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2 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

Speaking of 1.4 suitcase engines, this isn’t cheap but it’s bang tidy and I bet it’s bags (geddit?) of fun.

Or for £400 less than that AX GT you could have a twin turbo V12 with 500bhp.  What a time to be alive.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F184169289804

 

Seller has no feedback though.  Hmm.

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12 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

Speaking of 1.4 suitcase engines, this isn’t cheap but it’s bang tidy and I bet it’s bags (geddit?) of fun.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F184170211749

 

I'd love a 3 dr AX GT. I had a 1.0 AX years ago and it was fun to drive (HGF in the end). A lad I once worked with had a green special edition version... think it was possibly GT500? Can't remember...

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28 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

Bran fnid BX 14RE.  £100 start.

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F164081715170

It doesn’t work, but that shouldn’t put any of us off.

Vulgalour to the plastic phone, please. That's Vulgalour to the plastic phone. Ithagyou.

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29 minutes ago, The Mighty Quinn said:

 

Hmm, that looks very straight. I bet it's tidy underneath as well. Chances are that engine will live again with diesel/plus gas etc - assumimng it wasn't laid up at four years old with a siezed engine!

90,000miles in four years is quite a lot for a 1.4 petrol.

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40 minutes ago, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/824656891385865/

this is broken, has no test and needs the suspension pumping up/replacing and the seller thinks its worth £1250.

yes, good luck with that.

and i'm the one person who actually likes the Ambassador!

 

Might consider selling our clove brown one if that is what a fucked one goes for.

Another Ambassador fan here, so with me, you and John Shuttleworth is most of the fan base.

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4 hours ago, Skizzer said:

Or for £400 less than that AX GT you could have a twin turbo V12 with 500bhp.  What a time to be alive.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F184169289804

 

Seller has no feedback though.  Hmm.

I'm not sure you could ever sell it again. 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-Club-Estate-1-6-Petrol/193343628250

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Please study the photos using the zoom in facility as these will confirm the overall condition of the car and are part of the description and will give you an excellent idea of what to expect should you wish to purchase the car.
 

Thanks for those handy instructions on what to do with the friggin pictures, I am sure any buyers wondering what the car looks like will feel much better once they have digested this crucial information.

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5 hours ago, Skizzer said:

Or for £400 less than that AX GT you could have a twin turbo V12 with 500bhp.  What a time to be alive.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F184169289804

 

Seller has no feedback though.  Hmm.

I don't think I'd want to pollute my eBay feedback history with selling that liability either. 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Civic-1-6-Rare-Immaculate-Bargain/283782145039

This is back on again , he's currently got 2 live listings on the go for it.

Just had a look through his history, he's had 7 'successful' sales on it and 4 'unsold' efforts. Reported to eBay for shilling but they can't be arsed to do owt

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9 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

This is back on again , he's currently got 2 live listings on the go for it.

Just had a look through his history, he's had 7 'successful' sales on it and 4 'unsold' efforts. Reported to eBay for shilling but they can't be arsed to do owt

Even in those shit pictures you can see the damage to the ‘immaculate’ front wing and the wonky bumper.

This is the seller’s latest feedback, presumably from one of those ‘successful’ sales:
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2 hours ago, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/824656891385865/

this is broken, has no test and needs the suspension pumping up/replacing and the seller thinks its worth £1250.

yes, good luck with that.

and i'm the one person who actually likes the Ambassador!

I'm with Reg_Knackers on this one.  The suspension doesn't look too bad at all from the pics, and if all it needs is a couple of SU rebuild kits to get it back on the road then I don't think the price is out of the way.  It looks tidy enough overall.

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Come and look out Jimmy's window
That big old visor shinin' down
Tell me now don't say you didn't spot him
that fat bloke in background

 

Remember back when that collie first found us
he'd be shittin' all around
And we'd look behind the brolly
for that fat bloke in background

 

I'll get the me nan's pants from the bedroom
And she'll  try and shake off the yellow rain
as down her right leg runs a river
think she's pissed herself again

 

Just because we are married
Don't mean we can't put a traffic cone around
the potential safety hazard
that's the fat bloke in background

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-S-TYPE/233495155183?hash=item365d6551ef:g:3uUAAOSwoydeRuPF

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'Hello, I've broken down in Doncaster High Street, how long will it take you to get to me, please?'

 

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'Three and half weeks, love'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Classic-Volkswagen-VW-LT40-ex-AA-Roadside-Recovery-spec-lift-crew-cab/193344641398?hash=item2d043d1976:g:2UEAAOSwB05eRoz-

 

 

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