MarvinsMom Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-Arnage-6-8-auto-R/254434544114?hash=item3b3d7b09f2:g:nfYAAOSwxUJd4TYd tired of been solvent?, tired of been able to pay your bills every month? wanna look like proper money, and not some footballers wife? then sir, you need this glorious money pit. just ask mr x^^3 he can tell you how wonderfully horrific these things are to run! it looks great mind. garethj, Cavcraft, Aston Martin and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 This has been for sale for a while at the side of the road near Chester. Actually thought it was a van. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Clio-sport-172/193320535474?hash=item2d02cd45b2:g:fggAAOSwru1eIgu9 And here it is in happier times in Iraq stonedagain, DVee8 and jumpingjehovahs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 £350, or offers. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Passat-B3-CL-2-0-E-8V-petrol-1993/223881030286?hash=item3420596a8e:g:um8AAOSwTzBeL0Md w00dy, Dannyk and stonedagain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-T Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Burnside said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-LX-Auto-1990/324052057409?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D68a44e9b10ed49d9bb83b08cc553edd6%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D12%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dnone%26sd%3D164050333852%26itm%3D324052057409%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Afa098121-412a-11ea-acd9-74dbd18047c7|parentrq%3Ae80fbb2016f0ad32886af603fffa6e72|iid%3A1 A rather sad looking MK2 Astra LX Lord's needing TLC, but with Mot till Sept. Could make someone a cheap Auto though. Currently at £250 start with no bids. Apparently the last owners had it for 8 years. If this is how they treat it, please someone make them stop! The most inventive use of a Sainsbury's bag I've ever seen. This thing looks like one of those mistreated dogs on the RSPCA adverts. It needs putting out of its misery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 Corsa C Life. Has a ring to it. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Opel-Corsa-1-2i-16v-2005MY-Life-EXCELLENT-RUNNER/114074707233?hash=item1a8f61e521:g:7YQAAOSwU6RdKJyV michael t 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 Contender for furthest away car for sale? No need to take it to driftland, it's already pre-crashed. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202001276635464 This is exactly the sort of thing I'd like to buy in a few months' time, though. A mechanically sorted sporty-ish car that's got some cosmetic damage, so I can thrash it around like a complete cunt without feeling bad about ruining a nice car. Cavcraft and sdkrc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 Cat 'S' MG3, anyone? https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg-motor-uk/fast-mg3-2015-vti-106bhp-82k-with-fsh-glasgow-dealer-dab-euro5-petrol-52mpg-fast-cheap-car-/1364773164 Looking at the garish seats and those stickers on the doors, it would appear they've modelled this on a coach. Kowalski 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 4 hours ago, New POD said: Does it have reverse ? Ah...the flaw in the plan.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 This is nice. Just 42,000 miles too. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/285959005638102/ Supernaut, Cavcraft, Fat_Pirate and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Split-Screen-Vintage-Retro-Roof-Rack-Coca-Cola-7up-Ice-Box-Cooler-Old/372930566022?hash=item56d464d786:g:XhUAAOSw1ABd-Tih 'original 60's splitty roof rack' Complete with 'original' differing lengths of wood and differing screws? To anyone complete devoid of their marbles, just* £650 buys it. strangeangel, outlaw118 and spartacus 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, cort16 said: This is nice. Just 42,000 miles too. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/285959005638102/ the ergonomics of that heated seat button makes me itchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 The bucket underneath is to catch this camper's own tears at having to wear those fucking wheel trims and a picture of a moose with poached eggs for eyes having his face torn off by an owl. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-van/383393482865?hash=item5944084871:g:z7kAAOSw6NVeLtOr 'needs gearbox mountain' strangeangel, louiepj, pilninggas and 10 others 6 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ex-Mobile-Library-Camper-Bus-Workshop-Van-Office-Playbus-Food-truck/223880946734?hash=item342058242e:g:w18AAOSwe-NeLyYa puddlethumper, vulgalour, outlaw118 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorpunk Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 25 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: Cat 'S' MG3, anyone? https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg-motor-uk/fast-mg3-2015-vti-106bhp-82k-with-fsh-glasgow-dealer-dab-euro5-petrol-52mpg-fast-cheap-car-/1364773164 Looking at the garish seats and those stickers on the doors, it would appear they've modelled this on a coach. I guessed a price before clicking the link. I was out by a factor of ten. It will remain forever unsold. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 How many teddy bears died to make that Monza interior?! Cavcraft, Aston Martin and egg 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Vario-814D-1998-ex-Snap-on-Van-project-Overlander-Camper-motorcross/383393309790?hash=item594405a45e:g:kK4AAOSw8G1dudZU 'A live aboard, self sufficient camper with a mobile hen breeding unit. The chickens are kept in those baskets, then one by one released into the path of an angry cock who pops out of that hinged dog kennel looking thing. He then jumps up on the wheel arch, bums them and their eggs roll down on to that grate, which grades them. In the far right corner is the toilet. Once you've finished dropping the kids off at the pool, it's a simple matter of turning the shower up to def con 3, pressing the middle button and then using that black cable to blow your freshly laid Richard into the fuel tank to make bio-fuel with the eggs that didn't make the cut. None of the above has been tested, due to an unfortunate and unforeseen incident involving my own cock, some of the chickens and the RSPCA. I'm due for release in May 2047 and if the camper hasn't sold by then all those fluffy, sexy little wing flapping cock teasers are coming to live with me on a remote island' Craig the Princess, SpareSnare, BeEP and 8 others 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 This looks crunchy https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-cf-van-cf2-barn-find-classic-van/324049068536 Quote All floors and inner wings and inner rear arches look solid Hmmmm Cavcraft, eddyramrod, michael t and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-ACCORD-HONDA-2-0i-LS-Auto-AC-Saloon-PETROL-Automatic/392647863469 This one-owner from new Accord looks decent for 500 groat. A Rover 600 with a bit of extra misery. Location Stoke-on-Trent michael t 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 This looks appealing in a sort of totally joyless way https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Civic-1-4i-90bhp-only-65000-miles-NO-RESERVE/324051066221 michael t 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 I wasn't aware that Escort 1300 Sports in RHD form were a thing, sporty features but economical to run. Saying that, don't bother looking at the price, it's overpriced as always. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-escort-1300-sport/133317559285?hash=item1f0a5883f5:g:jJYAAOSwSK9eL0~W Cavcraft and face 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Two questions: Who the bleeding hell makes a camper with a roller shutter rear door? And do you have to close it when you're watching a bit of Frankie? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VOLKSWAGEN-LT35-LUTON-CAMPERVAN-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-LONG-MOT/283758972027?hash=item42115a4c7b:g:rR8AAOSwSKBeL2S4 Aston Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 On 1/28/2020 at 2:01 AM, Mr_Bo11ox said: This looks crunchy https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-cf-van-cf2-barn-find-classic-van/324049068536 Hmmmm OHHHH YES! Watchlisted, obviously. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 10 hours ago, J-T said: The most inventive use of a Sainsbury's bag I've ever seen. This thing looks like one of those mistreated dogs on the RSPCA adverts. It needs putting out of its misery! And that oil leak is pretty crazy! If this was £150 we could probably save its skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/405215370281380/ Oh gawd. If I'd sold the 944 to that idiot I'd be able to buy this. Stupid me. *Edit*Adding photos of the seats. WOW! Fat_Pirate, mitsisigma01, Austat and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Austat said: I wasn't aware that Escort 1300 Sports in RHD form were a thing, sporty features but economical to run. Saying that, don't bother looking at the price, it's overpriced as always. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-escort-1300-sport/133317559285?hash=item1f0a5883f5:g:jJYAAOSwSK9eL0~W Dunno, £8grand doesn't seem so outrageous for a proper 2 door sport nowadays. NorfolkNWeigh, Cavcraft and Austat 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 18 minutes ago, Sir Snipes said: Dunno, £8grand doesn't seem so outrageous for a proper 2 door sport nowadays. Agreed, and it's a very rare car. Austat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w00dy Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-19-16v-phase1-retro-ride/362895849488 What have they done to you. HillmanImp, Cavcraft, outlaw118 and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w00dy Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-280TE-W123-Estate/133317587215 Luckily I don't have £4.5k, since then I'd then have a rotten Merc and be wishing I had £10k. Heidel_Kakao, Tenmil Socket, puddlethumper and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Sir Snipes said: Dunno, £8grand doesn't seem so outrageous for a proper 2 door sport nowadays. Yes , for what is the next best thing to an RS that seems almost reasonable. I guessed £12k before clicking on it. Funnily enough I was trying to explain to a couple in their 60's who weren't into cars but noticed a nice 2.8i Capri in traffic and mentioned they had a Capri, the crazy prices they make now. I don't think they believed me when I said that a similar condition Escort and Bentley of the same age were for sale the Escort would be worth 2 or 3 times as much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 2 hours ago, HillmanImp said: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/405215370281380/ Oh gawd. If I'd sold the 944 to that idiot I'd be able to buy this. Stupid me. I 'think' that's my Mums old one! Certainly identical and looks to be in the same condition as it was when she had it! hate the woman, love the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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