub
In-a-tide-marked-old-shit-heap-that's-labelled-V-dub.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Transporter-T5-Caravelle-Camper-Day-Van-2005-Automatic-Disability-Drive/293482403718?hash=item4454ea1786:g:qPcAAOSw0dZeS8Th

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MUCH. WANT.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-1300-Coupe-GL-S7-RHD-Air-cooled-engine-Aircon/264642653137?hash=item3d9dee6bd1:g:jmkAAOSwqJReT9Kw

The reserve is probably quite high and it's in NL, but it's in really nice condition. I know a few were sold in the UK, whatever happened to them?

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8 hours ago, Austat said:

MUCH. WANT.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-1300-Coupe-GL-S7-RHD-Air-cooled-engine-Aircon/264642653137?hash=item3d9dee6bd1:g:jmkAAOSwqJReT9Kw

The reserve is probably quite high and it's in NL, but it's in really nice condition. I know a few were sold in the UK, whatever happened to them?

Lovely. These are really ace things. But where would you find the proper interior for one?

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